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12 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

My mother’s grandfather worked for the Pinkerton Detective Agency  during the Union busting troubles.  (you might recall that the symbol for the Pinkertons was an eye with the slogan:  “We Never Sleep”. That’s why private investigators were called “private eyes.”)

Translation: my great grandfather was a hired goon who fought to stop unions from being unions before the turn of the 20th century.  And by “fought”, I mean fought union workers with clubs and knives. 

Read this in DaFino’s voice. Was your grandfather an Irish monk?

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Or maybe god is sending all those MAGA areas a strong sign 

27 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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Or maybe god is sending all those MAGA areas a strong sign 

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i’ll guess that trump is at least 90% with frat bros and former frat bros ….

 

Their team talking points are just lame nowadays 
 

Wtf I just read in this thread about Biden helping FL? As if he’s going to leave others in the lurch. Fuck these assholes right in the goat ass.
1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:


Wtf I just read in this thread about Biden helping FL? As if he’s going to leave others in the lurch. Fuck these assholes right in the goat ass.

Every accusation part eleventy billion. Trump would 100% slow roll aid to a blue state. 

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Every accusation part eleventy billion. Trump would 100% slow roll aid to a blue state. 

A couple of weeks ago he literally threatened to cut wildfire support to California unless the state diverts more water from the Sierras to farmlands.

On 9/28/2024 at 9:44 PM, Gatorubet said:

Yup,  they did not want an “ I did this“ pointing to the lower price

I have been wanting to start putting them all over the pumps again.

On 9/28/2024 at 10:58 AM, Pancho said:


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If I live to be 1000 years old, I will never understand Republican women. 

 

13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

i’ll guess that trump is at least 90% with frat bros and former frat bros ….

 

I'm thinking its probably time for some Pol Pot style re-education camps for the MAGA Mongoloids. They want a dictator, we can give them a Dictator.

15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

i’ll guess that trump is at least 90% with frat bros and former frat bros ….

 

You heard it here first. Alabama will be on the DO NOT RECOMMEND list.

1 hour ago, Classic Rock said:

I'm thinking its probably time for some Pol Pot style re-education camps for the MAGA Mongoloids. They want a dictator, we can give them a Dictator.

 

2+2 therapy is the only lasting solution 

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

 

Since every accusation is a confession, I would not be surprised if Nancy Mace has a VCHP (or a "vertical clitoral hood piercing" for you heathens).

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Since every accusation is a confession, I would not be surprised if Nancy Mace has a VCHP (or a "vertical clitoral hood piercing" for you heathens).

Sir, you don't get to put that visual out there without some verification to back it up.  You have work to do.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Since every accusation is a confession, I would not be surprised if Nancy Mace’s daughter suffered a clitorectomy has a VCHP (or a “vertical clitoral hood piercing” for you jheathens.) 

Fixed it to align with Republican rhetoric being the converse of their reality.

Don't look now, but the GQP has completed invoking the election year holy trinity - illegal immigrants, LGBTQ and SoROs!11!1!

Don't ever change, GQP, don't ever change.

By the way, I agree that media concentration is a shitty idea, especially when outlets are intent on spreading disinformation.  How about we deal with Fox News (and its ecosystem), Sinclair Broadcast, and X / Twitter while we're at it?  Yeah, pretty sure I know the answer to that one ...

 

15 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Not a cult. 

 

That just drives home my hypothesis that a big driver of the MAGA movement among certain demos is sexual frustration.  Because that's a room full of people with ZERO game.

21 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Not a cult. 

 

Is that a yarMAGAlke in the first video?

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29 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Is that a yarMAGAlke in the first video?

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That's the guy who was posted in another thread, maybe Music Forum?  and several of us were wondering if it was unrelated to "music".

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Since every accusation is a confession, I would not be surprised if Nancy Mace has a VCHP (or a "vertical clitoral hood piercing" for you heathens).

Man I miss my ex sometimes

1 hour ago, Gap03 said:

Don't look now, but the GQP has completed invoking the election year holy trinity - illegal immigrants, LGBTQ and SoROs!11!1!

Don't ever change, GQP, don't ever change.

By the way, I agree that media concentration is a shitty idea, especially when outlets are intent on spreading disinformation.  How about we deal with Fox News (and its ecosystem), Sinclair Broadcast, and X / Twitter while we're at it?  Yeah, pretty sure I know the answer to that one ...

 

 

speaking of shitty radio, gave old sean hannity a quick listen today. him and old newt were braking down poll numbers. per old hannity, trump is leading many ‘legitimate’ polls. you have to dig deep to find a poll favoring harris. per old newt, he not only agree’d whole heartedly, but added on that trump is growing the gap in many of those polls !!!

I keep forgetting there are radical republicans who think turnip is the real president and is running the country behind the scenes while Biden is a body double. 

I wonder what these same people would say now that turnip has admitted several times over the last few weeks that he lost.

21 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

i’ll guess that trump is at least 90% with frat bros and former frat bros ….

 

I mean, yeah they’re MAGA Youth and you know are racist as fuuuck. But I’m offended at just how shitty and unfunny it was. Like, come on guys, put in a little effort 

6 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

It’s like 20 little Tucker Carlson’s. 

 

they wish they were as rich as college aged tucker 

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3 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Man I miss my ex sometimes

Try leading her less.

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

I wonder what these same people would say now that turnip has admitted several times over the last few weeks that he lost.

"Well now son, that's just how cagey President Trump is at slippin and slidin around the Demoncrat Sheeple hordes, got em believin he accepts their lies. Hell, all they's doin by thinkin he lost is settin him up for a free third term. [wink] [nod]"

7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Since every accusation is a confession, I would not be surprised if Nancy Mace has a VCHP (or a "vertical clitoral hood piercing" for you heathens).

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5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

That just drives home my hypothesis that a big driver of the MAGA movement among certain demos is sexual frustration.  Because that's a room full of people with ZERO game.

And grift. This "fashion" show is all about the grift.

 

 

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

They should’ve outlawed autotune.

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4 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

It’s like 20 little Tucker Carlson’s. 

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In breaking news, Rob Schneider is a moron.  Get the whole story at 10.

4 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Rob’s just upset that his recent pet project Daddy Daughter Trip, aka Don’t Tell Mommy about This tanked. 

19 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Every accusation part eleventy billion. Trump would 100% slow roll aid to a blue state. 

Just as Jared Kushner suggested during the pandemic. 

7 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Dead or alive I’m gonna die isn’t quite how it works princess…

 

we thinking homeschooled?

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