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Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Yknow, setting aside the whole cuckold scenario, announcing a divorce and then staying together because she's knocked up doesn't sound like a real healthy scene.

why are people talking about this shit. is there some news out about this?

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1 minute ago, Captainant said:

Still goes in the W column. Defense flexed big time to hold the goal line and let Shipley win the game. This was a blowjob with teeth kind of win

It's the kind where she barfs in your lap.

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I had such high expectations for this season. I feel like an idiot.

I feel like this Texas team is a Nigerian prince promising to deposit millions in my bank account, but I keep hitting refresh, and my balance keeps showing $0. 

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1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

That was probably the worst win I have ever watched.

When I'm at a point where I'm okay with losing because it will lead to help stopping the ongoing pain, Texas is at a really bad point. The help is, always, a change in coaching staff. We aren't at the end of suffering this season. I suspect it will get worse, much worse. Hence, I was comfortable with losing.

Changes are required by CDC. I don't know how much more evidence he needs, but he will sadly get more than this and the Florida game to support that conclusion.

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3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

That was the least clutch performance I have ever seen. 

I can’t remember playing a shittier game and winning in all my time being a longhorn fan.

Granted I didn’t start Emely watching until 2001.

But that’s 24 years so it ain’t nothing.

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1 minute ago, Lonestar88 said:

This is about as bad as I've ever felt about a win.

Literally going to find something else to do on Saturdays Sark and Napier have ruined college football for me. 

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13 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Or we don't need to be calling a pass play on 2nd and 10 when we were already in FG range.

The play call is not what cost us it is the decision Moore made once he got the ball to make the fg shorter and plenty of space to stay inbounds.

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4 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

I want the media to absolutely roast Sarkisian. Just go in dry. Call him a moron who cannot call plays to save Jesus' life. 

But maybe Sark's scripts aren't just first quarter, but are six-eight games at a time.
11D chess.

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2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I want the Texas reporters to fucking excoriate Sark in the press conference.

 

how is your team so fucking incompetent on offense?

 

how are they so football mentaly stupid?

 

why does your team keep getting 7 and 8, 10 penalties each game

Keep dreaming. Sark will get softballs and a bunch of how hard it is to win in the sec on the road. No accountability and I’ll be surprised if we win next week.

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4 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

THANK FUCKING GOF FOR MASON SHIPLEY

 

2 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Thank you Mason Shipley.  Fuck everyone and everything else. Especially you sark. 

we lose that game with Auburn as our kicker. 

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Just now, Valmy77 said:

I want to dedicate this win to Mark Stoops and his dumbass decision to go for it on 4th down against our defense in OT.

I had no idea what he was thinking.  No one thought there was any way in hell we were going to drive 25 yards for a TD.  Kick the FG then wait for the offense to do something really stupid and knock ourselves out of FG range.

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Just now, BurntEyes said:

When I'm at a point where I'm okay with losing because it will lead to help stopping the ongoing pain, Texas is at a really bad point. The help is, always, a change in coaching staff. We aren't at the end of suffering this season. I suspect it will get worse, much worse. Hence, I was comfortable with losing.

Changes are required by CDC. I don't know how much more evidence he needs, but he will sadly get more than this and the Florida game to support that conclusion.

I don’t think it really matters. Vandy, UGA, and aggy blowout losses will be more than enough. Also, Arky might be no slouch if they get up for us

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1 minute ago, TexasRenegade said:

"Ol ugly is better than ol nothing"

 

A smart ball coach said that 60 years ago.

Hell that used to be my motto at the bar at 2am. Or 10pm. Whichever 

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Run the table and no one gives a shit what tonight looked like.  

 

Except all of us.   Every single one of us. 

I don't think we win again.  Probably. 

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Just now, BurntEyes said:

When I'm at a point where I'm okay with losing because it will lead to help stopping the ongoing pain, Texas is at a really bad point. The help is, always, a change in coaching staff. We aren't at the end of suffering this season. I suspect it will get worse, much worse. Hence, I was comfortable with losing.

Changes are required by CDC. I don't know how much more evidence he needs, but he will sadly get more than this and the Florida game to support that conclusion.

I think the win was awful enough that maybe, just maybe it will serve as a wake up call.  But that is extremely optimistic.  Perhaps the most mentally unprepared game in recent memory.

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1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Keep dreaming. Sark will get softballs and a bunch of how hard it is to win in the sec on the road. No accountability and I’ll be surprised if we win next week.

I’ll settle for Kurt Bohls’ passive aggressive needling

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on one hand, im pissed because this should have been an easier win

on the other hand, it's an ess-eee-see road win. we were told that there's no easy games here. so any non-texas fan who wants to clown texas for this being a close win can kindly shut that crap up.

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4 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Thank you Mason Shipley.  Fuck everyone and everything else. Especially you sark. 

Defense played their ass off and won the game for us. 

And Niblett. We only scored because of Niblett punt return.

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2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yknow, setting aside the whole cuckold scenario, announcing a divorce and then staying together because she's knocked up doesn't sound like a real healthy scene.

I wouldn't be surprised if he flames out here soon just from stress. 

As someone who recently lost a family member at a young age who was an alcoholic.. please Sark stay away from the juice. No matter how bad your family life and football team are it isn't worth it. 

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4 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Thank you Mason Shipley.  Fuck everyone and everything else. Especially you sark. 

Thank you Niblet too. He’s cool with me.

 

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