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17 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So I'll posit was it better to be aggy or OU and make the playoff and get embarrassed or be us and beat both of them and get to 10 wins beating a helmet school in a fun fucking bowl game?

Winning is best.

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Just now, naija said:

I don't know if it's bias, or they are just bad. It's not just our game. You see it in multiple games.

It is absolutely Bias. we are constantly called for holding and the other teams are almost never called. this has been going on for years.

the review situations show it as well. there are many times when we don't even get a review on a a questionable play. that is nothing but Bias. you have to counteract it by bitching like Smart oes Stoops used to do constantly. you are doing your team a disservice if you don't. It is like we think refs aren't human and can't be influenced. they can and we should be on them constantly.

14 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Next game is in September. Barring a torn Achilles or all three knee ligaments getting shredded he should be back, right? I’m not a doctor but have had a few cold beers.

Yes

45 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I hate that this dude shits all over Texas on every other SEC team’s podcasts and shows

Who the fuck is he? Just another know-nothing hater and SEC honk. He can lick my balls.

I still don’t know how Roberson’s hit didn’t even get reviewed for targeting. I think he concussed them both with that one.

29 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

All you chuckle fucks are welcome. Having seen enough shit-tastic football. I went to the gym with Texas up 30-27. They then promptly rattled off multiple turnovers and points. This was my sacrifice to the masses of cock goblins on this site so you’d all be happy before you get blackout drunk and try to finger bang the fattest girl at the bar

The End.

Thank you for your service

28 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Sark said it was awesome "kicking OU's ass in Dallas, kicking aggys ass at DKR and kicking Michigan's ass". He seems reinvigorated.

Between this quote and the way he was riding the refs during the game today... Are we seeing the start of a new edge to Sark?

11 minutes ago, mdmost said:

If that doesn't show people to go all in on Arch with portal additions then what are we doing?

Seriously. I watched the game with a literal college football novice and they remarked Arch looked like the best player on the field - they should build around him. Fuck yes, we should. Tonight should show that we should continue to recruit top talent and use the portal to supplement what we can't/didn't recruit

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Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Seriously. I watched the game with a literal college football novice and they remarked Arch looked like the best player on the field - they should build around him. Fuck yes, we should. Tonight should show that we should continue to recruit top talent and use the portal to supplement what we can't/didn't recruit

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32 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So I'll posit was it better to be aggy or OU and make the playoff and get embarrassed or be us and beat both of them and get to 10 wins beating a helmet school in a fun fucking bowl game?

We accomplished something. They did not.

Video or audio of sark saying about beating ou, aggie and Michigan?

Just now, Dahobbs said:

What was the score here?

This was after his TD to Lockett, right?

25 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

It's horrifically bad and the bias shows constantly. This game should have been 52 to 20 with A) fair/competent refereeing and B) if Niblet doesn't fumble.

Maybe Sark is seeing the light. I saw him arguing more than in the past. you have to be on these incompetent fucks(read insurance salesmen) from the first whistle to the gun or you will get run over by their bias and stupidity. If Sark thinks ANY ref crew is going to give Texas a fair shake he is stupid and deserves to get fucked.

Michigan fan thought Michigan was getting jobbed.

Refs aren't intentionally getting things wrong. It's just hard to do on the field.

Still gonna tell at them.

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3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

This was after his TD to Lockett, right?

think it was right after we kicked it to their returner for another long return

16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I still don’t know how Roberson’s hit didn’t even get reviewed for targeting. I think he concussed them both with that one.

"Man.... Football..... Football is getting hit."

8 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

The announcers were an absolute beating. I felt like I was listening to the Big 10 network.

I was sure I tuned into a Kyle Whittingham Fan Club convention.

1 minute ago, Hornsome said:

Day back to his old self. Maybe Kelly was the key.

Miami isn't the Sooners and OSU can't get down 3 TDs.

No disrespect intended but get eff out of this thread with that shite. We just beat Michigan , Arch looked great (matched VY yards total vs UM), we displayed good depth and won despite losing our top 3 WR (Moore, Mose and Wingo) and we realized Livingstone may not be the guy.

14 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Between this quote and the way he was riding the refs during the game today... Are we seeing the start of a new edge to Sark?

I suspect the recruits will respond positively... and they're sure gonna like what they saw outta Arch and the team tonight

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2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I was sure I tuned into a Kyle Whittingham Fan Club convention.

Holy shit it was the Underwood and Whittingham blow job crew. Usually you gotta pay to get sucked off for 3.5 hours

Just now, texastroubadour said:

This Miami D. Wow.

How did they lose to Pony?

Kind of like ummm Texas, teams can improve over the course of the season. It's part of the fallacy of just looking at the loss column.

3 minutes ago, naija said:

think it was right after we kicked it to their returner for another long return

Rod Babers said he thinks many of our special team woes today were because our normal special team starters were replaced because they were regular starters. Thus, they were all inexperienced

3 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

This Miami D. Wow.

How did they lose to Pony?

How did we lose to Florida? Shit happens in football.

1 hour ago, MillerEP said:

I hope Stephen smith is crying into his Dirty Shirley tonight for saying we were too soft to compete against Michigan.

No, he’s crying into his tossed salad…

2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

How did we lose to Florida? Shit happens in football.

18-22 year olds are unpredictable and college coaches are generally idiots

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1 hour ago, BigHornedLurker said:

good game, game was not as close as the score indicated

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Car imitating Urban Meyer….

16 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

The announcers were an absolute beating. I felt like I was listening to the Big 10 network.

Lots of the spotlight on MI coaching changes, little to none on who was our acting DC.

Verbosity about the MI run game with little to no love for Christian Clark stepping in with a > 100 yard performance.

I’d care about that shit more if Texas didn’t own MI on the field. As it stands, scoreboard.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Today is about arch and the future. Not Quinn and the past

Well said. Some people should learn that they can say something good without saying something bad. \

49 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

This game and this team reminds me of some of the 05-10 teams. Solid players all around the roster, generally beating most quality opponents. With Arch in there I now feel more confident than I have since VY / Colt that we've got a guy who's going to give us a chance in every game, even when it's tight in the fourth.

Agree. I never felt like we were just barely managing or getting lucky. We never wavered which is sorta new after the bad years. I feel like we will win when I watch. I was delighted that we didn't go with the three man rush Victory D that always gives up a fast touchdown. I'm happy Boom is coming back.

28 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Winning is best.

Cwush your enemies. See dem dwiven before you. Heah the lamentation of the wimmin.

15 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

The announcers were an absolute beating. I felt like I was listening to the Big 10 network.

Their story was the Michigan QB and they were too dumb to get off script. I don't know that it was prejudiced. Just seemed like idiots blathering the obvious.

10 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Michigan fan thought Michigan was getting jobbed.

Refs aren't intentionally getting things wrong. It's just hard to do on the field.

Still gonna tell at them.

Exactly. Incompetent not cheaters.

What fun!

Does anybody think we should have blown their fucking doors off?

The Michigan TD catch overturn was horrific. The Clark run spot was dogshit. Underwood didn’t have control off the ball when he reached over the pylon. That’s like 17-21 points right there.

I’m guessing it was an ACC crew.

20 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

The announcers were an absolute beating. I felt like I was listening to the Big 10 network.

I kept it muted half the time. And stayed out of this thread. It was too nerve-wracking.

Kind of not surprised by the shitty announcers though. It’s not a playoff game.

Man.... I generally do not like freshman and sophomore DBs. I am really glad for these young guys tonight. I saw pups that bite.

Even when we weren't winning, I was happy with the DB process. They're gonna do something next season.

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Does anybody think we should have blown their fucking doors off?

The Michigan TD catch overturn was horrific. The Clark run spot was dogshit. Underwood didn’t have control off the ball when he reached over the pylon. That’s like 17-21 points right there.

I’m guessing it was an ACC crew.

I don't want the TD or th

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Does anybody think we should have blown their fucking doors off?

The Michigan TD catch overturn was horrific. The Clark run spot was dogshit. Underwood didn’t have control off the ball when he reached over the pylon. That’s like 17-21 points right there.

I’m guessing it was an ACC crew.

I wouldn't overturn the td catch.

I think the Barstool guy may have overpaid to get Underwood. If receivers could legally catch balls 10 yds out of bounds, he'd be pretty good.

That being said, the Texas D had a lot to do with it .

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Arch is coming for Worthy's combine record.

7 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I think the Barstool guy may have overpaid to get Underwood. If receivers could legally catch balls 10 yds out of bounds, he'd be pretty good.

That being said, the Texas D had a lot to do with it .

3 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Matt Austin, any thoughts on targeting? Matt Austin: Yes, I hate Texas, so I think it was.

The booth's pleading for a review of Roberson possibly targeting while calling Michigan's blindside blast of McCutcheon a "good, clean hit" was mighty weak sauce.

1 hour ago, Daichee Bell said:

Happy New Year. I love beating Michigan. Let’s straighten out some of (y)our curves next year, Sark, or we will sick the big man on you.

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This guy needs to be found. What a fucking badass.

Dammit I’m proud of these guys. Missed most of the game today due to work, but managed to see a few clips here there and the last five minutes. Considering all the roster turnover the last four weeks we really kicked some ass. We might have made a good playoff run had we made the cut with Arch’s confidence at a season’s high the later part of the year.

Let’s hit the portal hard and have a great spring so we can absolutely ass pound Ohio State in September

42 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

The announcers were an absolute beating. I felt like I was listening to the Big 10 network.

ESPN deportes. Learn espanol while not suffering the stupidity of american commentary.

A win is always a win, but when it’s a win over Michigan it’s especially sweet. Had we lost Portnoy and fucking Eisen would have jacked themselves off to Michigan Man Culture win bullshit well into August 2026.

The game meant 1000x more to them and we still won. Thats encouraging.

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