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1 hour ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Have comfort in the fact the human race will come to an end no matter what one day.

Lol @ Christians supporting this human piece of shit

Ideally it will end not by self-destruction but by surviving long enough to evolve into a higher species. 

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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7 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Ideally it will end not by self-destruction but by surviving long enough to evolve into a higher species. 

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We already beat you there. 

The greatness that is his non stop twatting is that his fucktard supporters cant blame the media. His twitter feed is a raw conduit to his brain made up of moldy diapers and used maxi pads.

1 hour ago, Mojo Hand said:

 

If the national anthem is such a religious experience, shouldn’t he have been gazing at the flag instead of noticing what some kid was doing?

40 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

pretty sure that type of mental compartmentalization shows signs we're dealing with a real live sociopath. 

tough to find them out in the wild.  they should interview him in season 3 of mindhunter.

Was there a season 2?

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2 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Was there a season 2?

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comes out in a week.

11 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

If the national anthem is such a religious experience, shouldn’t he have been gazing at the flag instead of noticing what some kid was doing?

Like everything Trump cult, it reminds me of aggy.  UNCOVER!! 

28 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Like everything Trump cult, it reminds me of aggy.  UNCOVER!! 

Trump is the aggy id.....into whom Satan has breathed life, and now he sits in the White House.

The aggy id runs our country now.  Man, can't see how THAT could go wrong for us.

13 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

When your friends and family give you the “I don’t like him but my 401K is doing so well” garbage -
 

Narrator: It was already trending up.

 

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I’m am so glad that this asshole wasn’t able to get his photo op with any of the El Paso victims.

A big fat FUCK YOU from the good people of El Paso.

1 minute ago, retread said:

 

What the fuck

Getting closer to American being imprisoned. It's coming.

If it weren't for family that would revolt, I would seriously consider just moving to Canada. 

I guess "conservative" will be defined as whatever the Imperial President declares it to be.

A lot of conservatives on this board will be rounded up with the ebil libs for not toeing the GOP line. You're declared non-conservative by decree.

America tamely watches or cheers.

3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I guess "conservative" will be defined as whatever the Imperial President declares it to be.

A lot of conservatives on this board will be rounded up with the ebil libs for not toeing the GOP line. You're declared non-conservative by decree.

America tamely watches or cheers.

Because we've been tamed by jobs, mortgages, car payments, tuition, etc. You know, consumerism.

How can I protest in the streets if I'm working overtime just to pay the deductible/premium for my family's health insurance??

LOLing at the dumb cunts that would preach “OBAMA IS A DICTATOR”.

2 minutes ago, texas08 said:

LOLing at the dumb cunts that would preach “OBAMA IS A DICTATOR”.

I want to say I'm surprised that America is on the verge of a nervous breakdown because of white backlash to the first black president, but I'm not.

 

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Reminded me of this: 

 

Donald J. Trump would have a shit eating grin and a thumbs up going on while standing on the rubble of the WTC if he was President on 9/11. 

16 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Because we've been tamed by jobs, mortgages, car payments, tuition, etc. You know, consumerism.

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Great observation.

48 minutes ago, retread said:

 

Its astounding that principled conservatives are cool with the federal government telling private entities which speech they MUST carry on their platforms which are completely privately funded and ran. 

I'd love to hear a coherent, technically sound argument backing that position. 

4 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Its astounding that principled conservatives are cool with the federal government telling private entities which speech they MUST carry on their platforms which are completely privately funded and ran. 

I'd love to hear a coherent, technically sound argument backing that position. 

A solution to a problem that only actually exists in the minds of the most ardent conservatives.

8 minutes ago, Captainant said:

I'd love to hear a coherent, technically sound argument backing that position

Fascism 

Next question 

The Trump family keep me in the loop. I'm honored. I'd love to walk up to the president and, tears streaming on my face, thank him for all of his achievements. 

Latest email is from Donald Jr.. Sharp guy. Well liked. Big future. Seems that saying people contributed to his dad shames them. I'm disappointed that I wasn't addressed by name beyond the salutation. I better send in some money and brave the possibility of being outed by Castro.

Sean RomaVicta,

This week Joaquin Castro, chairman of his brother’s failing presidential campaign, released the personal information of private citizens just because they supported President Trump.


This was a disgusting and inappropriate personal attack on American Citizens. Where is the Mainstream Media on this story? These donors are great Americans who love this country and are giving their hard earned money to Keep America Great.

While President Trump has been fighting for YOU, Liberal Democrats have sunk to personal attacks on my father and now, his incredible supporters. It’s nonsense.

These Brave Patriots chose to support President Trump and were shamed for it. But as Americans we should never be ashamed. We are proud of our President and must stand behind him in his fight to Keep America Great.

The President wants to know if you will you join him in this fight with your first contribution? We need 45 new donors from the 78736 zip code to contribute and publicly pledge their support for President Trump. Even if it’s just a few dollars, it will make a HUGE difference.

 

 

24 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Its astounding that principled conservatives are cool with the federal government telling private entities which speech they MUST carry on their platforms which are completely privately funded and ran. 

I'd love to hear a coherent, technically sound argument backing that position. 

I haven't seen any evidence of actual bias. Everything is just algorithms working as they're supposed to, with a focus on ad revenue, profit. It's a made up a problem.

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3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:
Sean RomaVicta,

The President wants to know if you will you join him in this fight with your first contribution? We need 45 new donors from the 78736 zip code to contribute and publicly pledge their support for President Trump. Even if it’s just a few dollars, it will make a HUGE difference.

Hmmm.  78736.

https://www.fec.gov/data/receipts/?data_type=processed&committee_id=C00580100&contributor_zip=78736&two_year_transaction_period=2020

Looks like 54 contributions for the 19-20 cycle.  High of $750.00

One fine patriot,  Ms. Mary Page,  has donated 31 times so far this year, at $10 a pop. 

 

6 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

I haven't seen any evidence of actual bias. Everything is just algorithms working as they're supposed to, with a focus on ad revenue, profit. It's a made up a problem.

Cruz has pointed to internal discussion documents (that were in no way policy guidelines or playbooks) as evidence of bias. Which is horseshit, but that ain't gonna stop the snowflake right from being mad when the daily stormer stops getting free passes for calls to violence and harassment.

Most likely, these grifters see bias because the Russians promised them ways to game the Google algorithms and it's not working. 

So their only thought is that it must be the other side pulling an even better grift. 

 

 

10 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

I haven't seen any evidence of actual bias. Everything is just algorithms working as they're supposed to, with a focus on ad revenue, profit. It's a made up a problem.

Seen on twitter somewhere.

"Wow!  They are censoring your discussions of lowering taxes?"   

no, not those conservative values

"Wow.  Censoring your hawkish foreign policy chatter?"

no, not those conservative values

"Wow.  They aren't letting you post about reducing centralized power in D.C.?

no, not those conservative values

"Wow.  You mean they aren't letting you promote aggressively developing our natural resources?"

no, not those conservative values

"Wow.  It's surprising they delete references to the Laffer Curve."

no, not those conservative values

"Wow.  Deleting your encouraging of church attendance?"

no, there's one more conservative value you haven't mentioned yet.

1 hour ago, sachick said:

If it weren't for family that would revolt, I would seriously consider just moving to Canada. 

Why?  Then they win.  Make life hell for them.  They publicly support Trump - we make sure that business feels the pain.  Their racist posts are caught online - make it impossible for the assholes to get a job.  You act like we all don't have the means to fight back.  We do.  Fuck them all, one at a time. 

Trump of course always blames others for why hes not the most popular / best President of all time. 

Not you know...saying rude and angry things all the time. And giving tax cuts to his rich buddies.

This seems a little obstructiony to me. 

 

54 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Cruz has pointed to internal discussion documents (that were in no way policy guidelines or playbooks) as evidence of bias. Which is horseshit, but that ain't gonna stop the snowflake right from being mad when the daily stormer stops getting free passes for calls to violence and harassment.

They are ALWAYS working the refs.  

the media, the FBI, the FED, the tech companies, the courts, the democrats 

Brow beat the shit out of all these people claiming how unfair they’re treating you.

They will then bend over backwards for your agenda. 

Fascist playbook 101

2 hours ago, sachick said:

If it weren't for family that would revolt, I would seriously consider just moving to Canada. 

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According to CNN, Trump reportedly lashed out at his aides for keeping reporters and cameras away during his visit. 

Also known as; Trump upset his visits weren’t more about him and less about whatever those low energy losers were going through. 

1 hour ago, Hank Scorpio said:

 

the only part i don't believe is him saying "sorry".

otherwise, could be a normal piece of journalism.

That might be the first time I chuckled over something The Onion wrote/posted. 

18 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

So with the exception of chik fil a I’m all good. 

Dammit chik fil a! First you gotta bash the gays, now with the trump support? 

Mother fucker. 

21 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

That is a "Who's Who" of Trumpkin's favorite eating spots and by the photos from his rallies, Trumpkins aren't mixing in the never ending salad at Olive Garden.

 

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In-n-out is surprising to me,being they are a California company.  Interested to see what flack they get.  

5 minutes ago, Underdog said:

That might be the first time I chuckled over something The Onion wrote/posted. 

Seriously? 

3 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

In-n-out is surprising to me,being they are a California company.  Interested to see what flack they get.  

Don’t the have bible verses on their cups?

Them Christians are alllll in on St. Trump.

Oh and there isn’t one business on there I go to, so noice.

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3 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

In-n-out is surprising to me,being they are a California company.  Interested to see what flack they get.  

Evangelicals doing what they're told by other evangelicals. 

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