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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

  • Francisco 2.0
    Francisco 2.0

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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I hope people are putting these on Facebook, too. Using humor may actually break through with a few (a very few) Trumpkins. It's one thing to think, "he thinks like me," quite another to think, "they're laughing at me."

29 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Best part of that is no one liked him enough to tell him he looked like an idiot.

Suddenly I'm feeling a lot better about Trump's physical condition.  Edit:  Damnit ... I see that it was already posted. Mea Culpa!


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Why can't I find a video of him actually drawing the thing with the sharpie?  I see before and I see afters.  But there's no video of him actually doing the marker thing?  WTF?  Somebody help, I need to see his preschool art class

MSNBC incessantly reporting over this sharpie thing is probably an example of the media giving this clown too much attention. I mean there are probably hundreds of people dead in the Bahamas yet they are spending the majority of their coverage on another one of his petty lies. 


Can’t disagree with your sentiment, but this is also a verifiable act of criminal liability. The original statement could’ve cost lives and, to a far lesser extent, property damage. Instead of mitigating the potential danger of his statement he hired a kindergartner to draw a semicircle.
11 hours ago, Js1 said:

Mike Pence: Fag-o-what now? 

Fagabeefe?

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5 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

 


Can’t disagree with your sentiment, but this is also a verifiable act of criminal liability. The original statement could’ve cost lives and, to a far lesser extent, property damage. Instead of mitigating the potential danger of his statement he hired a kindergartner to draw a semicircle.

 

I'm betting Trump drew that himself. Surely anyone else would've understood the concept of the cone of uncertainty and drawn a larger arc, not that little mushroom dick appendage. 

54 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I'm betting Trump drew that himself. Surely anyone else would've understood the concept of the cone of uncertainty and drawn a larger arc, not that little mushroom dick appendage. 

Hell, it's probably part of a coloring book someone gave him in hopes of keeping him off the twitter shitter. 

This idiot does not know when to let a sleeping dog lie.  Or he lies like a (sleeping) dog.  

36 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Damn, take the loss, pussy. 

44 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Meanwhile, the National Weather Service says he's full of shit and has a Sharpie.

Does anyone think he’s ever said the phrase, “I made a mistake and I apologize.” in his life? Or is that too human?

1 minute ago, Constant said:

Does anyone think he’s ever said the phrase, “I made a mistake and I apologize.” in his life? Or is that too human?

It would be worse than Fonzie.

 

I imagine there is pressure on the hurricane center, or whatever secretary that owns the hurricane center, to publicly announce Trump is right.

fyi, I looked it up. Wilbur Ross is the person between the President and the Hurricane Center.  I feel much less confident of everything now.

side note: it’s nuts that trump is producing 5 day old hurricane maps to show he may be right. To hell with any carolina resident that may get confused when an old map shows them safe. trump needs to prove that at some point even before the hurricane formed, Alabama was theoretically in the danger zone. 

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14 minutes ago, Constant said:

Does anyone think he’s ever said the phrase, “I made a mistake and I apologize.” in his life? Or is that too human?

He doesn't even have to apologize!  A competent narcissist would make up some story about how he was being overly cautious and was just making sure that everyone was prepared and thankfully Alabama didn't have to deal with this, without ever once acknowledging that he was wrong.

Instead, we get this shitshow.

He’s moved on from the sharpie to more important matters. 

 

What did she say about blacks and mental illness? 

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

He’s moved on from the sharpie to more important matters. 

 

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2 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

What did she say about blacks and mental illness? 

She liked a tweeted photo of a church sign that said black votes for Trump reflect mental illness.  

Debra Messing is worse than Trump.

23 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Debra Messing is worse than Trump.

She'd make a better President though.

Of course, that bar is incredibly low at this point.  President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho was at least willing to listen to experts.

24 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Debra Messing is worse than Trump.

Scorching hot take from the surly purveyor of scorching hot takes.

Let's see - Trump is smarter, funnier, and much better at twitter than Messing.  Messing may have slightly better opinions in some areas, but I don't think it's enough to make up for those aforementioned deficiencies.  

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Just now, Fozzz said:

Let's see - Trump is smarter, funnier, and much better at twitter than Messing.  Messing may have slightly better opinions in some areas, but I don't think it's enough to make up for those aforementioned deficiencies.  

And this is where you lose all credibility.

Saying the President is smarter than anyone is beyond belief.

Obvious Troll is obvious.

  1. don't quote Fozzz
  2. put Fozzz on ignore
  3. Who knows? you can't see Fozzz's reaction
  4. profit
49 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Debra Messing is worse than Trump.

Uh, no, she's not.

 

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9 minutes ago, Loco said:
  1. don't quote Fozzz
  2. put Fozzz on ignore
  3. Who knows? you can't see Fozzz's reaction
  4. profit

So much this.  I have him and bt on ignore and people insist on engaging and quoting their worthless asses.  

11 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Source?

Well, he did win the Presidency when very few gave him a shot to make it to Iowa in the Republican primary.  On the other hand, Messing is incredibly stupid - just a total brain dead exemplar of all the traits people find annoying in liberals.  If people like her didn't exist the Republican party would be doomed.  

16 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Which is true

How dare you? I hear MENSA is BEGGINING Diamond & Silk to join. 

11 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Well, he did win the Presidency when very few gave him a shot to make it to Iowa in the Republican primary.  On the other hand, Messing is incredibly stupid - just a total brain dead exemplar of all the traits people find annoying in liberals.  If people like her didn't exist the Republican party would be doomed.  

Love blaming everyone else for the failure of the Republican party to have decency, accountability or intelligence. 

For the love of everything sacred, just stop. 

Point of order: it was within the cone of probability.  Say it was "going to be" implies certainty.  Obviously it took a different path so why would you even claim such certainty. 

Trump (instead): "The models showed there was a chance Alabama could be impacted by Dorian if it made it into the Gulf so we mentioned it." 

Rational people: yeah that makes sense. 

25 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

Uh, no, she's not.

Photographic proof:

Debra Messing Christian Siriano Fall 2019

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1 hour ago, RPM said:

Meanwhile, the National Weather Service says he's full of shit and has a Sharpie.

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Debra Messing went to Brandeis and NYU. She's no slouch. 

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Guys, he canceled his trip to Poland to honor WWII in order to "monitor" the hurricane. He then plays a couple rounds of golf at his resort, and then pops onto twitter and warns the wrong state. 

Does anyone think he’s ever said the phrase, “I made a mistake and I apologize.” in his life? Or is that too human?

You answered your own question, good sir.
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