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  • GHOSTUSER
    GHOSTUSER

    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

  • Francisco 2.0
    Francisco 2.0

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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7 minutes ago, Goredho said:

HAHAHAHAHA!  I love it.

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There's a pizza parlor in New York with a secret basement.  The entire DNC goes down there and has sex with the pizza.  If you refuse to have sex with the pizza you get kicked out of the DNC.  

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“New phone, who dis?”

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Ship. Rats. Jumping. Sinking.



Why return now? You’re fucked because you took it.

I've come to realize the president, the admin, the Rs in congress, and everyone around them view this all like a bunch of frat boys that have been caught, but don't think there will be any real repercussions.  They are basically giggling like idiots and trying to shrug it off like it's no big deal, they were just joking, so come on guys, let's just move on. 

Fuck em all.

I remember from my frat days such exciting pranks and sexual escapades as:

the Turkish Switcheroo

the Kurdish Pullout

the Ukrainian Dutchmen 

the Guiliani Subpeona Subpenis 

i could go on but it’d get Smitty in trouble 

3 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

it was a prank, bro.

Car pranks

Outside of the Trump rally.

I’m worried some ugly violent shit might go down tonight.

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

Outside of the Trump rally.

I’m worried some ugly violent shit might go down tonight.
 

Narrator: but what she did not know in that moment was that this could never end without a bit of the old ultra-violence. 

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56 minutes ago, Goredho said:

HAHAHAHAHA!  I love it.

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Negged for sullying the greatest movie/ ad libbed line of all time. 

51 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

it was a prank, bro.

They were just boofing around. 

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

That's a pretty good bit

6 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Inside the rally.

(Anyone else hearing banjos?)

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You're in Alabama.  Could just be ambient noise.

57 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Outside of the Trump rally.

I’m worried some ugly violent shit might go down tonight.
 

are they trump fans chanting about biden?  or normal people chanting about trump?

so hard to tell these days.

13 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Inside the rally.

(Anyone else hearing banjos?)

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It’s the new game fad sweeping the nation!

”Where’s Incel?”

It's ukRAIIIIINe on your rally day!!!

Wow.  We can say Merry Christmas again!  Breaking out the hits early tonight! 

 

That news is so 6 hours ago. Unless this is another guy Trump asked Tillerson to help out.

This trash ass presidency is coming to an end.

Old blonde gal behind the stage has a severe case of whatever the Minnesota version of East Texas Box Face is. 

32 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

are they trump fans...  or normal people?

These two terms perfectly summarize the difference between the two groups.

Lulz, Trump had some political hacks at Commerce write that unsigned "NOAA statement" saying he was right about Alabama getting hit by the hurricane. 

 

10 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

Old blonde gal behind the stage has a severe case of whatever the Minnesota version of East Texas Box Face is. 

Land O’Lampjaw

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first one of these nazi rallies I have watched. don't let me down dotard.

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

"oh god i love you Lisa."

he's mad.

If you mean mad like crazy, then I agree 100%.

Just now, TornACL said:

If you mean mad like crazy, then I agree 100%.

one hundo crazy.

Been playing find the minority and one black bodyguard is all we've got so far.

"Maybe I'm a little different up here.  [points to head] I don't know."

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1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

The timing is probably just coincidental.  Wanting to spend time with his family, etc.

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7 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

 

5 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Lock them all up.
 

NachoSarah is a great follow, for wit and for tit.

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Kroll, the president of the Minneapolis Police Federation, wore a bright red “Cops for Trump” T-shirt, and spoke at Target Center about how the president supports police departments across the country as they face scrutiny following years of high-profile police shootings.

“The Obama administration and the handcuffing and oppression of police was despicable,” Kroll said. “The first thing President Trump did when he took office was turn that around … he decided to start let cops do their job, put the handcuffs on the criminals instead of (on) us.”

The Minneapolis police union began selling the “Cops for Trump” shirts this week as a form of protest against a new city policy that bars officers from wearing their uniforms in support of political candidates.

https://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2019/10/10/bob-kroll-head-of-minneapolis-police-union-speaks-at-trump-rally/

The timing is probably just coincidental.  Wanting to spend time with his family, etc.

....which is hard to do in prison.

If you want to avoid possible criminal liability, best to be FAR AWAY from this shitshow of an admin.

Just now, Continental Op said:

A casual, beautiful, accurate phone call! 

Trump is so horny for that phone call.

I'm only seeing updates on Twitter and not watching, but these rallies truly are a celebration of unabashed narcissism. 

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