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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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45 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I know what Fox is talking about. 

 

Wait.  So is there a fucking wall or not?  You can't have it both ways.

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Damn, I log in and see this thread has jumped 4 pages overnight, so I head to my “it’s happening” bunker and it’s just this Canada jagoff off his meds. 

same

It's like listening to a 5 year old talk about playing army and defending his sofa cushion fort.

53 minutes ago, horncyclist said:
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:
So, since the trolls screwed with things, I’ll toss this out again. 
Kushner and Pence met with Turtle on Thursday.  Two days later, Trump is announcing a plan to end the shutdown. Coincidence?

Whatever Trump is proposing today came out of that meeting. I think that's been reported.

Without the input of the Dems sounds pretty stupid, unless Donald is caving.  Turtle has to be close to breaking, even if he doesn’t seem like it. A shitload of major donors rely on non-DOD contracts that are affected by the shutdown.  And that’s not getting into the disruption if tens of thousands say fuck it and leave government service. 

Trump’s plan to fund the wall with money to be earned from Mexico in the new NAFTA = Dirk Digglar wanting credit to pay for his recording session of “Feel My Heat” with future record sales.

Then Trump’s shutdown = Sheriff Bart holding himself hostage.

Now his plan to end the shutdown that he’s 100% responsible should be a similar nonsense. We’re living a Simpsons episode.

I would give Eskimo posrep for that analogy but I already burned all mine today neg bombing that piece of shit Canada twat. 

Yeah the wall at the Alamo held up well. 

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Twitter really needs a downvote option.  Dotards fat head would explode being in the red on every one of his tweets.  

Rooskies would have to work overtime...

9 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Yeah the wall at the Alamo held up well. 

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I'm pretty sure he thinks San Antonio is a border city. 

 

6 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

What does he even mean?

I think he thinks that San Antonio and El Paso are the same thing? Because you know Spanish is hard.

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9 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I'm pretty sure he thinks San Antonio is a border city. 

 

San Antonio de la Frontera

11 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

What does he even mean?

This should be the permanent top reply to every one of this fucktard’s tweets.  What an ignorant asshole.  

2 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

3:00 pm today?  

Trying to knock the Woman’s March down the news cycle. 

Lmao. I truly didn’t know the women’s march was still a thing.

20 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Everybody knows the safest place at the Alamo is the basement. 

you glorious bastard

I think he thinks that San Antonio and El Paso are the same thing? Because you know Spanish is hard.

This is 100% what he meant. Whatever, it’s one of those messican-named places. They’re all the same: shitholes.

How in the fuck and why and for what?  Why do almost all of these goons display all of their insecurities front and center?

 

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1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Yeah the wall at the Alamo held up well. 

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To be fair,  there were Mexicans on BOTH SIDES!

 

lol

How in the fuck and why and for what?  Why do almost all of these goons display all of their insecurities front and center?
 
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Dude. He looks like that, and is named Hogan Gidley. He was never going very far in this world.
11 minutes ago, Chooky said:

How in the fuck and why and for what?  Why do almost all of these goons display all of their insecurities front and center?

 

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The hair helmet will get you far in any Trump org. 

Caravan is fully formed!

Moron. 
 

Wait? San Antonio has a wall? I’m in SA right now and totally missed it. Must be a stealth wall.

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I didn't know that Huckabeef and Bobby Jindal had a lovechild.

[shiver]

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^ Add him to the punchable face thread?

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Moron. 

 

LOL.  His stupidity has no basement....

 

LOL.  His stupidity has no basement....
 

Look, man, beanerville is beanerville. It ain’t like they’re real murican cities anyway.

Making fun of actual retards is out of bounds.   Savages

So the offer is to stop trying to deport DACA recipients and some other brown people in a shitty situation in exchange for $5.7 billion for wall. Good luck with that. I'm going to start planning to hike the Appalachian trail cause I'm not going back to work any time soon. 

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpost/trump-to-make-new-offer-to-democrats-as-government-shutdown-drags-on/2019/01/19/2cde029e-1bf3-11e9-9ebf-c5fed1b7a081_story.html?utm_term=.8be712bb0d1d

19 hours ago, Nivek said:

I think he is going to have Ted Cruz suck off a camel.

Not a bad thing.  The VCRs of young Ted sucking off a camel are a rare find now.

47 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I didn't know that Huckabeef and Bobby Jindal had a lovechild.

[shiver]

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I can't give this post enough love.

56 minutes ago, sachick said:


Wait? San Antonio has a wall? I’m in SA right now and totally missed it. Must be a stealth wall.

It must be in the 09 somewhere 

How do you mix up El Paso and San Antonio? They’re nowhere near each other and they’re not spelled anything alike and oh wait ok I see it now.

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

How do you mix up El Paso and San Antonio? They’re nowhere near each other and they’re not spelled anything alike and oh wait ok I see it now.

They all sound alike.

2 hours ago, housious said:

Lmao. I truly didn’t know the women’s march was still a thing.

400,000 turned out for NYC’s. 

3 hours ago, TornACL said:

I would give Eskimo posrep for that analogy but I already burned all mine today neg bombing that piece of shit Canada twat. 

gotcha covered

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Moron. 

 

I'm sure the SA tourist bureau loved this.

1 hour ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

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I didn't know that Huckabeef and Bobby Jindal had a lovechild.

[shiver]

I can just hear their discussion.  “He looks brown, send him out there!”  “But his name is Hogan!”   “That’s good, they’ll think he’s maybe Navajo. “

38 minutes ago, NIUHuskies said:

It must be in the 09 somewhere 

The Dominion, Sonterra  and all the Mexican nationals are inside. Comedy gold.

There are few things that really get under my skin, but screw him for that. I worked with a guy who is of Turkish descent and holy hell do most Turks hate that guy, but few are able to speak out. I don't know what he took from his friendship with McCain, but he must've missed the part about not being supporters of ruthless authoritarian assholes.
 
Oh and fuck Hedo Turkoglu for supporting him so strongly and being a puppet for that dictator. Much like his NBA career, his political views and support are worthless. I'd pay good money to watch Enes Kanter beat the ever-loving shit out of Turkoglu.


I lived in Turkey for three years as a teenager, one of those years off base in the village. I would ride my bike from the base to home, shop in ‘the alley’ bartering with the merchants, buy ekmek from the dude with the cart, talk with the old man who wanted to practice English, etc all at 13 years old.

Now I wouldn’t dare do any of those things as an adult alone given how toxic the climate is there. It’s really sad because I enjoyed living in a Muslim country full of unique history, charming people and moderate politics. Ataturk must be rolling in his grave.

Lulz yeah we've always welcomed legal immigrants and never had any kind of laws declaring who could come in based on race. Good one Donald.

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