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Rush Limbaugh has "advanced lung cancer"

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2 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Would this be a bad time for Newt to divorce him?

Gold Jerry, gold.....

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4 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Would this be a bad time for Newt to divorce him?

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39 minutes ago, yoladu said:

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Between that clip and the one of Trump “drinking water,” I’m starting to think there may be something to this whole lizard people idea.  

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Even though Rush is a complete piece of shit who spent most of his life harming his country in order to make a buck, karma says never to celebrate the impending death of a human being. 
 

There is one exception though and it involves a certain orange worthless fatass currently residing in the Oval Office. Karma eventually punishes all who support him and probably decides to look the other way if you think the guy should get advanced cancer. It’s definitely a karma dilemma. 

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Any chance this is a big fat lie? 

Either: a) he’s suffering from something that warrants time off but it’s not lung cancer; or b) he’s not sick at all and is doing this to somehow rally the base and help Trump, which will manifest itself in October when Rush makes a miraculous recover before the election?

Call me skeptical. 

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Fuck him. He's been spreading lies about the dangers of second hand smoke for ages

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RUSH: Well, smokers aren’t killing anybody.

CALLER: Except themselves.

RUSH: Yeah, but how long does it take?

CALLER: If you’re in an environment where somebody smokes, you can get secondhand disease from —

RUSH: No.

CALLER: — secondhand smoke.

RUSH: No. You can’t. That is a myth. That has been disproven at the World Health Organization and the report was suppressed. There is no fatality whatsoever. There’s no even major sickness component associated with secondhand smoke. It may irritate you, and you may not like it, but it will not make you sick, and it will not kill you.

CALLER: Okay.

RUSH: Firsthand smoke takes 50 years to kill people, if it does. Not everybody that smokes gets cancer. Now, it’s true that everybody who smokes dies, but so does everyone who eats carrots.

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On top of a mountain of other reprehensible and incorrect bullshit

Spoiler

 

Rush on nicotine:

“There is no conclusive proof that nicotine’s addictive... And the same thing with cigarettes causing emphysema, lung cancer, heart disease.”

Rush on the genocide of American Indians:

“Columbus saved the Indians from themselves.”

Rush on Michael J Fox having parkinsons disease:

"He is exaggerating the effects of the disease. He's moving all around and shaking and it's purely an act... This is really shameless of Michael J. Fox. Either he didn't take his medication or he's acting."

Rush on African Americans voting:

“[African Americans] are twelve percent of the population. Who the hell cares?”

Rush on the NFL:

“Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it.”

Rush on global warming:

“If you believe in God, then intellectually you cannot believe in man-made global warming."

Rush on global warming 2:

"Global warming relies on the theory that we are destroying ecosystems. There is no evidence that we could destroy ecosystems."

Rush on global warming 3:

"For years I’ve pointed out that global warming is bogus."

Rush on feeding poor children in public school:

“If you feed them, if you feed the children, three square meals a day during the school year, how can you expect them to feed themselves in the summer? Wanton little waifs and serfs dependent on the State. Pure and simple.”

Rush on a 13 year old girl:

"Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog?” (Rush Limbaugh, while holding up a photograph of 13-year-old Chelsea Clinton)

Rush on exercise:

“Exercise freaks … are the ones putting stress on the health care system.”

Rush on feminism:

"Feminism has led women astray. I love the women’s movement — especially when walking behind it.”

Rush on LGBT:

“When a gay person turns his back on you, it is anything but an insult; it’s an invitation.”

Rush on people in the military who didn't support the Iraq War:

"The phony soldiers."

Rush on women:

"Women still live longer than men because their lives are easier."

Rush on women protesting sexual harassment:

“They’re out there protesting what they actually wish would happen to them sometimes.”

Rush on the homeless population:

"Isn't that how the homeless became homeless? They used to be institutionalized and a bunch of liberals came along and said, "They have rights! You can't keep them there"?"

Rush on the heterosexuality:

"Heterosexuality may be 95, 98 percent of the population. [Heterosexuality is] under assault by the 2 to 5 percent that are homosexual.”

Rush on legalizing gay marriage:

I simply asked you to think what was your first reaction when you heard first about gay marriage? And I said you’re probably having the same reaction here. And gay marriage is now standard, normal operating procedure. [Pedophilia] could be, too.

Rush on what criminals look like:

"Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?”.

Rush on Sandra Fluke who testified that women should have access to affordable contraceptives:

"It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute. She wants to be paid to have sex. She's having so much sex she can't afford the contraception. She wants you and me and the taxpayers to pay her to have sex. What does that make us? We're the pimps. (interruption) The johns? We would be the johns?

 

The world is a better place with limbaugh in the ground.

11 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

he's vaping the pussy

also, lol

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Posted by an aggy on secrant:

"I have been listening to Rush almost every work day for over 30 years. He is solely responsible for my degree in “Advanced Conservative Studies”.

I hope today wasn’t the last day I hear his beautiful voice on the Golden EIB microphone."

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What is the right way to feel when you find out that a person who is gleefully cruel, sells lies constantly for personal gain, and has helped destroy the fabric of the very nation, is terminally ill -- likely caused by an activity that he regularly lied about having any real connection to the disease it caused?

Because that's how I feel, however that is.

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11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Works better with the gif.

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He's not worth the trouble to look for the gif. 

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And the cancer treatments he will receive will have been funded by government run socialistic agencies  such as the NIH.  He will then go to a government funded and  run socialist organization such as MD Anderson to be treated by doctors who’s training and education occurred at government subsidized hospitals and medical schools.  He will pray to his last day that all those bogeyman government agencies that he vilified will save his worthless life.

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What is the right way to feel when you find out that a person who is gleefully cruel, sells lies constantly for personal gain, and has helped destroy the fabric of the very nation, is terminally ill -- likely caused by an activity that he regularly lied about having any real connection to the disease it caused?

Because that's how I feel, however that is.

You should feel like the dude feels when the cab driver won’t turn off the Eagles on the radio. 

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39 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

who the fuck smokes a cigarette like that? why did he grab the end?

 

Because it's one of those cheap gas station style vapes that looks like a cig but doesn't have a flame.

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8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What is the right way to feel when you find out that a person who is gleefully cruel, sells lies constantly for personal gain, and has helped destroy the fabric of the very nation, is terminally ill -- likely caused by an activity that he regularly lied about having any real connection to the disease it caused?

Because that's how I feel, however that is.

It's called "giddy."  It's OK to feel it.  I do.

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3 minutes ago, woohorn said:

Don't know how to feel-let me consult my go-to media influencer:
 

thinking about what fitlump would do in a given situation and then doing the opposite is sound life advice.

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I remember during one of the FL hurricanes, he played down the warnings because of “environmentalists” but then left town on his private jet.

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8 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

And the cancer treatments he will receive will have been funded by government run socialistic agencies  such as the NIH.  He will then go to a government funded and  run socialist organization such as MD Anderson to be treated by doctors who’s training and education occurred at government subsidized hospitals and medical schools.  He will pray to his last day that all those bogeyman government agencies that he vilified will save his worthless life.

That's a great idea, but the irony will never occur to him because that POS probably never believed most of the shit he spouted to make himself rich, and I don't think sociopaths spend much time waxing philosophic in general. 

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17 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Posted by an aggy on secrant:

"I have been listening to Rush almost every work day for over 30 years. He is solely responsible for my degree in “Advanced Conservative Studies”.

I hope today wasn’t the last day I hear his beautiful voice on the Golden EIB microphone."

Guy has had the same job for 30 years?

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13 minutes ago, woohorn said:

Don't know how to feel-let me consult my go-to media influencer:
 

So you're saying that this is a disaster of some sort?

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13 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Guy has had the same job for 30 years?

Yeah.  He came on the air in L.A. in the late 80's IIRC.  

EDIT: wiki says '89

EDIT: I just realized that you're talking about the aggy, not Limbaugh.  D'oh. 

Edited by Gil Bang

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16 minutes ago, woohorn said:

Don't know how to feel-let me consult my go-to media influencer:
 

Hmm . . . "Thoughts and Prayers."  I like it.

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4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Yeah.  He came on the air in L.A. in the late 80's IIRC.  

EDIT: wiki says '89

EDIT: I just realized that you're talking about the aggy, not Limbaugh.  D'oh. 

I laughed....then whispered, bless his heart....

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He's 69 years old.   Given his weight and habits(smoking/drinking) he will probably live the average American male lifespan assuming he chooses to go through the Chemo and other rigmarole. 

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10 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

So you're saying that this is a mass shooting?

Oh, you!

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29 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I remember during one of the FL hurricanes, he played down the warnings because of “environmentalists” but then left town on his private jet.

He has no loyalty to the truth or to lies, or Id bet even to conservative ideology when it comes down to it. His loyalty lies in what gets his listenership. He is his own company I think, his IEB (excellence in broadcasting) bullshit and he does what gets him money. 
 

all that to say nobody should believe that rush believed something just because he said it on air.  I’m sure there was coincidental overlap. 

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I would never wish cancer on the guy. I also wouldn't want him to die. However, if he, by chance, did bite the big one, this country would be much better off.  

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I'm not going to judge him for abusing pills, cigars, cigarettes, or whatever. Most of us have dealt with that, either personally, or with a friend or family. 

I can judge him on being a horrible human being. 

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2 hours ago, tantric superman said:

Would this be a bad time for Newt to divorce him?

Truly outstanding post.

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58 minutes ago, zork said:

He's 69 years old.   Given his weight and habits(smoking/drinking) he will probably live the average American male lifespan assuming he chooses to go through the Chemo and other rigmarole. 

If it's advanced, he'll be dead well before the end of the year.

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8 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

If it's advanced, he'll be dead well before the end of the year.

Oh it’s advanced.  These guys only have the best cancer. Many are saying it’s the greatest cancer ever.  

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8 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

If it's advanced, he'll be dead well before the end of the year.

Quite possibly. Advanced stage, in his lymph nodes, then it's spreading all over his body. I wouldn't wish that on just about anyone.  I ain't a fan, but I ain't tempting karma by being giddy over that shit.

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17 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Maybe Hillary killed him like she killed Vince Foster, Seth Rich, Jeffrey Epstein, etc...  

FIFY

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4 hours ago, Lagunamadre said:

Fox News producers have a huge boner right now. The amount of outrage they can manufacture by showing random people's celebratory tweets will give them months of programming. 

Oh yeah it’ll be like Falwell all over again 

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I am sure he will continue his righteous ways and denounce any government assistance, stay away from any government funded hospitals, and refuse any treatments resulting from government funded research.

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59 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Quite possibly. Advanced stage, in his lymph nodes, then it's spreading all over his body. I wouldn't wish that on just about anyone.  I ain't a fan, but I ain't tempting karma by being giddy over that shit.

I've seen it a few times. It's awful. I'm not giddy, I just am not any better disposed towards him than I was before.

Glad to see you posting here.

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