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the dems are well on their way to stealing the election, so i thought maybe we could have a separate thread with all of the legal mumbo-jumbo that trump and his flunkies are throwing against the wall in their pathetic attempts to get anyone to take them seriously.

the election thread is mostly gritty now, and i don't want to screw that up with the flailing.  obviously it's without merit, but at least some of the surly attorneys and others can chime in and create an actual conversation.

i don't know if any of this is considered "news" but please post notable updates here...

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Y'Honor?

Y'Honah?

Y'HONAH?

(I don't actually need to address you, Your Honor, I'm just a simple man practicin to play a lawyah on TEEvee.)

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Zoe Tillman is the best follow for the legal challenges stuff

 

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They need to move on.  They over performed.  And the incremental effort required to win instead of lose this election was absolutely minimal. Model mask wearing behavior and practice just a small modicum of germaphobe common sense and Trump wins this going away.  Take the loss pussies.  

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They need to move on.  They over performed.  And the incremental effort required to win instead of lose this election was absolutely minimal. Model mask wearing behavior and practice just a small modicum of germaphobe common sense and Trump wins this going away.  Take the loss pussies.  
No shit. Dude could have been selling maga masks for 20 bucks a pop since April and he'd have probably cruised with this thing
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Just now, elfenix said:
3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:
They need to move on.  They over performed.  And the incremental effort required to win instead of lose this election was absolutely minimal. Model mask wearing behavior and practice just a small modicum of germaphobe common sense and Trump wins this going away.  Take the loss pussies.  

No shit. Dude could have been selling maga masks for 20 bucks a pop since April and he'd have probably cruised with this thing

many people, myself included, have said similar things - come out in march, say we're all in this together, and cruise to reelection.

but the type of person who's capable of that probably doesn't become president the way trump did in the first place.  can't have it both ways, and the result was absolutely predictable.

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Y'Honor?

Y'Honah?

Y'HONAH?

(I don't actually need to address you, Your Honor, I'm just a simple man practicin to play a lawyah on TEEvee.)

 

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5 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I'm just here for the Briscoe Cain updates on how he's saving the election for Trump.

is that the dipshit that looks like Oliver from the Brady Bunch?

 

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1 hour ago, elfenix said:
1 hour ago, Anastasis said:
They need to move on.  They over performed.  And the incremental effort required to win instead of lose this election was absolutely minimal. Model mask wearing behavior and practice just a small modicum of germaphobe common sense and Trump wins this going away.  Take the loss pussies.  

No shit. Dude could have been selling maga masks for 20 bucks a pop since April and he'd have probably cruised with this thing

you supposed to be in times square selling fake hats!

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1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

They need to move on.  They over performed.  And the incremental effort required to win instead of lose this election was absolutely minimal. Model mask wearing behavior and practice just a small modicum of germaphobe common sense and Trump wins this going away.  Take the loss pussies.  

you know this shit man. its 45/45 no matter what sack of carbon is in the running. 

the fact that your statement here is true is the sad part that many of us are stuck on. and been stuck on for so long now. The modern American brain is really fucked up that anyone like Trump could ever be perceived as anything other than a fucking loser across every aspect of life, society, jobs, anything. he is the expected runoff and waste that happens from other people's success and hard work. its that element of people that that our evolution just can't shake and sadly gains commiseraters in the flames

 

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Trump's empty war chest meant he's relying on a local Philly firm operating out of Paddy's Pub:

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4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Trump's empty war chest meant he's relying on a local Philly firm operating out of Paddy's Pub:

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It was lost in the main thread but his legal campaign donation request, fine print says half goes to erase his debt. These lawsuits are part if not all grift 

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4 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

It was lost in the main thread but his legal campaign donation request, fine print says half goes to erase his debt. These lawsuits are part if not all grift 

Yeah, I saw that. Half of donations (up to $2800) are going to help retire Brad Pascale's Ferrari, err Re-Elect Trump campaign, debt. So shitty.

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2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

 

That's pretty lame reporting.

I suppose he technically did "deny the effort," but that particular imbroglio is far from over.

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53 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Oh, shit... blown up by a ruling from the Honorable Judge Beery McBeerMe 

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2 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

 

Let me guess, the only time he wears a cowboy hat is when he's being photographed.

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1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Let me guess, the only time he wears a cowboy hat is when he's being photographed.

The only time that guy's ever seen a cow or a pig is when it's on his plate at Fleming's.

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2 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

 

This guy is just the best if you enjoy a good laugh. 
 

Oh and David Roth is pretty funny too.

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3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

The only time that guy's ever seen a cow or a pig is when it's on his plate at Fleming's.

Maybe Golden Corral.

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https://briscoecain.com/meet-briscoe/

Dipshit looks like he's about 5 feet tall. Between this guy and the other little kid heading to Philly, Trump is assembling quite the force of manlet operatives. He must pay by the inch.

who am i kidding, he aint paying shit. 

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1 hour ago, UpperWestside said:

This guy is just the best if you enjoy a good laugh. 
 

Oh and David Roth is pretty funny too.

 

 

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35 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Fetterman has been on local Philly radio, too.  If you hear the voice, then see the photos it's a bit jarring.  

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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

https://briscoecain.com/meet-briscoe/

Dipshit looks like he's about 5 feet tall. Between this guy and the other little kid heading to Philly, Trump is assembling quite the force of manlet operatives. He must pay by the inch.

who am i kidding, he aint paying shit. 

That's what she said.

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2 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

This guy is just the best if you enjoy a good laugh. 
 

Oh and David Roth is pretty funny too.

No one understands and writes better stuff about Trump and Trumpism than David Roth. 

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41 minutes ago, zork said:

any relevance to this thread?>

 

I didn't realize the SC actively issues orders. i thought they agreed to hear cases brought to them.  

(Edit: I see there's a petition). But most of these seem to have died at the state level. 

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Robert Barnes and 
November 6, 2020 at 9:02 p.m. EST

Please note: The Washington Post is providing this important election information free to all readers. Get election results and other major news delivered to your inbox by signing up for breaking news email alerts.

Legal jockeying in Pennsylvania intensified Friday as Republicans asked the U.S. Supreme Court to ensure county election officials were segregating mail ballots delivered after Election Day, the latest effort by the GOP to use the courts to intervene in the vote count as former vice president Joe Biden’s advantage grew.

On Friday evening, Justice Samuel A. Alito Jr., who received the petition because he is the justice responsible for that region, approved the GOP request for now, ordering county boards to comply with state guidance to keep the late ballots separate. However, Alito did not direct election officials to stop counting the ballots, as the Republicans had also sought. He called for a response from state officials by Saturday afternoon.

 
 

Even if the high court were to ultimately side with Republicans, the impact would likely be muted: Pennsylvania officials said they are already setting aside the small number of mail ballots that have arrived since Tuesday.

But the move was part of a broader scramble in the courts by President Trump’s campaign and other Republican figures as Biden improved his lead in Pennsylvania, Georgia and Nevada.

The GOP has sought to halt or delay the ballot count in several lawsuits filed or revived this week around the country since Tuesday. According to court filings, at least 35 lawyers ‚ÄĒ including newly appointed Republican National Committee ‚Äúlegal challenge teams‚ÄĚ in key states ‚ÄĒ have been drafted by the campaign to bring cases alleging voting irregularities or missteps by election officials in the wake of an election that ran largely smoothly Tuesday.

 
 

But judges have responded skeptically as Republicans struggle to provide specific evidence to support Trump’s claim of widespread voter fraud, leading them to deny or dismiss claims of irregularities or rule-breaking in Michigan, Georgia and Pennsylvania. Voting rights advocates, election administrators and Democrats have roundly criticized the lawsuits as meritless.

On Thursday, judges in three states rejected lawsuits filed by the Trump campaign that challenged the ballot-counting process. Friday brought additional defeat for Republicans in Michigan, as judges rejected a lawsuit from a conservative nonprofit alleging rules were broken during ballot processing and counting in Detroit, according to lawyers involved in the case. And the GOP had another setback in Nevada, where a judge denied an emergency request to intervene in the vote count in Clark County.

 

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