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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

This is the GOP. has been for awhile

He knows its a lie, we know its a lie, his constituents know its a lie. They dont care.

Republicans are dishonest.  They will cheer him, and they will reward him for this.  Republicans value dishonesty above all all else.  His approval numbers among R voters will go up.  

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According to his staff, Ted was traveling to Mexico to get them to pay for the Wall (Heater).  

Seriously, he's an asshole, a traitor, and beyond egotistical.  But he's not stupid.  I know y'all like to say he's the dumbest asshole in Texas, but he's very sharp and very measured.  That's what makes this so puzzling.  He knew he'd get this kinda backlash.  He knows 70% of his voters will suck his dick for his as long as he keeps sucking Trump's in some sort of bizarre Tex-Cru-Tru human centipede chain.  But he had to know on many levels this would not play well more broadly with all eyes on Texas right now across the nation.  I am really wondering what the play here was.  

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3 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

The Babylon Bee is sure making The Onion look foolish for thinking only funny satire would sell.

 

The Babylon Bee does a good job of satirizing the foibles of conservative evangelical culture. They know it well and do a good job of making light-hearted fun. Whenever step outside their comedic comfort zone, it turns into unfunny grievance politics pretending to be comedy.

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8 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Seriously, he's an asshole, a traitor, and beyond egotistical.  But he's not stupid.  I know y'all like to say he's the dumbest asshole in Texas, but he's very sharp and very measured.  That's what makes this so puzzling.  He knew he'd get this kinda backlash.  He knows 70% of his voters will suck his dick for his as long as he keeps sucking Trump's in some sort of bizarre Tex-Cru-Tru human centipede chain.  But he had to know on many levels this would not play well more broadly with all eyes on Texas right now across the nation.  I am really wondering what the play here was.  

He has streaks of being incredibly tone deaf, and always has.  That has nothing to do with whether he's sharp or measured.

Throw in some arrogance/ego since he's not up next year.

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9 minutes ago, Lobo said:

According to his staff, Ted was traveling to Mexico to get them to pay for the Wall (Heater).  

Seriously, he's an asshole, a traitor, and beyond egotistical.  But he's not stupid.  I know y'all like to say he's the dumbest asshole in Texas, but he's very sharp and very measured.  That's what makes this so puzzling.  He knew he'd get this kinda backlash.  He knows 70% of his voters will suck his dick for his as long as he keeps sucking Trump's in some sort of bizarre Tex-Cru-Tru human centipede chain.  But he had to know on many levels this would not play well more broadly with all eyes on Texas right now across the nation.  I am really wondering what the play here was.  

He's gone full Trump and he doesn't care.  He'll lie to your face and his supporters will reward him for it.  It's all about owning the libs.  Nothing else matters.  Decency and honesty went out the window with Ted a long time ago.  He's done the political calculus and decided he's better off being a lying shitbag.  So that's the role he'll play.

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13 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

Republicans are dishonest.  They will cheer him, and they will reward him for this.  Republicans value dishonesty above all all else.  His approval numbers among R voters will go up.  

They will 100% cheer it on.   Look how triggered Ted got the libs!!!! 

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3 minutes ago, Mole said:

The Babylon Bee does a good job of satirizing the foibles of conservative evangelical culture. They know it well and do a good job of making light-hearted fun. Whenever step outside their comedic comfort zone, it turns into unfunny grievance politics pretending to be comedy.

100% this.  I enjoy them when they point the satire finger inwards rather than outwards.  I stopped following them early last year because it was way more of the latter than the former.  

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3 minutes ago, Woland said:

Can you be smart and horribly obtuse at the same time?

I hope so, that's kinda my jam.  

I am going to make a cocktail and look for Houston news feeds tonight to see his arrival at his house with these protestors.  "Oh, I'm sorry Senator...are these too not also patriots?"  

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5 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

I did not realize they were twins, I thought they were the same guy and then I figured out I was thinking of chris hadfield the entire time. 

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50 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I've got Holiday Road stuck in my head.

 

Funny, but that song also legit gets stuck in my head all the time at random for no good reason.  I think I watched Vacation too many times growing up. 

Damn you, Lindsey Buckingham and your infectious voice and guitar riffs.

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2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

I did not realize they were twins, I thought they were the same guy and then I figured out I was thinking of chris hadfield the entire time. 

LOL.  Yeah.  Scott lives in Houston.  His dig at Flyin' Ted was masterful.  A lot of shade without being specific.  

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34 minutes ago, Lobo said:

According to his staff, Ted was traveling to Mexico to get them to pay for the Wall (Heater).  

Seriously, he's an asshole, a traitor, and beyond egotistical.  But he's not stupid.  I know y'all like to say he's the dumbest asshole in Texas, but he's very sharp and very measured.  That's what makes this so puzzling.  He knew he'd get this kinda backlash.  He knows 70% of his voters will suck his dick for his as long as he keeps sucking Trump's in some sort of bizarre Tex-Cru-Tru human centipede chain.  But he had to know on many levels this would not play well more broadly with all eyes on Texas right now across the nation.  I am really wondering what the play here was.  

He's very smart, but he's obviously a henpecked husband and Heidi's grip on his nuts overwhelmed his decision-making capabilities.

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40 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Bless these poor women. They finally found a way to burn their bridge with Heidi, so they no longer have to talk to Ted on couples' game night.

The key party at Ted and Heidi’s house was a lose-lose situation anyway.

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3 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

Do you guys think Collin Allred has a chance to defeat Cruz in 2024?

Not mean enough, although he was just about to whoop some Republican ass on the House floor just before the insurrection.

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

According to his staff, Ted was traveling to Mexico to get them to pay for the Wall (Heater).  

Seriously, he's an asshole, a traitor, and beyond egotistical.  But he's not stupid.  I know y'all like to say he's the dumbest asshole in Texas, but he's very sharp and very measured.  That's what makes this so puzzling.  He knew he'd get this kinda backlash.  He knows 70% of his voters will suck his dick for his as long as he keeps sucking Trump's in some sort of bizarre Tex-Cru-Tru human centipede chain.  But he had to know on many levels this would not play well more broadly with all eyes on Texas right now across the nation.  I am really wondering what the play here was.  

 

36 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

He's very smart, but he's obviously a henpecked husband and Heidi's grip on his nuts overwhelmed his decision-making capabilities.

As the texts show this was all Heidi’s idea.  She bitched and bitched and despite knowing it was a horrible idea Cuck Cruz gave in cause he has no backbone.  Will be fun times in the Cruz household in the near future.

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The Cruz vacation is an early entrant for an end-of-year Bum Steer award, and perhaps the eventual winner of the whole shebang.

Let’s not dare 2021. Didn’t work out well last year.
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Fuck this choad

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Sen. Ted Cruz said that flying to Cancun, Mexico, as a winter disaster in his home state left millions without power or water "was obviously a mistake" and that "in hindsight I wouldn't have done it."

Cruz, a Texas Republican, spoke to reporters after returning to his Houston home Thursday evening from a trip that has earned fierce criticism on social media and in his own backyard.

"I started having second thoughts almost the moment I sat down on the plane, because on the one hand, all of us who are parents have a responsibility to take care of our kids, take care of our family. That's something Texans have been doing across the state," said Cruz, who had said in an earlier statement that he flew to Mexico because his daughters had asked to take a trip and he was trying to be a "good dad."

"But I also have a responsibility that I take very seriously for the state of Texas and frankly, leaving when so many Texans were hurting didn't feel right and so I changed my return flight and flew back on the first available flight I could take," Cruz continued.

With protesters audible outside his home, Cruz said he understands the anger many Texans feel toward his decision.

"Of course, I understand why people are upset. Listen, we're in a strange time where Twitter's been going crazy and the media is going crazy and there's a lot of venom and vitriol that I think is unfortunate frankly on both sides," Cruz said. "I think everyone ought to treat each other with respect and decency and try to understand each other more particularly at a time of crisis."

 

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4 hours ago, Dewey said:

Beto is posting everything he can for the people of Texas, the big metro areas and small towns, where to stay, where.to get food and watwr,.pet friendly places. Ted retweets NWS announcements and tributes to Rush Limbaugh. One is an elected official, the other holds no office, one goes off to Cancun because he's had the tickets for months and are non-refundable. 

Even worse, this was an impromptu trip

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