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How about turning the camera off and letting them off the short chains and out of the feces-filled kennels?

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who the fuck would want a full electric  Ford Mustang?

who the fuck drives a pick up and hauls stuff, but needs a button to back the truck up for you?

( 2 different Ford commercials during the Sugar bowl tonight)

 

Lolz, have some fucking dignity, people...

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40 minutes ago, Iceman said:

who the fuck would want a full electric  Ford Mustang?

 

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^^^ Lol, but sorry, many electric cars still ultimately derive their electricity from fossil fuel origins. If you aren’t zig zagging down the street in a sail powered Mustang you are part of the problem

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^^^ Lol, but sorry, many electric cars still ultimately derive their electricity from fossil fuel origins. If you aren’t zig zagging down the street in a sail powered Mustang you are part of the problem


Solar, wind make up a significant part of the energy grid. And, over a century ago people realized that centralized energy sources were more efficient than everyone having their own power source.

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I don't know why this one irks me so much, but my least favorite commercial going is the Coors Light golfing one that begins with cheerful music and the camera slowly planning up on someone golfing one-handed. So your initial reaction is, naturally, "Oh cool, an inspirational message about perseverance and overcoming adversity from someone who's had to learn how to play golf with one arm."

Nope, just a bunch of dude bros chunking up a golf course because they can't be bothered to put their shit beer down before a shot.

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13 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I don't know why this one irks me so much, but my least favorite commercial going is the Coors Light golfing one that begins with cheerful music and the camera slowly planning up on someone golfing one-handed. So your initial reaction is, naturally, "Oh cool, an inspirational message about perseverance and overcoming adversity from someone who's had to learn how to play golf with one arm."

Nope, just a bunch of dude bros chunking up a golf course because they can't be bothered to put their shit beer down before a shot.

I would murder every last one of them if I was playing behind them.

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Posted (edited)

Every Coors ad seems to be targeted at weirdoes.

Surprisingly, just ok elevator guy's "I've seen this in a movie...it didn't turn out well for them" amuses me.  But they've only shown it 100 times so far, will probably get old in the next 100,000 airings.  Thank goodness football season is ending.

Edited by clapclapclap
Kinda like my posts....

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19 hours ago, Deej said:

How about turning the camera off and letting them off the short chains and out of the feces-filled kennels?

San Kinison had a bit about that for the world hunger commercials 

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4 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Thank goodness football season is ending.

What kind of idiot would think football being over is good?

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On 12/22/2019 at 1:04 PM, Brisketexan said:


Lots of stupid people think that having wealth means you have great merit in whatever you do. So the richer you act, the better you must be. I ain’t saying that’s correct at all - I’m just telling you how a lot of American consumers think.

fify

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2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

San Kinison had a bit about that for the world hunger commercials 

 

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1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Jennifer Garner needs to fuck off and never return. 

Here's a pro tip: if you mute the commercials, she looks pretty fucking hot. And by the way, she has joined the ranks of women who have gotten better as they have gotten older, along with Julia Louis-Dreyfuss and Mary Steenburgen.

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19 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Disagree. She's plain as shit. Virtually every "hot woman" cast in commercials is sexier than she is, at least in my personal opinion. 

You are entitled to your opinion.

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On 1/2/2020 at 9:48 AM, Underdog said:

"Cut!  We'll dub it" cracks me up.  

That is a really good one.  

This is not:

 

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On 1/2/2020 at 4:08 PM, blacklab said:

What kind of idiot would think football being over is good?

Browns fans.

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On 1/2/2020 at 10:38 PM, Eskimohorn said:

over a century ago people realized that centralized energy sources were more efficient than everyone having their own power source.

 

Note that with the increases in efficiency of home solar, and the distribution of wind power networks, this is no longer consistently true. Many rural areas lose a significant percentage of "power" due to grid transmission losses, so a less efficient energy source located nearby can still result in better system efficiency due to far lower transmission losses.

https://theconversation.com/we-calculated-emissions-due-to-electricity-loss-on-the-power-grid-globally-its-a-lot-128296

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On 1/4/2020 at 11:14 PM, Beau Vine said:

That is a really good one.  

This is not:

 

Spots are annoying but I do like the girl, though. 

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McConaughey fishing on a frozen lake out of the back of a Lincoln. What a fargin icehole.

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Of all of AT&T's shittastic Just OK is NOT OK commercials, I think this one is the worst:

 

Seriously, who the fuck at AT&T would think that's a good commercial?

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On 1/10/2020 at 7:23 AM, Player said:

McConaughey fishing on a frozen lake out of the back of a Lincoln. What a fargin icehole.

When the bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole.  

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5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Of all of AT&T's shittastic Just OK is NOT OK commercials, I think this one is the worst:

 

Seriously, who the fuck at AT&T would think that's a good commercial?

I was just saying to my kid, who seems to have an encyclopedic memory of commercials, how stupid these ads are. Occasionally some of them are slightly entertaining. But if you would ask me at any point in the day who runs the just ok is not ok ads, I probably would have guessed Geico or Progressive. Maybe Verizon. In no way whatsoever do I associate that spot and tag line with ATT. Maybe I'm just old enough that I've tuned out the actual sponsors. But I'm not that old. How in any way is this good advertising for ATT?

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I guess there’s no way to have a chevy HD truck hooked up to a heavy trailer on the road next to the dealership. Have to helicopter to a logging site for that kind of action. 
the absolute worst in a series of terrible commercials since they started the real people gimmick. 

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On 1/4/2020 at 10:14 PM, Beau Vine said:

That is a really good one.  

This is not:

 

If this isn't at the top of your current list, you're doing it wrong.

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On 1/2/2020 at 10:09 AM, BayouBill said:

I would murder every last one of them if I was playing behind them.

I don't play golf, yet I would gladly hurl them to the gators in the water hazzard. 

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2 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

The Koala-Kai commercial for Quickbooks is awesome.

 

/notthepurposeofthisthreadiknow

 

 

Caught it the other day...  hilarious. 

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I hate the QT "Snackle" commercials with the exception of the Chuck Norris ones.

 

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The apple slo-mo selfies need to die. 

Also the gangly fuck dancing in the aisle after drinking pepsi. 

Edited by Sandman

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24 minutes ago, Sandman said:

The apple slo-mo selfies need to die. 

 

It saddens me how many people see that commercial and say, "Yep, I need that phone to post the best quality pictures and video of myself on the 'gram." without a hint of humility.

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My Pillow! Actually it's not even the commercial that bothers me so much. It's the giant horse-teeth/dentures of the chick at 1:20.

 

 

 https://youtu.be/3FqPmkq7_Ek

 

 

 

 

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Amazon Prime Grocery commercial with random Chuck Berry song, freeze framed carefullly selected PC stereotype hipsters sitting at a table rejoicing in salet... I didn't think it was possible for anything to make me want to instantly turn off Chuck Berry.

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On 1/12/2020 at 4:35 PM, Knoxtnhorn said:

If this isn't at the top of your current list, you're doing it wrong.

thirty-five.... HUNDRED!!!!!!!!!!!

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