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Is she planning to make them out of plastic? Because inventing a single-use disposable plastic product seems about as smart as investing in print media. 
She should make them out of fruit roll -ups so that they can be eaten when they're done with the drink.
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40 minutes ago, Modessit said:
3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:
Is she planning to make them out of plastic? Because inventing a single-use disposable plastic product seems about as smart as investing in print media. 

She should make them out of fruit roll -ups so that they can be eaten when they're done with the drink.

What’s to make? Just use one. They make for good dental dams too. 

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see the part that makes me sad is that she could make something that would actually help mankind.....

like a sensor that detects red lights coming up ahead and flashes a display on the windshield that says "you can stop accelerating now."

or underwear that filters farts

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37 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

like a sensor that detects red lights coming up ahead and flashes a display on the windshield that says "you can stop accelerating now."

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1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

see the part that makes me sad is that she could make something that would actually help mankind.....

like a sensor that detects red lights coming up ahead and flashes a display on the windshield that says "you can stop accelerating now."

Like the Walk indicators that have a countdown?

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see the part that makes me sad is that she could make something that would actually help mankind.....

like a sensor that detects red lights coming up ahead and flashes a display on the windshield that says "you can stop accelerating now."

or underwear that filters farts

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.boomsbeat.com/amp/articles/169509/20161111/top-5-best-charcoal-underwear-for-flatulence-for-sale-2016.htm

 

Top 5 Best charcoal underwear for flatulence for sale 2016

 

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On 6/4/2019 at 8:45 AM, Trey3216 said:

Sunday Morning, 11:30am

Me:  Hey babe, I gotta run to Home Depot to see if they have this thing.

Wife:  I wanna go too!   (still laying in bed, which means at least 30 minutes of waiting before departure)  I saw this thing on Pinterest.. 

Me: {Rolls eyes, stops listening}  

How was the garden dept?

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On 6/6/2019 at 9:16 AM, luke duke said:

 


As someone in the comments stated, everyone from Utah is a blond, white, Mormon with a degree from BYU. So in order to distinguish themselves they give their kids dumb names that are derived by taking a syllable from 3 normal names and mashing them together.

 

Sounds kind of.....blek?

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12 hours ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

My wife won’t watch the game with me. I’m sick of her shit.

So she can ask stupid questions while she's crushing candy?

Jesus, dude. Enjoy the peace and quiet.

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11 hours ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

She understands b-ball well and it is much better when she is into it.

What basketball game are you talking about?  NBA Finals?

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On 6/16/2019 at 9:25 PM, KeysPhoneWallet said:

She understands b-ball well and it is much better when she is into it.

Oh she was into some balls last night. 

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23 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
30 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:
Who's wife is this?D9bsGWRXYAEsHuB.jpg

Mother of god...

Problem solver right there. 

 

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1 hour ago, elfenix said:
3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:
Who's wife is this?D9bsGWRXYAEsHuB.jpg

This is why New Jerseyans aren't allowed to pump their own gas

Idk it screams Florida to me. 

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54 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Idk it screams Florida to me. 

Looks Marylandish to me.

 

If not, it's right before you get to Seaside Heights/Park on the mainland side.  

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On 6/17/2019 at 9:09 PM, txhorns said:

My wife was freaking out today because her phone wasn't working.  Even walked down the street to borrow her friends phone to call me 7 straight times while I'm in a meeting.  I excused myself from the meeting and answered.  Told her I would look at it tonight when I got home.  I got home and she has supposedly tried everything to get it to work, well except for plugging the charger into the wall.

The dumb is strong to quite skrong in this one.

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16 hours ago, elfenix said:

Wawa is Philly/New Jersey. Decent cheap sandwiches in their stores too.

They are all over Florida too, expanded for where there clientele spends the winters. Just for the record I have seen people backed up like that when the pumps are full and someone on one of the front ones is hanging over too much so you can’t quite get to it. Not saying that’s the case here though since there is a female involved.

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We are replacing the appliances in a rental we are selling. Wife posted pics on Facetron and had been doing all the communication.

She set up for the fridge to be picked up today and casually asks me to bring my 9 mm. Who the hell have you been talking to?

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5 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

We are replacing the appliances in a rental we are selling. Wife posted pics on Facetron and had been doing all the communication.

She set up for the fridge to be picked up today and casually asks me to bring my 9 mm. Who the hell have you been talking to?

Confused fridge and Ruby ridge?

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