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58 minutes ago, troph said:

4am both of you awake and you didn’t have sexy time?

 

He said she was on the pad.

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As I type this, there is a graffiti artist in the playroom painting a mural on one of the walls. 


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1 hour ago, troph said:

4am both of you awake and you didn’t have sexy time?

 

 

32 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He said she was on the pad.

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59 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He said she was on the pad.

Good work.

On 12/10/2018 at 10:00 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I’m hoping one of these days a combination of those shampoos will form a magic chemical compound that melts all the hair that gets left in the shower drain.  

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On 12/17/2018 at 1:55 PM, NWBuck said:

I've also found success from the Shaggy/Surly recommendation to ask womenfolk in my life to "say the last part first"

first time I told the gf that, she didn't skip a beat and told the last part first. now, when she's telling me something and sees the look on my face, she says, "okay, last part first...."

On 12/18/2018 at 1:22 PM, Cheeseweasel said:

I think I've figured out why...

Cuz she's a woman?

8 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

 

I'll put some pics up tomorrow. The guy just finished. 

 

On 12/21/2018 at 11:50 AM, AM Wood said:

she would never dream of waking me up unless the house was on fire.

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Went to the sink just now to rinse out a bowl. Saw there was a lemon in the drain that hadn't gone down all the way. I guess Mrs CL was trying to air out the disposal. 

No problem. I'll turn it on and run it for a few seconds.

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Damn thing wouldn't even turn. Just buzzed. 

 

Didn't take long to figure out why.

 

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Lemons keep the sink and disposal smelling fresh, don’t you watch HGTV? Why can’t you appreciate your wife trying to help keep the house smelling nice. 

13 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

The guy just finished. 

Yeah but what about the painting

Lately my wife has been on a dumb question kick.

1- "Why did you buy a belt?"

2- (I added Advil to the shipping list)
"Are we out of Advil?"

17 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Answers:

2) No, I enjoy purchasing items we have no need nor use for currently. I learned it from you.

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Good jesus, how much did that run you?

19 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

MC Orange stole my camera.

I'll put some pics up tomorrow. The guy just finished. 

In my experience, graffiti artists usually don’t take 2 days on a single work. 

But then again, they aren’t charging probably a grand. 

And yes.... that is our dog immortalized in spray paint.


What else can you tell us about this art, Mitch?

Is it supposed to depict your dog puking? Are those drain pipes in the background?
24 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

In my experience, graffiti artists usually don’t take 2 days on a single work. 

But then again, they aren’t charging probably a grand. 

First day he just taped up everything, covered the floors etc. He knocked out the actual painting in about 8-9 hours on Saturday. But yeah... cost a grand. I actually dig it and the kids think it's cool so I'm good with it all. 

Seems like the proper wall for the dog bone wreath. 

Unless your wife has decided to outfit the entire house in canine chic. 

11 minutes ago, Player said:

 


What else can you tell us about this art, Mitch?

Is it supposed to depict your dog puking? Are those drain pipes in the background?

 

I think it's open to interpretation but I would go with her barking. The background is just some sort of random urban scape. The Australian shepherd in her natural habitat I suppose. I love that damn dog. 

3 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I think it's open to interpretation but I would go with her barking. The background is just some sort of random urban scape. The Australian shepherd in her natural habitat I suppose. I love that damn dog. 

I guess I'm not seeing the Sydney Opera House. Maybe if I squint?

40 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

They are great, but a tad Looney dogs.

I'm thinking that fits right in with Mrs. Cumsteen.

I have no idea what to think about that.

That’s an actual wall inside your house?

1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

First day he just taped up everything, covered the floors etc. He knocked out the actual painting in about 8-9 hours on Saturday. But yeah... cost a grand. I actually dig it and the kids think it's cool so I'm good with it all. 

Did you ask him if he's ever 'painted' a giant crab?

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2 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

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You hired Barksey? 

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Has anyone else been looking for Bert for an hour, or is that just ne?

Don’t know if those goes here or trivial things that annoy me thread.

Helping my wife wrap presents. We’re using some amazon boxes to wrap the gifts in. We’re using clear packing tape to close the boxes. We don’t have a tape holder. Every time I use the tape, I fold the end over so it’s easy to find the edge when you need to use it again. The wife lets the tape stick back on the roll after she tapes a box shut so I spend about 5 mins trying to find the edge and get it started again. This has happened about 3 or 4 times today.

29 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Don’t know if those goes here or trivial things that annoy me thread.

Helping my wife wrap presents. We’re using some amazon boxes to wrap the gifts in. We’re using clear packing tape to close the boxes. We don’t have a tape holder. Every time I use the tape, I fold the end over so it’s easy to find the edge when you need to use it again. The wife lets the tape stick back on the roll after she tapes a box shut so I spend about 5 mins trying to find the edge and get it started again. This has happened about 3 or 4 times today.

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What, were you raised by wolves?

14 hours ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Went to the sink just now to rinse out a bowl. Saw there was a lemon in the drain that hadn't gone down all the way. I guess Mrs CL was trying to air out the disposal. 

No problem. I'll turn it on and run it for a few seconds.

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Damn thing wouldn't even turn. Just buzzed. 

 

Didn't take long to figure out why.

 

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No. Fucking. Way. 

I just read 15 pages of this thread and I'm still in disbelief.

6 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

His dog is mean as fuck and annoys not only the neighbors but apparently ad hoc artists.

No no... It's a veiled commentary on the American class struggle.

She left the rear window of my car cracked while it was parked outside.  It rained all night last night.

 

I wasn't even mad.  Just asked her to take a hairdryer to it to minimize fucking mould growing in the car.

 

Of course, if I did something as innocuous as leave the house window cracked, or left a light on, it would be tantamount to accelerating Armageddon.

21 hours ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Went to the sink just now to rinse out a bowl. Saw there was a lemon in the drain that hadn't gone down all the way. I guess Mrs CL was trying to air out the disposal. 

No problem. I'll turn it on and run it for a few seconds.

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Damn thing wouldn't even turn. Just buzzed. 

 

Didn't take long to figure out why.

 

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Don't be so hard on her dude.  That's a Festivus tradition in our home.  After the airing of the grievances, we "clear the air" so to speak by "clearing the drain" with rotten lemons.  

Did you ask him if he's ever 'painted' a giant crab?
Or Whizzo butter.

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