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2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Jealous af. The candy paint ribs are fucking out of this world

Have you had Stiles Switch's beef ribs?  They're fucking awesome

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2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Franklin, is that you? LULZ

Yes, I'm Aaron Franklin.  And you must own a Rudy's franchise.

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

I went to two different McDonalds and couldn’t find the McRib. 

There weren't any promos and it wasn't on the menu at the one I went to. But I asked, and they had it. 

16 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Wish we could page a plant in Meyer’s inner circle who would tell us if he’s a blimp on the radar.

I'll allow it

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I went to two different McDonalds and couldn’t find the McRib. 

you lucky bastard

The University of Florida isn't in Starkville, Mississippi, as far as I know.

I confess I stopped reading after seeing Mullen and new agent.

Mullen was however reportedly negotiating a contract extension in March. Not sure it got signed. Very likely it is in fact posturing for a raise. No reason to go to Texas when you can get a raise at Florida. It’s a clearly better program right now.

Is not just a bit strange how quiet Zach Smith has been throughout this?

9 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

no, he said plant.

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5 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

This hits close to home. Because I live like a mile from Pinkerton's.

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7 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

no, he said plant.

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I used to remember where his house was in South Austin somewhere.

1 hour ago, stork642 said:

I’m hearing there’s a 98% chance that Urban is 50/50 on considering the Texas job.  My source is usually only right 10% of the time.  

That will $9.95 please.  

That reads exactly like a probability test question back in college.

Just now, Orange&White said:

Is not just a bit strange how quiet Zach Smith has been throughout this?

Nah he's been posting in this thread regularly

2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

 


Mullen was however reportedly negotiating a contract extension in March. Not sure it got signed. Very likely it is in fact posturing for a raise. No reason to go to Texas when you can get a raise at Florida. It’s a clearly better program right now.

 

Yep, but I was just giving Dan a hard time for using an old article.

2 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Is not just a bit strange how quiet Zach Smith has been throughout this?

 

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

Nah he's been posting in this thread regularly

@PassiveAggressiveCoach

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3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Yes, I'm Aaron Franklin.  And you must own a Rudy's franchise.

You kicked my dog 6 years ago you fuckhead. But thanks for the free lb of brisket as an apology

so is anyone fisting their own ass?

Hey guys, I'm about five pages behind so going to catch up first, but in case it's still potentially relevant, I'm pretty confident I've identified the plane in the photo that carl posted glizzy gladiators in a few days ago...and it's headed to CA. 

2 minutes ago, emp6856 said:

That reads exactly like a probability test question back in college.

We'd need to know what the 2% odds are to figure it.

either the McRib got a hell of a lot better (haven't had one since they first came out in the '80s or whenever) or you guys have no taste buds left from too much alcohol

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

so is anyone fisting their own ass?

Professionally or recreationally?

3 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

I used to remember where his house was in South Austin somewhere.

I can't think of one, but SOMEBODY has to come up with it.....

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

And use the curtain shots from us. In explaining the lies and subterfuge. The curtain shot heard round the world. What starts here...mofos! Lmao! Love it. 
 

also, Arby’s is chupacabra meat. It is. Mayo on chupacabra meat is just asking for you to be the devil’s chew toy. If you think the last ten years of Texas football was bad...

I never eat Arby's. 

Just now, hookem48 said:

either the McRib got a hell of a lot better (haven't had one since they first came out in the '80s or whenever) or you guys have no taste buds left from too much alcohol

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The fact that more Texas targets are leaking is a bad sign. Hmmmmm.

2 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Hey guys, I'm about five pages behind so going to catch up first, but in case it's still potentially relevant, I'm pretty confident I've identified the plane in the photo that carl posted glizzy gladiators in a few days ago...and it's headed to CA. 

It's going going back back to Cali Cali?

My top ten barbecue joints in Texas?...glad you asked

1. Franklin- The goat

2. Pinkertons- ribs and he’s a huge horn fan, always on IT

3. Snows BBQ- Worth the wait and gotta meet miss Tootsie

4. Terry Blacks- Brisket and beef ribs and typically no wait

5. Tejas Chocolate- Chile relleno sausage is the best in Texas

6. La barbecue- great brisket

7. Truth BBQ- number three in Houston for me

8. Coopers- always a winner

9. Feges BBQ- you’ve probably never heard of them but they are incredible. My office gets them catered once a week. If you’re in Houston hit them up, rona hurt them bad

10. My house- all of surly is welcome...well mostly all

7 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Have you had Stiles Switch's beef ribs?  They're fucking awesome

I have not but now need to

Just now, SimonSays said:

The fact that more Texas targets are leaking is a bad sign. Hmmmmm.

Who else has leaked?

30 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Whenever we're on vacation I tell my wife that I don't know know if I want to drink all day, but I can't do it if I don't start in the morning. I like to keep my options open.

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1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

I can't think of one, but SOMEBODY has to come up with it.....

Robert Plant wrote Hey, Hey What Can I do after briefly dating South Austin's mom.

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

either the McRib got a hell of a lot better (haven't had one since they first came out in the '80s or whenever) or you guys have no taste buds left from too much alcohol

I've always enjoyed a mcrib or two. More so than most of what's on their menu. This one was very acceptable. Fires were on point, too.

I don't give a damn if Mullen's agent is lying or not. If he is lying, and I'm CDC and these big'ns, as soon as I get the "no' from Urb I'm on the phone saying "fuck around and find out, Jimmy.", and putting 7.5M on the table to start. 

1 minute ago, SimonSays said:

The fact that more Texas targets are leaking is a bad sign. Hmmmmm.

OK, random asshole with a 25 hour old account.

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

so is anyone fisting their own ass?

kinda personal question, but hey it's Friday and to each their own, I guess.

2 minutes ago, SimonSays said:

The fact that more Texas targets are leaking is a bad sign. Hmmmmm.

wait texas targets are leaking?

2 minutes ago, SimonSays said:

The fact that more Texas targets are leaking is a bad sign. Hmmmmm.

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2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

My top ten barbecue joints in Texas?...glad you asked

1. Franklin- The goat

2. Pinkertons- ribs and he’s a huge horn fan, always on IT

3. Snows BBQ- Worth the wait and gotta meet miss Tootsie

4. Terry Blacks- Brisket and beef ribs and typically no wait

5. Tejas Chocolate- Chile relleno sausage is the best in Texas

6. La barbecue- great brisket

7. Truth BBQ- number three in Houston for me

8. Coopers- always a winner

9. Feges BBQ- you’ve probably never heard of them but they are incredible. My office gets them catered once a week. If you’re in Houston hit them up, rona hurt them bad

10. My house- all of surly is welcome...well mostly all

There is a new place called Brett’s Backyard BBQ in Rockdale that you should check out. 

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

My top ten barbecue joints in Texas?...glad you asked

1. Franklin- The goat

2. Pinkertons- ribs and he’s a huge horn fan, always on IT

3. Snows BBQ- Worth the wait and gotta meet miss Tootsie

4. Terry Blacks- Brisket and beef ribs and typically no wait

5. Tejas Chocolate- Chile relleno sausage is the best in Texas

6. La barbecue- great brisket

7. Truth BBQ- number three in Houston for me

8. Coopers- always a winner

9. Feges BBQ- you’ve probably never heard of them but they are incredible. My office gets them catered once a week. If you’re in Houston hit them up, rona hurt them bad

10. My house- all of surly is welcome...well mostly all

It's been years but I always loved the ribs and sausage at Luling City Market in Luling, TX.  I know it's sacrilege but I also like their sauce since it's not like normal BBQ sauce.

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I have not but now need to

Yes. It is legit. 

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I've always enjoyed a mcrib or two. More so than most of what's on their menu. This one was very acceptable. Fires were on point, too.

I always get a McRib because it reminds me of those pork rib sandwiches I used to get served in JR high and high school 

4 minutes ago, SimonSays said:

The fact that more Texas targets are leaking is a bad sign. Hmmmmm.

Only one was "leaked" and it was speculative. Who are the others?

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

There is a new place called Brett’s Backyard BBQ in Rockdale that you should check out. 

Have heard it's really good and will be checking it out.  Have driven by it several times, but it's hard for me to stop when Mueller's is right down the road a bit.

7 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Hey guys, I'm about five pages behind so going to catch up first, but in case it's still potentially relevant, I'm pretty confident I've identified the plane in the photo that carl posted glizzy gladiators in a few days ago...and it's headed to CA. 

Go on...

7 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Yes, I'm Aaron Franklin.  And you must own a Rudy's franchise.

I like Rudy's breakfast tacos, but I never thought their BBQ was anything great -- I haven't had it in over a year.  Rudy's used to be known for that super-hot hot sauce they made, but I haven't had any since they stopped advertising it, and that was over a decade ago.

 

1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

It's been years but I always loved the ribs and sausage at Luling City Market in Luling, TX.  I know it's sacrilege but I also like their sauce since it's not like normal BBQ sauce.

Last time I had city market's ribs and sausage I was pretty disappointed. 

Still gotta find a weekday to get up to Franklins.

4 minutes ago, SimonSays said:

The fact that more Texas targets are leaking is a bad sign. Hmmmmm.

You’re not going to make it through the night.

5 minutes ago, SimonSays said:

The fact that more Texas targets are leaking is a bad sign. Hmmmmm.

ya been smelling funny for a while now breh

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