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I usually cut my brisket into fourths and then put it in a blender for a few cuts. Makes a great chopped sandwich /probably Lou

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20 minutes ago, DirtyMike said:

team has positive COVID tests... no KU game?

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That has to be a pot roast of cubed brisket. 

 

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

It's an acquired taste...

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Please don’t post their Mexican food.

7 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

In his defense, here is the first image that comes up when you search Pennsylvania "brisket" - 

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My wife makes shit like that in the crock pot like once a month that myself and the kids end up not eating and I have to order pizza

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

But that corn though. 

Is Pennsylvania a code word for boiled?

3 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

I take exception to this post.

*acception

14 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Just passing what I heard from someone I trust. I hope it’s wrong.  I really do.  

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1 minute ago, Underdog said:

It's an acquired taste...

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44 minutes ago, Sleepygrad said:

nothing is fucked....you're being very un-dude....

Best movie ever made

17 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Just passing what I heard from someone I trust. I hope it’s wrong.  I really do.  

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3 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

So now we are gonna get Mullen who is playing for an SEC championship and a spot in the playoff?!

some of you are ludicrous. Mullen isn’t fucking leaving Florida right now. So stop with that shit

Probably not but he will use us to get a raise I guarantee it. 2 million dollar buyout and 6 mill salary..if we are offering Uban 12 would trying to pry him away with 9 or 10 be the worst thing? Fuck it

Just now, RGBIII said:

Probably not but he will use us to get a raise I guarantee it. 2 million dollar buyout and 6 mill salary..if we are offering Uban 12 would trying to pry him away with 9 or 10 be the worst thing? Fuck it

That’s the only reason this is even out there! His agent sees money! And Florida will pay it because they are having a great year. He’s not leaving. If we wanted him we should have taken him from MSU instead of fucking Herman. Good for Florida.

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9 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

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Not trying to dox you, but I think I found a pic of your glizzy too.

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19 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Just passing what I heard from someone I trust. I hope it’s wrong.  I really do.  

When was this no. We've heard reports the first answer was no, but then we sweetened the pot

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Probably not but he will use us to get a raise I guarantee it. 2 million dollar buyout and 6 mill salary..if we are offering Uban 12 would trying to pry him away with 9 or 10 be the worst thing? Fuck it

UF isn't letting him walk away with the direction he has that program going.  

7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Does this give RGL and The Squid "cover" for nothing happening today? Not saying they're any less full-of-shit but I could see this complicating things.

2 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

wut

why do all these twitter ladies have X's instead of M's... Oh. Right. Because Ohio State.

that's the aggiest thing i've ever seen

11 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

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well done, sir!

 

 

12 minutes ago, IBuryPaul said:

Oh. Here we go. Fuck all you staying up all night watching temps mofos

More like "staying up all night watching temps and drinking whiskey" mofos

12 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

What do you do for a living?

Commercial construction lending, in a previous life.  I don't work for "the man" anymore. 

9 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Just heard the same about Tech. Would be such a good move for them. You can watch football on Saturday and then go to church and pray for forgiveness on Sunday. That will be a miserable away game if it’s true.

Do you still feel good about what you posted with regards to Meyer from this morning?

2 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

wut

Eh much more about nothing.  To her he's been a coach forever and it is just ingrained in her to respond with something like that. 

But oh shit he's coming!

4 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

wut

Oh fuck, we about to have to get to commercial-included flight tracking up in this bitch?

I didn't get to get in on the "best BBQ place" discussion the other day... any of y'all ever been to Vincek's in East Bernard or Mustang Creek in Louise?

6 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Try harder.

Will you talk dirty to me? 

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This is absolutely the longest I've waited to see a fisting.

I mean, I know I'm grasping at straws here, but this man isn't hedging at all reading this thread.
 

 

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

More like "staying up all night watching temps and drinking whiskey" mofos

Commercial construction lending, in a previous life.  I don't work for "the man" anymore. 

So, Tom Landry Middle School mascot is just your hobby? All good.

11 minutes ago, Lou Sassle said:

Fuck that! I was born and raised in Matagorda County! 

you're not helping yourself...

24 minutes ago, Lou Sassle said:

Bruh, I'm telling you, it was fucking yummy. Smoked for 12 hours on 175, then wrapped in foil and bumped up to 225 for 3 hours. Not a soul said a word while we were eating it. 8 adults ate the whole damn thing in about an hour.

How did you burn the shit out of it at 175°? 

Does this give RGL and The Squid "cover" for nothing happening today? Not saying they're any less full-of-shit but I could see this complicating things.
There is no cover they are charlatans.
4 minutes ago, RabidM said:

UF isn't letting him walk away with the direction he has that program going.  

Oh I’m sure but we can at least make it hurt to keep him

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Corch Meyers.

Just now, BornAndRaised said:

I mean, I know I'm grasping at straws here, but this man isn't hedging at all reading this thread.
 

 

Can someone ask this man if he still thinks it's happening tonight?

This is absolutely the longest I've waited to see a fisting.

Wanna drop your pants and grab your ankles next to me?
5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

When was this no. We've heard reports the first answer was no, but then we sweetened the pot

Was told it was today.  

I've been tied up this afternoon. What is the thinking about why the Texas Takeover account was deleted around the time that Tom was supposed to be fired? The timing seems really strange to me. That account was absolutely run by him and/or Michelle.

1 minute ago, Lou Sassle said:

I didn't get to get in on the "best BBQ place" discussion the other day... any of y'all ever been to Vincek's in East Bernard or Mustang Creek in Louise?

Nothing but chicken fried steak and buttered potatoes from Vincek's.

30 minutes ago, The Tower said:

 

They’re going with the ol’ “our players caught Rona“ story I see. Genius. 

1 minute ago, derpyhorndog said:

Oh fuck, we about to have to get to commercial-included flight tracking up in this bitch?

That was my point with the post. He's going commercial which means that is not BMD flight. 

31 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

So the cancellation of ku game is in order? And then the firing  fisting?

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30 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Sounds serious. For everyone's safety we should cancel the game. I mean everyone is saying Texas puts money ahead of what's right, several media idiots have been saying that about firing Herman. So I say we step up now and put safety ahead of the $3.5M from the game.

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Cancel KU now, fire Herman tomorrow and announce Meyer ASAP. The key recruits we might save or add going into ESD could well prove worth more than $3.5M of revenue from the lost game. 

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Just now, Mikey4 said:

I've been tied up this afternoon. What is the thinking about why the Texas Takeover account was deleted around the time that Tom was supposed to be fired? The timing seems really strange to me. That account was absolutely run by him and/or Michelle.

I think the insinuation there is, "don't need to argue with fans through a burner if I don't coach the team anymore"

2 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

They’re going with the ol’ “our players caught Rona“ story I see. Genius. 

Well there are worse things you can catch when you go to Kansas so there's that.

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1 minute ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

That was my point with the post. He's going commercial which means that is not BMD flight. 

Someone care to page Urban Meyer at ABIA?

I think the insinuation there is, "don't need to argue with fans through a burner if I don't coach the team anymore"
Yeah, that's what it smells like. CDC has told him it's over, but the firing hasn't been announced.

Ceddy B has said Herman won't be worrying about his Monday press conference.

 

The squid has posted a bunch of emojis that have been interpreted lots of ways.

 

RGL has never specified today that I am aware of.

 

None of them seem to be backing off.

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