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Bull doze the concert hall, they won't play the Eyes, anyways :)

4 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Can we build over the cemetery if everything is on stilts?

Feels like this may have happened about a decade ago...

5 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Can we build over the cemetery if everything is on stilts?

Even better a floating practice facility. 

Just now, IDIOTsavant said:

Feels like this may have happened about a decade ago...

You moved the tombstones but you left the bodies?!! 

2 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Feels like this may have happened about a decade ago...

That’s why we have been so bad at tackling. They’ve been practicing against ghosts. 

How many of our sports aren’t self-funding?
 

Football totes the note and with $40 million a year deficits for 2020 and 2021 we will be cutting men’s sports like other schools have already done.

New hire better bring some enthusiasm and energy back that isn’t there currently.

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1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Urban's son-in-law has a chance to be part of a staff that wins a National Championship... might be a good reason to wait till tOSU is done playing before accepting the TEXAS job.  

This guy knows how to DAY CREW. You guys are fucking slacking, I don't have time to moderate for 1 day and you are all in here talking about all these other limp dick coaches.

We are here to WILL Urban Meyer to Texas. Take your talk about limp dick "Plan B" coaches to the Corching search thread. 

2 minutes ago, Lojo Horn said:

How many of our sports aren’t self-funding?
 

Football totes the note and with $40 million a year deficits for 2020 and 2021 we will be cutting men’s sports like other schools have already done.

New hire better bring some enthusiasm and energy back that isn’t there currently.

It's called Big Dick Energy.

You think Urban would like Lady Bird-Spinner Practice Field at Town Lake?

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How about where the PCL is located? I don't think anyone studies there and we could always put the books in the basement of the practice field.

24 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

It may also be reason enough for him not to want to coach at Texas and instead keep the family in Columbus

Or hire his son-in-law to coach at TEXAS (with Urban) once the season ends for tOSU.  Being part of the staff that wins this years National Championship would be a great accomplishment for Urban's SIL -- good reason for Urban to wait till tOSU season done before accepting TEXAS job.  🤘  

 

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26 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Brownsville is closer to Mexico City than DFW.

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4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Or hire his son-in-law to coach at TEXAS (with Urban) once the season ends for tOSU.  Being part of the staff that wins a National Championship would be a great accomplishment for Urban's SIL 

I just don’t think Urban is coming is all. Happy to be wrong. I just don’t see why his SIL would need to leave early if urban wanted to coach Texas 

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17 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Can we build over the cemetery if everything is on stilts?

Biggest waste of prime real estate... along with golf courses

20 minutes ago, DaysOff said:
51 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:
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I think there is enough room for an indoor and outdoor field/facility here just have to move the sid Richardson hall and Strauss center to where current practice field is.  Don’t have to touch lbj library/auditorium 

Lots 37 and 38 can fuck right off.

that fountain and green space, too, fuck that shit!

So what is suppose to be the good news on the wire?

2 hours ago, TexasGolf said:

X, 1, X, 2, 3, X

4, 2, X, 3, 1, X

the plus-sized gal on the left ain't that bad

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

So what is suppose to be the good news on the wire?

Buncha implausible shit about coaching UFOs and shit but  the dude didn’t get banned because hes a cool dude who you can’t fault for being a rube.  

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

So what is suppose to be the good news on the wire?

 Situation fluid (piss).

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

So what is suppose to be the good news on the wire?

This starts at 6.

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

So what is suppose to be the good news on the wire?

We are going to a smaller gauge and higher amperage capacity because the price of copper has dropped.

35 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

...So I started with New Mexico, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana, Colorado and I got interrupted. They said of course you are from Texas and everything radiates outward from the center of the universe for you which is Texas. What can I say.

I mean... yes? Doesn't it?

3 minutes ago, pops said:

Biggest waste of prime real estate... along with golf courses

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8 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I just don’t think Urban is coming is all. Happy to be wrong. I just don’t see why his SIL would need to leave early if urban wanted to coach Texas 

Not about leaving early, it's about no more distractions for SIL while tOSU is playing to win a Championship.

I get it.  If my family member has a chance to do something incredible and I don't want to possibly mess that up, I would be willing to wait a month before making a move to a new job.

If TEXAS doesn't understand, go find someone else that's better.

GOOD LUCK !!!

 

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2 hours ago, victory88 said:

Charlie Strong had to jump through hurdles to get ping pong tables for the team a few years back.

that was just the administration hazing him, they were joking when they said it and no one actually thought he would do it, but he was kind of an idiot

Regarding the conference game I say the team missing game should get the option to try to get their championship.

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3 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

This starts at 6.

Gotcha.  When the bats come out.....

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Not about leaving early, it's about no more distractions for SIL while tOSU is playing to win a Championship.

I get it.  If my family member has a chance to do something incredible and I don't want to possibly mess that up, I would be willing to wait a month before making a move to a new job.

If TEXAS doesn't understand, go find someone else that's better.

GOOD LUCK !!!

I get all that too, but rumors are the opposite of distraction and that seems to be what is happening if their are indeed talks going on with urban. That stuff doesn’t happen in a bubble

4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

4, 2, X, 3, 1, X

the plus-sized gal on the left ain't that bad

This is the correct answer.

9 minutes ago, pops said:

Biggest waste of prime real estate... along with golf courses

Just shut your whore mouth.

Let's tear down those shitty apartments off of Barton Springs road.  Build it on the Northern part of Town Lake (fuck yes the correct name is Town Lake).  

 

or we could just put it in the middle of Lions

7 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

that fountain and green space, too, fuck that shit!

And what has the LBJ library ever done to advance our winning football tradition? 

3 minutes ago, Octavian said:

This is the correct answer.

got it from the answer key. don't tell teacher

12 minutes ago, pops said:

Biggest waste of prime real estate... along with golf courses

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4 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Gotcha.  When the bats come out.....

@Caddox, who may or may not be the squid, has a friend who has a deer lease and a brother-in-law who's tight with BMD people in Dallas and feels very positive about Texas's chances of hiring Corch Irving. 

15 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I just don’t think Urban is coming is all. Happy to be wrong. I just don’t see why his SIL would need to leave early if urban wanted to coach Texas 

Glad you are happy. 🤘

1 minute ago, TexasEx said:

@Caddox, who may or may not be the squid, has a friend who has a deer lease and a brother-in-law who's tight with BMD people in Dallas and feels very positive about Texas's chances of hiring Corch Irving. 

Thank you, Simone.

26 minutes ago, immamac said:

It's called Big Dick Energy.

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11 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I get all that too, but rumors are the opposite of distraction and that seems to be what is happening if their are indeed talks going on with urban. That stuff doesn’t happen in a bubble

Not as many rumors now though.  CFB talk moving on to Auburn, Art Briles,  PAC12 Championship of USC vs Oregon, and BAMA vs Gata.

Noise on Urban is quieting down for now.  Best shot TEXAS has to still get Urban  is for BMD's, CDC, and ADMIN to go silent or possibly send out smokescreens into Jan 2021.  Also other options should be properly vetted over the next several weeks as a back-up plan.

 

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1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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I think there is enough room for an indoor and outdoor field/facility here just have to move the sid Richardson hall and Strauss center to where current practice field is.  Don’t have to touch lbj library/auditorium 

According to my highly precise Google Maps measurements (yes, that's a thing if you right click), you could actually fit a full field north-south just south of the LBJ fountain and leave the fountain. So you could have 3-4 full fields side by side in that spot all situated north-south. 

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

But where would we do Longhorn City Limits?

 

For all the shitting on Crystal Conte he has really improved the game day experience.

1) Right there.  The McRib restaurant is the crux of pregame!  
2) He has, but it's not hard to improve the game day experience when things go downhill fast once the game actually starts.

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1 minute ago, phdhorn said:

1) Right there.  The McRib restaurant is the crux of Bevo Boulevard.  
2) He has, but it's not hard to improve the game day experience when things go downhill fast once the game actually starts.

Let's bring back Jetpack man...

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2 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

According to my highly precise Google Maps measurements (yes, that's a thing if you right click), you could actually fit a full field north-south just south of the LBJ fountain and leave the fountain. So you could have 3-4 full fields side by side in that spot all situated north-south. 

Honestly then why hasn’t it happened? You obviously have enough room for state of the art indoor facility, full outdoor field turf field, and full outdoor grass field. 

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

Let's bring back Jetpack man...

Only if shooting at him is allowed.

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Honestly then why hasn’t it happened? You obviously have enough room for state of the art indoor facility, full outdoor field turf field, and full outdoor grass field. 

Well you'd still have to tear out Sid Richardson plus that little police building and lose most of the lawn. I also seem to remember it not being very flat there

I am fine with tearing down everything between mlk,speedway, 24th, and San Jacinto.

That should be doable I’d think.


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