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Just now, futureman said:

dk metcalf is working out pretty well. 

Metcalf is the exception not the rule, no one else has done shit with those awful 3 cone times. 

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1 minute ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

To be fair, him being a shitty route runner sounds like an indictment of the coaching he's received over the last three years more than anything else

Duvernay was coached up by Meh and still managed to perform exceptionally well. So no, it's not the coaching (in this case). 

No way...Hips and quickness in and out of breaks? Another fuck no.


Oily hips is a rare trait.
4 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Duvernay was coached up by Meh and still managed to perform exceptionally well. So no, it's not the coaching (in this case). 

Wasn't Meekins the inside receivers coach?

7 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

Oily hips is a rare trait.

 

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7 hours ago, RGBIII said:

TFB...FWIW (not a lot)

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LMAO ... this motherfucker is just like the rest of us, just a lot slower.

7 hours ago, Ricky Butler said:

I think Sark would bring a lot of BDE and ideas about how to crank our recruiting operation dials to 11.

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

I am the board’s greatest asset. You provide no value. I don’t even know who the fuck you are. I am the tip of the spear when it comes to insider knowledge from the very top. 

FFA: You are this board's greatest asshat.

1 hour ago, futureman said:

I am the board’s greatest asset. you provide no value. I don’t even know who the fuck you are. I am the tip of the spear when it comes to insider knowledge from the very top. 

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On 10/26/2019 at 6:31 PM, A’Dam Psycho said:

Or you can hire a coach that’s not a piece of shit

Nah, we need a motherfucker, you  paragons of virtue can decide what variety of motherfucker makes you feel safe. Since congress Is about to blow up the NCAA, I’ll take an experienced ratfucker, who knows how to juice his players and pay their way to the top. I am not sure 47 arrests is enough but cUM is a start. Bring out your finest meats and cheeses.

15 minutes ago, cam4mav said:

futureman is your average yelper

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5 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

. . . . you paragons of virtue can decide . . . 

 

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2 hours ago, futureman said:

I am the board’s greatest asset. you provide no value. I don’t even know who the fuck you are. I am the tip of the spear when it comes to insider knowledge from the very top. 

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15 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

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Pick your pineapple? When did Southpark get the Marvel treatment?

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I want Sark to be a real discussion just to see RD rationalize why someone who KEVIN SUMLIN made fun of for drinking is better for the University than Urban Myer

19 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Day crew checking in with that BDE

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3 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

I want Sark to be a real discussion just to see RD rationalize why someone who KEVIN SUMLIN made fun of for drinking is better for the University than Urban Myer

Double bonus points for < 3 paragraphs, but that ain't happening.

14 hours ago, urbanisnotcominghere said:

1234

imaging being such a shitty troll you are crowdsourced after like 7 posts

also being drunk at 530 on a Tuesday probably means you are an alcoholic

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13 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

I'd be good with Sark. He's next on my non-UM list after Kelly, Mullen, and Campbell.

Would be surprised if Bryce Young left though. That part seems like bs. He's in line to start at Bama as soon as next year.

is Mac Jones going pro?

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Cause Urbs.

               Nick Saban tells a story about Urban Meyer

9 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

               Nick Saban tells a story about Urban Meyer

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8 hours ago, futureman said:

dk metcalf is working out pretty well. 

lololol... Metcalf is a freak that even the NFL has not seen.  WRs like Brennan Eagles are a dime a dozen.  He's not some freak athlete for the NFL.  He has good straight line speed.  His elite traits end right there.

3 minutes ago, victory88 said:

lololol... Metcalf is a freak that even the NFL has not seen.  WRs like Brennan Eagles are a dime a dozen.  He's not some freak athlete for the NFL.  He has good straight line speed.  His elite traits end right there.

exactly. DK is bigger, faster, and stronger than Brennan Eagles. All they really have in common is the position they play and skin tone...No @Katfid54

I'm confident that Eagles isn't running a 4.33 at 6-3+, 225+.

Reminder LJH went undrafted and was ten times the receiver that Eagles was. He doesn’t have Eagles speed but what does speed matter when you suck at literally everything else. Eagles left because he knew TroyO is the second coming of Roy Williams

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Plan B options narrowing even more...

Urban or Bust mother fuckers!

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Eagles runs the 40 in the high 4.5's at best, has bad hands, and isn't a great route runner. Best chance is rounds 5-7.

2 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Eagles runs the 40 in the high 4.5's at best, has bad hands, and isn't a great route runner. Best chance is rounds 5-7.

He's not getting drafted. His best chance is UDFA and land on a scout team. Perhaps hone his trade and make a roster in a year or two

21 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

 

The names cdc keeps floating are so horrible I’d have gladly taken Harsin as a floor compared to taking “what’s behind door #2” if what’s being said about CDC is correct and he’s a paste eating con man as it appears he might be. 

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15 hours ago, Texasrocks said:

Can someone explain why Sarkisian would be a good choice? His primary qualification seems to be that he's not Tom Herman.

 

15 hours ago, RGBIII said:

You need more than that? Kinda greedy IMO

Exactly?

Just had brisket and eggs for breffis. Oh yeah. It's happening.

30 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

 

Well he was not at the top of my list but he was on my list ahead of Cristobal.

17 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Eagles runs the 40 in the high 4.5's at best, has bad hands, and isn't a great route runner. Best chance is rounds 5-7.

He will run in the 4.4's.

3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

He will run in the 4.4's.

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43 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

 

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1 hour ago, NoName said:

is Mac Jones going pro?

No idea but I imagine his stock is as high as it can get after this year

7 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

He will run in the 4.4's.

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9 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

He will run in the 4.4's.

He’s Kendrick Rodgers. He was undrafted and is yucking it up on the Cowboys p squad. 

20 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

He will run in the 4.4's.

Down which hill?

With the Holiday Season upon us, I have a favor to ask...

 

Can one of you regarded bastards list Urban to Texas as your make a wish?

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