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10 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

This thread needs to be read top to bottom.  Good fucking lord.

I read his report thread. My lord is right. Trump got mad when an NBC reporter left the room early (she was visibly pregnant) and commented upon Trump said "NBC is worse than CNN, and that he made lots of money for NBC with The Apprentice." Apparently the reporter had been standing for ~90 minutes. And as a mom, I have to say she probably had to go to the restroom if it wasn't her feet or sciatic nerve (my oldest was fond of perching on that when I was pregnant.) Per usual, Trump is CLUELESS.

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2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

TL/DR we're gonna nuke scotland

I really fucking hope not since I'll be there in June

9 hours ago, Gardner Barnes said:

 

 


Thank you for posting this. I was wondering if this thing would help thin the boomer herd a bit.

 

 

Fuck you.

Oh, who am I kidding? Go ahead. Thin us the fuck out. I have no generational loyalty. Too many humans anyway.

Just not me.

7 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

He should dump Pence, then name Hillary as his VP, and just totally blow everyones minds to fuck.

Only if he has a death wish, you know, the Clintons and body count. 

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Traveled today to a see a few clients I consult with.  Very rural area, etc.  Noticed several Trump flags flying on various properties on my trip (not really surprised there are cultists out and about) but one thing I thought of.  I don't ever recall flags for any politician ever.  I'm old enough to have remembered a Reagan flag, if there was such a thing, or Bush 1 & 2, or Clinton, or whatever.  Something about this president just makes poor ass folks drop cash on a cheap Made in China flag and fly it with pride.  Baffling.

 

Get home, and the first thing that greets me on Facebook is an ad for a t-shirt company, peddling this:

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2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

No really, the disease is even more cured and contained than it was yesterday. Don't believe fake news! Mike Pence laid hands on an infected little boy and cured him!

The boy's father, big burly guy. Really built. Studly. Comes up to me... I was rocking on my feet with my giant hands in the giant pockets of my giant pants... I'm told that those pants are part of why I'm the World's sexiest multi-billionaire. Fake news won't tell you that. Shifty Schiff should be in jail.

This man, the father, he's crying and wants to hug me. Not because of Mike handling his kid. He loves the way I whistle when I rock back and forth on my feet.

He says, Mr. President sir, your whistling saved my boy from the cofovfe16 flu thing. I wish it could have saved him from Mike's hands!

I'm told I cure the sick.

So, don't listen to fake news. Everybody is cured. 

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15 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Traveled today to a see a few clients I consult with.  Very rural area, etc.  Noticed several Trump flags flying on various properties on my trip (not really surprised there are cultists out and about) but one thing I thought of.  I don't ever recall flags for any politician ever.  I'm old enough to have remembered a Reagan flag, if there was such a thing, or Bush 1 & 2, or Clinton, or whatever.  Something about this president just makes poor ass folks drop cash on a cheap Made in China flag and fly it with pride.  Baffling.

 

Get home, and the first thing that greets me on Facebook is an ad for a t-shirt company, peddling this:

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It's bizarre. I never thought I'd see a cult of personality centered around a U.S. President. I'm even more amazed that it's centered around such a reprehensible personality. 

46 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Traveled today to a see a few clients I consult with.  Very rural area, etc.  Noticed several Trump flags flying on various properties on my trip (not really surprised there are cultists out and about) but one thing I thought of.  I don't ever recall flags for any politician ever.  I'm old enough to have remembered a Reagan flag, if there was such a thing, or Bush 1 & 2, or Clinton, or whatever.  Something about this president just makes poor ass folks drop cash on a cheap Made in China flag and fly it with pride.  Baffling.

 

Get home, and the first thing that greets me on Facebook is an ad for a t-shirt company, peddling this:

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The Trump 2020 flags have taken the place of the Confederate battle flag across rural America.

Serious--look around next time you're out in the sticks.  Tell me I'm wrong.

Traveled today to a see a few clients I consult with.  Very rural area, etc.  Noticed several Trump flags flying on various properties on my trip (not really surprised there are cultists out and about) but one thing I thought of.  I don't ever recall flags for any politician ever.  I'm old enough to have remembered a Reagan flag, if there was such a thing, or Bush 1 & 2, or Clinton, or whatever.  Something about this president just makes poor ass folks drop cash on a cheap Made in China flag and fly it with pride.  Baffling.
 
Get home, and the first thing that greets me on Facebook is an ad for a t-shirt company, peddling this:
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The same people were the last ones to remove their confederate flag.
The Trump 2020 flags have taken the place of the Confederate battle flag across rural America.
Serious--look around next time you're out in the sticks.  Tell me I'm wrong.


I should have read the last comment before posting.
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7 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

The Trump 2020 flags have taken the place of the Confederate battle flag across rural America.

Serious--look around next time you're out in the sticks.  Tell me I'm wrong.

You aren't wrong.  I must have seen at least 20 today on my travels of the 2020 variety.  In one instance, I even saw the flag flying from the guy wire of a utility pole in someone's yard. Too poor for a flagpole, so they commandeered property of a utility company in order to let the world know their allegiance.

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The same people were the last ones to remove their confederate flag.

 

 

And I saw more than a few that had both a confederate flag and a Trump 2020 flag.  Gotta represent.

4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

TL/DR we're gonna nuke scotland

There’s going to be foreign interference in this election alright.  Nothing shocking if other nations have been keeping their powder dry until this summer/fall to drop an anvil on Trump.  Not much DOJ/SCOTUS can do to prevent some things from coming to light.  Apart from the Scots, Spain is another nation that hinted heavily at uncovering money laundering links between a key Russian and Trump fam, naming Jr. specifically.

If SCOTUS rules against Trump for his tax disclosure and his deutsche bank financials in June, it could spawn a global gang bang.

6 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

There’s going to be foreign interference in this election alright.  Nothing shocking if other nations have been keeping their powder dry until this summer/fall to drop an anvil on Trump.  Not much DOJ/SCOTUS can do to prevent some things from coming to light.  Apart from the Scots, Spain is another nation that hinted heavily at uncovering money laundering links between a key Russian and Trump fam, naming Jr. specifically.

If SCOTUS rules against Trump for his tax disclosure and his deutsche bank financials in June, it could spawn a global gang bang.

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25 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

The Trump 2020 flags have taken the place of the Confederate battle flag across rural America.

Serious--look around next time you're out in the sticks.  Tell me I'm wrong.

Please don’t tell me there’s going to be statues of Trump all over the south in lieu of Robert E Lee and Jeb Stewart.

Please don’t tell me there’s going to be statues of Trump all over the south in lieu of Robert E Lee and Jeb Stewart.

I mean, he could not tell you that, but it wouldn’t matter - you know it’s going to happen. Abbot and Patrick will make sure that I-35 in Texas is renamed to the Trump SuperMAGAway or some such.
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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I mean, he could not tell you that, but it wouldn’t matter - you know it’s going to happen. Abbot and Patrick will make sure that I-35 in Texas is renamed to the Trump SuperMAGAway or some such.

Two Oklahoma state senators wanted to rename a section of US Route 66 as Donald Trump Highway last year. The section of road they wanted to rename wasn't even close to their area of representation.

The proposal died after the governor, of all people, spoke out that Route 66 shouldn't be renamed after anyone.  And not only that, Oklahoma law only allows the renaming of any section of road only if the person is deceased.

18 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Oklahoma law only allows the renaming of any section of road only if the person is deceased.

I am ok if they want to make a Donald Trump highway if they are prepared to enforce this precondition.

SCOTUS isn’t ruling against #IMpotus regarding his tax returns / deutsche bank

trump has four justices in his pocket and Roberts is half way in there 

Please don’t tell me there’s going to be statues of Trump all over the south in lieu of Robert E Lee and Jeb Stewart.
In Memory of the dead cat bounce of a better time when decent folks could use the n word with impunity.

I took this photo on the courthouse square of Llano yesterday but didn't notice any Trump flags between Bee Cave and there. That said, I can guarantee you'd see some further northwest between Llano and Brady on 71.

Notice how the COUNTY GOVERNMENT is being subtle in their support and celebration of the Confederacy (not the battle flag).

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From a historical perspective, I can somewhat understand retaining a 100-year-old monument but have no understanding of the thought process which would lead a COUNTY GOVERNMENT to decide that it's okay to fly the Stars and Bars.

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Something about this president just makes poor ass folks drop cash on a cheap Made in China flag and fly it with pride.  Baffling.

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20 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Seriously, though, fuck Mike Pence. When he was gov they had a break out of HIV in rural Indiana among IV drug users. He prohibited the state health agency from doing a needle exchange program. He wanted his constituents to get HIV.

Fuck. Mike. Pence.

Holy shit this actually happened. What the fuck?

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I wonder how trump will step on his little orange dick today...

A reporter who has nothing to lose might consider asking the President if it is still attached as there have been no reports (that I have seen) of Phase 2 of the annual physical.

After yesterday's stock market dive, the President may wake up in a foul mood. It's about this time that Hope Hicks may be asking herself, "Why did I return to this man?" For those of you thinking she is probably getting paid enough to make it worth it, you're not wrong, but what a price to pay for chaining yourself to a toxic environment day in and day out.

The only agenda item on the President's calendar is the trip to North Charleston, South Carolina for a KAG/MAGA rally this evening. He will be in fine form if the markets are still responding to the virus news. News that the WH is trying desperately to keep quiet.

If you've noticed, he is not receiving as many intel briefings as he was in the fall. I've not gone back and counted how much they've been reduced and it's no secret the President does not care to hear from his crybaby generals, but as his mental state has deteriorated so have his intel briefings. Has anyone in the WH commented on the latest news out of Syria? Or the attacks in Turkey? Or any other of the various uprisings occurring in other countries? That begs the question of who exactly is receiving this info at this time other than Stephen Miller, the shadow puppetmaster? He purposely stays out of the limelight, wedding notwithstanding, but reporters need to get a little closer to this man due to the rumblings from the DOJ, especially regarding the naturalization shot across the bow.

1 hour ago, Bookman said:

Holy shit this actually happened. What the fuck?

Do you even God’s work, bro?

14 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Here's a fun fact:  at the all-time market peak last Wednesday, the compound annual growth rate of the S&P 500 since Trump's inauguration was 14.0%. 

In six trading days, that CAGR has dropped to 9.2%.

Yikes.  That's 36.5% of the index' gains wiped out in 6 days.

BEST ECONOMY EVER!  

(Yes, I know, the stock market is not the economy.)

The 52 week "gain" as of this morning: -0.58%

For that matter, we are below the January 7th 2018 level. 

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15 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

“It looks like the coronavirus is being weaponized as yet another element to bring down Donald Trump,” Limbaugh said on his radio program. “Now, I have to tell you the truth about coronavirus. ... Yeah, I’m dead right on this. The coronavirus is the common cold, folks.”  Hopefully soon to be formerly known as Lyin' Rush Limbaugh

 

More like Dyin' Rush Limbaugh, amirite?

5 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Do you even God’s work, bro?

Pence is descended from a long illustrious line of Puritan witch-hunt and shaming specialists. It's why the accusations flying from Trump's mouth toward the Democrats torture his soul. He wants so much to be free to stand at the lecturn, spittle flying from his mouth as he assumes the mantle of Arthur Dimmesdale and calls for sinners to be punished, holds them up as examples of a degraded and worldly nature. But Mother knows.

20 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Pence is descended from a long illustrious line of Puritan witch-hunt and shaming specialists. It's why the accusations flying from Trump's mouth toward the Democrats torture his soul. He wants so much to be free to stand at the lecturn, spittle flying from his mouth as he assumes the mantle of Arthur Dimmesdale and calls for sinners to be punished, holds them up as examples of a degraded and worldly nature. But Mother knows.

I read this in one of Maria Bamford's voices.  

 
More like Dyin' Rush Limbaugh, amirite?


Fingers crossed
10 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I read this in one of Maria Bamford's voices.  

It would work.

When I watch him at the press conferences, I can't help but wonder what he is thinking. He has the appearance of being sane, but the problem is when standing next to Trump, that's not very helpful.

10 hours ago, bolverk said:

I took this photo on the courthouse square of Llano yesterday but didn't notice any Trump flags between Bee Cave and there. That said, I can guarantee you'd see some further northwest between Llano and Brady on 71.

Notice how the COUNTY GOVERNMENT is being subtle in their support and celebration of the Confederacy (not the battle flag).

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From a historical perspective, I can somewhat understand retaining a 100-year-old monument but have no understanding of the thought process which would lead a COUNTY GOVERNMENT to decide that it's okay to fly the Stars and Bars.

Someone should put in a public information request to find out more.

I took this photo on the courthouse square of Llano yesterday but didn't notice any Trump flags between Bee Cave and there. That said, I can guarantee you'd see some further northwest between Llano and Brady on 71.
Notice how the COUNTY GOVERNMENT is being subtle in their support and celebration of the Confederacy (not the battle flag).
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From a historical perspective, I can somewhat understand retaining a 100-year-old monument but have no understanding of the thought process which would lead a COUNTY GOVERNMENT to decide that it's okay to fly the Stars and Bars.


This is fucked up.
11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

SCOTUS isn’t ruling against #IMpotus regarding his tax returns / deutsche bank

trump has four justices in his pocket and Roberts is half way in there 

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14 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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14 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

 

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I just see one t-shirt--front and back.  

11 hours ago, bolverk said:

I took this photo on the courthouse square of Llano yesterday but didn't notice any Trump flags between Bee Cave and there. That said, I can guarantee you'd see some further northwest between Llano and Brady on 71.

Notice how the COUNTY GOVERNMENT is being subtle in their support and celebration of the Confederacy (not the battle flag).

20200226-143914.jpg

From a historical perspective, I can somewhat understand retaining a 100-year-old monument but have no understanding of the thought process which would lead a COUNTY GOVERNMENT to decide that it's okay to fly the Stars and Bars.

I assume their argument would be that they fly the flag precisely because it's a Confederate monument. 

Both should be removed from public property.

For a group of people who complain so much about how kids today have it too easy with all the participation trophies and not keeping score.....Southerners really like their statues and flags that indicate, "War of Northern Aggression:  Runner-Up"  

14 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

The Trump 2020 flags have taken the place of the Confederate battle flag across rural America.

Serious--look around next time you're out in the sticks.  Tell me I'm wrong.

Imagine the fox news / rube outrage over Obama flags 

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13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Imagine the fox news / rube outrage over Obama flags 

I'm awaiting the inevitable photo of a county courthouse or jail or some other type of public property flying a Trump flag.

 

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22 minutes ago, Lobo said:

For a group of people who complain so much about how kids today have it too easy with all the participation trophies and not keeping score.....Southerners really like their statues and flags that indicate, "War of Northern Aggression:  Runner-Up"  

The only confederate flag this country should allow to be flown is their white flag.

12 hours ago, bolverk said:

I took this photo on the courthouse square of Llano yesterday but didn't notice any Trump flags between Bee Cave and there. That said, I can guarantee you'd see some further northwest between Llano and Brady on 71.

Notice how the COUNTY GOVERNMENT is being subtle in their support and celebration of the Confederacy (not the battle flag).

20200226-143914.jpg

From a historical perspective, I can somewhat understand retaining a 100-year-old monument but have no understanding of the thought process which would lead a COUNTY GOVERNMENT to decide that it's okay to fly the Stars and Bars.

Why would Llano County have a statue of Truman Capote?

2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

The only confederate flag this country should allow to be flown is their white flag.

I used to think one of the coolest things at DKR was the six flags behind the south end zone.

I still think it would be cool, but I get why people don't.

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12 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Why would Llano County have a statue of Truman Capote?

Why wouldn’t they have one ????

Wonder if we can get multiple “Dow breaks 25,000” tweets in one day from the Dotard?

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