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4 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

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It’d be a real shame if protesters figured out where the fundraiser in Dallas is this week. 

9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

It’d be a real shame if protesters figured out where the fundraiser in Dallas is this week. 

It's not like Highland Park is a real huge area. 

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

It's a rocket, we call it X-1!!

Yeah, based on the covid response I wouldn't be surprised if the national guard ended up slaughtering police officers by mistake
We can dream....but hopefully just the bad apples; so about 10k or so
17 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

It’d be a real shame if protesters figured out where the fundraiser in Dallas is this week. 

Just ask Trump, he'll be glad to tell you.  

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

[pandemic infused social firestorm] "Hey everybody, look up!  MARS !!!"

55 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Of course virtually every time Trump talks he tells a lie, but when he uses the term "you can't believe it" or any variant, it's the most obvious tell ever that he's lying. It's his subconscious coming out. 

His oatmeal brain is so weak that he can't help but give himself away whenever he's trying to sell a bill of goods.

Did he get the accordion hands going when talking about the super duper weapons?  That’s another one of his tells.

Hopefully this societal unrest will be the catalyst to get the young and minority voters out en masse for this election so we can finally get rid of this asshole.

17 minutes ago, Mapache said:

Hopefully this societal unrest will be the catalyst to get the young and minority voters out en masse for this election so we can finally get rid of this asshole.

All these dumb, young mother fuckers need to be marching to the voter registration office and we’ll stop electing 80 to senators / idiots to the White House 

20 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

what an asshole.

How does he blame Obama for the riots? I guess we’ll find out in the morning on twitter. 

18 minutes ago, yoladu said:

what an asshole.

His politicization and absence of leadership amidst multiple unfolding catastrophes represents an imminent danger to us all.

58 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Did he get the accordion hands going when talking about the super duper weapons?  That’s another one of his tells.

How perfect of a description of Trump and his supporters that in a time of jazz hands, he speaks with accordion hands?  

Has it even occurred to this guy to come out and calm the nation during the last four days?  Just tweets and vague threats from behind his residence curtains.  

By the way-they are really nice curtains.  

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7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

russia is the porn.  australia, india, and south korea are all the other things you buy at the convenient store to make it seem like you're not a fucking perv.

30 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Totally fucking inconsistent with our sanctioning of Russia over Ukraine and the 2016 election.

4 minutes ago, Grandioso said:

Totally fucking inconsistent with our sanctioning of Russia over Ukraine and the 2016 election.

um, we call it obamagate now.

We need a provision in the constitution that if the president is too big of a dumbass we can take him out with the plane from The Dark Knight.

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28 minutes ago, Grandioso said:

Totally fucking inconsistent with our sanctioning of Russia over Ukraine and the 2016 election.

Trump knows Putin isn’t coming.  No one wants to come to this disease riddled shit hole. 

2 hours ago, TornACL said:

It's not like Highland Park is a real huge area. 

I’m guessing Preston Hollow. 

What the fuck is Trump doing? Hiding under the beautiful resolute desk?  

10 minutes ago, NAVY said:

What the fuck is Trump doing? Hiding under the beautiful resolute desk?  

Oh how I would love to see him go on TV tonight and try to talk about all of this.

17 minutes ago, NAVY said:

What the fuck is Trump doing? Hiding under the beautiful resolute desk?  

Tweeting!!!!  C'mon dude..... tweeting is the new fiddling.

 

I really hope this riot stuff going on right now doesn’t help trump in the election.

6 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

I really hope this riot stuff going on right now doesn’t help trump in the election.

It might!

15 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

I really hope this riot stuff going on right now doesn’t help trump in the election.

I think it’s harder to campaign on stopping shit when it all happened on your watch. Ship running around is on the captain, no matter whose hand was on the wheel at the time 

He doesn’t have it in him because he doesn’t care and he’s terrible at acting like he does. Even if he read a prepared statement he’d contradict it tomorrow. 

I think it’s harder to campaign on stopping shit when it all happened on your watch. Ship running around is on the captain, no matter whose hand was on the wheel at the time 

Who’s got time to battle the enemy when you have to get to the bottom of who stole the strawberries.
26 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

I really hope this riot stuff going on right now doesn’t help trump in the election.

The country is eating itself and the dude is tweeting and eating McDonald's.  The country needs leadership and he's cowering in the WH.  His go to is to scapegoat, but blaming minorities, particularly African Americans may have terrible consequences for him.  

2 hours ago, Grandioso said:

 

Let them roam free so you can hit them with tear gas and pepper spray.   Rubber bullets are fun too, they tell me.  Drive over them or let your little wannabe militia pull out their bow and arrows, or assault rifle.  

One thing we don't have to worry with Trump doing is shutting down the internet...oh wait...

48 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

I really hope this riot stuff going on right now doesn’t help trump in the election.

Sorry to disappoint, but that is exactly what will happen.

Biden had been making significant inroads with the olds - and if there's one age group that is not going to like these riots, it's the olds.  And the fringe left of the Democratic party is too powerful (or at least thought of as too powerful) that the only Democrat to come out and denounce this chaos has been Mayor Bottoms of Atlanta.

So they’re going to support the incumbent on whose watch all of this is happening?

14 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Sorry to disappoint, but that is exactly what will happen.

Biden had been making significant inroads with the olds - and if there's one age group that is not going to like these riots, it's the olds.  And the fringe left of the Democratic party is too powerful (or at least thought of as too powerful) that the only Democrat to come out and denounce this chaos has been Mayor Bottoms of Atlanta.

People will have forgotten all about this shit in a month and there will be a new disaster to face.  Seriously, Trump shut the government down three times over a border wall and got impeached for selling out the country but people can’t remember that shit.  This will likely have no significant influence on an election 180 days away.

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3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

So they’re going to support the incumbent on whose watch all of this is happening?

Yeah give me a fucking break. 

Everyone will forget about this when we’re in a Cold War with China. 

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

russia is the porn.  australia, india, and south korea are all the other things you buy at the convenient store to make it seem like you're not a fucking perv.

This is so perfect. 

26 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

So they’re going to support the incumbent on whose watch all of this is happening?

Well of course they will.  Because Trump is just the victim. And now he's the hero with tuff talk and military threats.

16 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

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