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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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Prayers are sent to God. People are in your thoughts. Condolences are sent.

But, what the hey, it's just English. A president has so many other pressing matters.

37 minutes ago, miguelito said:

"To him," not "to he."

It was a coin flip proposition that he knew how to spell "he" correctly. Honestly pretty exciting he got it right.

37 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

In other words he doesn’t want another embarrassingly low turnout like Tulsa. I suspect he will do one town hall and take two questions then spend an hour railing against the war on windows and that our suburbs are currently under siege at this very moment. Throw in a white nationalist comment or two where he says he was joking, comments about made up ratings and that should be about the extent of things. 

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44 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

For English, press-1.  For Espanol, press-2.  For Russian, press-3.  For Trumpism, press-4. 

8 hours ago, Bookman said:

In 200 years the chapter will be named "Donald Trump and the End of the Republican Party United States of America."

 

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Execute Ivanka first, make him sit through that before finishing him off.  

You make an assumption that he has any feelings for her other than lust.

 

too fucking fat to pick up a golf ball from the cup. And of course the golf cart is parked right next to, if not actually on, the green.

 

 

Does Lindsey get to play from the lady’s tees now?

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Did he just announce a telethon?

Because that would be the Trumpest thing ever.

18 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

interesting thought:

 

Don't call what you're wearing an outfit

Man, he’s gotten fatter or Graham’s a really little guy. Or, both.

41 minutes ago, Nope said:

Did he just announce a telethon?

Because that would be the Trumpest thing ever.

Do you have any Allman Brothers?

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14 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Man, he’s gotten fatter or Graham’s a really little guy. Or, both.

Lindsey is the remora to Trump's shark whale.

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

Does Lindsey get to play from the lady’s tees now?

Hasn't he always?

They lie about everything so maybe he’s actually on a ventilator or something. 

 

They lie about everything so maybe he’s actually on a ventilator or something. 
 
Lying is a given.

Who gets hospitalized for a minor issue during a pandemic?

The New Republican Party:  "Fuck states.  Federal Power, Bruh!"

A hat trick!

I think he's going for the cycle!

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10 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I showed up to a class in college and had to give a presentation and had done absolutely nothing to prepare for it so this hits close to home.

It’s like those dreams where you are back I; high school or college and there’s a test and you haven’t studied for shit.  But I think that’s Trump’s whole life.

10 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Michelin Man of the Year.

 

 

(I feel like maybe I'm repeating someone else, but I'm not sure.)

I showed up to a class in college and had to give a presentation and had done absolutely nothing to prepare for it so this hits close to home.

...and um...Texas Longhorn football rules!

Mr ladybugs and fatass headed to the course together again

 

OAN must be getting their fluffers ready after watching this interview. They're going to be seeing a lot more action.

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