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3 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


Sark was not known to be Top 3 at the time of his hire. Far from it.

That doesn't make it any worse of a hire.  If anything, it makes it more impressive.  CDC gets even more credit for seeing potential others didn't.  

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9 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

That doesn't make it any worse of a hire.  If anything, it makes it more impressive.  CDC gets even more credit for seeing potential others didn't.  

I like CDC.  But giving him credit (or blame) for the Sark hire is laughable.  That was Eltife and $$$ driving that bus, CDC was along for the ride.

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Posted
12 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

I am way more impressed with what Del has been able to do with the women's sports and as icing on that cake he shoved plodsky in some cubical or janitors closet and told her to stay there

Quit trying to make fetch happen.

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21 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Quit trying to make fetch happen.

If only there was another 3 letter nickname we could use to avoid typing out Chris Del Conte every time. Oh well, I'm sure eventually someone will figure one out that doesn't sound as fucking stupid as "Del"

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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

If only there was another 3 letter nickname we could use to avoid typing out Chris Del Conte every time. Oh well, I'm sure eventually someone will figure one out that doesn't sound as fucking stupid as "Del"

Well, to be fair, the unfortunate coincidence with the Centers for Disease Control acronym does bring back painful memories of what his job had to be when he got here ... and maybe still is on occasion.

But, yeah, as long as we are able to keep him safe from Big Balls and the other carried-away-with-slashing-and-burning DOGE boys -- no Cloak Room -- we should stick with CDC.

 

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1 minute ago, Hayduke said:

Well, to be fair, the unfortunate coincidence with the Centers for Disease Control acronym does bring back painful memories of what his job had to be when he got here ... and maybe still is on occasion.

But, yeah, as long as we are able to keep him safe from Big Balls and the other carried-away-with-slashing-and-burning DOGE boys -- no Cloak Room -- we should stick with CDC.

 

Give it a few more months, and Del Conte will have CDC all to himself.

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Give it a few more months, and Del Conte will have CDC all to himself.

True. And maybe they'll even let him take over all the research grants, which would be tremendous for graduate transfers and probably help us get rid of some cockroaches both in and outside of the state.

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5 minutes ago, Hayduke said:

True. And maybe they'll even let him take over all the research grants, which would be tremendous for graduate transfers and probably help us get rid of some cockroaches both in and outside of the state.

Thats not a bad idea. Lets get some of our CS brains to hack into DOGE and route all CDC funds to our NIL account. 

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Posted
3 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Shit’s getting intense.

Well, just to be clear, I was attempting (regardless of how successful I may not have been) to make a Big Balls joke to lower the intensity level rather than raise it.

And to help establish my nonpartisan bona fides, I hereby nominate CDC as King of the World. He will provide both excellent entertainment value and economic boom times for all -- meanwhile maintaining a relatively low-key and dignified example for everyone to live by. 

Also, fuck OU. The King would probably let them stay in our orbit, but if he said "no," I'd be OK with that, too.

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12 hours ago, Hayduke said:

Well, just to be clear, I was attempting (regardless of how successful I may not have been) to make a Big Balls joke to lower the intensity level rather than raise it.

And to help establish my nonpartisan bona fides, I hereby nominate CDC as King of the World. He will provide both excellent entertainment value and economic boom times for all -- meanwhile maintaining a relatively low-key and dignified example for everyone to live by. 

Also, fuck OU. The King would probably let them stay in our orbit, but if he said "no," I'd be OK with that, too.

Ok then.

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With Spring men/women’s sports still to finish, CDC is just playing to the media with the upcoming Court $$$ sharing decision.

Behind closed doors he struts around and says “Hello MF’ers, welcome to the party!”

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Posted
On 3/25/2025 at 7:05 AM, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Did Sean Miller fuck your wife or something? 
 

Jesus, just stfu.

He's mad because Miller didn't fuck her hard enough. Not a true winner.

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On 5/16/2025 at 7:57 PM, MaxHorn said:

I was at the baseball game last Sunday. My wife and kid were playing in the bounce house on the third base side, so I was sitting at one of the picnic tables trying to watch the game. CDC happened to walk right by me, and I was about to introduce myself when he pivoted, reached down, and picked up a discarded napkin off of the ground. He then casually walked to the nearest trash can and deposited the waste, at which point he continued walking. I just sat there staring and thinking to myself that we have the best fucking athletic director in all of college sports. Every little detail matters to this guy. We are so lucky to have him.

 

I just realized that I may (some of) what it takes to be a top notch NCAA Power 4 Conference Athletic Director.

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On 3/24/2025 at 9:34 PM, Your Mom said:

That doesn't make it any worse of a hire.  If anything, it makes it more impressive.  CDC gets even more credit for seeing potential others didn't.  

Yea. I wasn’t happy with the sark hire especially following the whiff on Meyer.  But looks brilliant now though I’ve always said a untied and organized Texas would be strong regardless of who the coach is as long as they’re not drunken womanizers

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CDC didn’t hire Sark. I’m not sure how much he was even consulted on the matter. If I remember correctly he was pounding the table for James Franklin and Sonny Dykes at some point during the Urban stuff and he got sidelined. 
 

However, what he pulled off with Schloss and the timing in which he did it is one of the most epic chapters in our history. At least in my book. I will forever love the man for the way he stuck A&M right in the spleen and twisted the knife in front of their entire slack jawed fan base. To this day I can’t believe how fantastically brutal it was.

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I had lunch with my aggy buddy a few weeks ago, and his take was "have you guys no shame at all about hiring Schlossnagle?", and my response was NOPE, none at all.

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20 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

I had lunch with my aggy buddy a few weeks ago, and his take was "have you guys no shame at all about hiring Schlossnagle?", and my response was NOPE, none at all.

They are such whiney bitches. Do they feel shame for taking Schloss from TCU or Elmo from Duke? 

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25 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

I had lunch with my aggy buddy a few weeks ago, and his take was "have you guys no shame at all about hiring Schlossnagle?", and my response was NOPE, none at all.

No, bc I don’t work for Bellmont. I didn’t make the decision lol 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

They are such whiney bitches. Do they feel shame for taking Schloss from TCU or Elmo from Duke? 

This right here.  Wish he had asked the question. The rationalization would have been top-notch, no doubt.

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16 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

I had lunch with my aggy buddy a few weeks ago, and his take was "have you guys no shame at all about hiring Schlossnagle?", and my response was NOPE, none at all.

aggy asking about shame. Oh, the irony. 

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Posted
16 hours ago, T-shirt Sip said:

They are such whiney bitches. Do they feel shame for taking Schloss from TCU or Elmo from Duke? 

Or Jimbo from FSU? Or Buzz from V-Tech?  

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On 5/16/2025 at 7:57 PM, MaxHorn said:

I was at the baseball game last Sunday. My wife and kid were playing in the bounce house on the third base side, so I was sitting at one of the picnic tables trying to watch the game. CDC happened to walk right by me, and I was about to introduce myself when he pivoted, reached down, and picked up a discarded napkin off of the ground. He then casually walked to the nearest trash can and deposited the waste, at which point he continued walking. I just sat there staring and thinking to myself that we have the best fucking athletic director in all of college sports. Every little detail matters to this guy. We are so lucky to have him.

Here I am interpreting it as DelConte would rather pick up a piece of trash than talk to you. But your thought works, too. 

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2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Here I am interpreting it as DelConte would rather pick up a piece of trash than talk to you. But your thought works, too. 

Eight seconds, no talking to deviate course and pick up trash versus who knows how long and how many words for rando hornfan with or without SurlyShirt/cap...

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17 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

I had lunch with my aggy buddy a few weeks ago, and his take was "have you guys no shame at all about hiring Schlossnagle?", and my response was NOPE, none at all.

Bigger programs poach from smaller programs all the time. 

This is the response for any of those yokels still bitching.

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On 5/16/2025 at 7:57 PM, MaxHorn said:

I was at the baseball game last Sunday. My wife and kid were playing in the bounce house on the third base side, so I was sitting at one of the picnic tables trying to watch the game.

Trying picture this scene correctly. Your wife was in the bounce house?

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