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Fitlump fucking won an Austin City Council seat


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22 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Holy +rep, batman. I'd forgotten about the text exchange w/ Roman. Tites and "will you lick my lump" killed me.

"All I want to do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just lick ya lump"

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2 hours ago, Continental Op said:

Holy fuck all we need to do is get TxTow out of prison, find Romeo Rose, find Jade, and find the preacher dude posing as a chick and this will be like the Surly edition of Avengers:Endgame.

What starts here fucks the world. 

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Holy fuck all we need to do is get TxTow out of prison, find Romeo Rose, find Jade, and find the preacher dude posing as a chick and this will be like the Surly edition of Avengers:Endgame.

Why you leaving out the Aggy equastrian chick and the emo-ish swan gal
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25 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:
29 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:
Who the fuck is Roman?
Is Kelly a total whore?  How the fuck isn’t this leaked to the media?

I don't think Kelly is involved. It's surly catfishing Roman pretending to be Kelly. I think.

Yep. Many moons ago a Shag poster, skipperj I think,  started getting random texts from Roman. Some woman gave him a fake number I guess. Skip ran with it and the rest is history.

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1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Who the fuck is Roman?

Is Kelly a total whore?  How the fuck isn’t this leaked to the media?

a) Shaggy legend
b) likely, maybe more of an attention whore, as seen as a cam girl and the "I'm getting new tits" thread she started on Shaggy.....most likely she is more of a slut than a whore

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