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What is Trump’s ultimate end game here? So long as he and his people are in power, they can interfere with and potentially defer accountability, but unless he’s authoritarian president for life, the bill will come due at some point. That’s the moment he’ll burn the country down to avoid, and that’s the scariest part of all this. 


The mindset of a basic asshole behind on their credit. Whatever is necessary to keep the charade going as long a possible. On hustle (con) to the next.
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5 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

The tax cut should pay for it.  Yeah, the economy is so horrible under Trump.  What will we do?

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Maybe because she's not a complete piece of shit?  I don't know much about her, but from what I can recall she seemed...maybe not like a trumpkin?  I could be way off though.

The guy who claimed that if he didn't win the presidential election then it was rigged is pissed McSally isn't already hurling evidence-free accusations.

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Some of y'all are going to have an interesting conundrum one day when speaking to your children about what small, small men you were during all this.  Your hunting lease isn't going to redeem your poor political choices in the eyes of your sons and daughters.  You preached a life of integrity and grit.  And in the end, you chose easy, simple hatred because you thought your way of life was worth preserving.  It ain't.  Your children will have to drag you kicking and screaming into the 21st century.  You're small people.  That's all.  Ain't no glory in it.  

can we have a re-do of the 2016 election ?

1 hour ago, tjhooker said:

The tax cut should pay for it.  Yeah, the economy is so horrible under Trump.  What will we do?

The Obama economy is moving right along. Trump's policies are probably going to fuck it all up.

Trump-planted loyalist overseeing FBI is tied to subject of investigation by FBI.  

 

 

And as usually happens - the Reps had 2 years to create enough changes to benefit the rich, that will ultimately cause financial problems which will now be blamed on the Dems. We’ve seen this before. 

I mean we’ve pretty much been indoctrinated to blame everything on democrats.  
“MUH Trump is only President because Hillary was the worst candidate EVER!1!”

He already said, directly and with no ambiguity, now that the Dems have the House, he’s going to blame them for anything bad that happens the next two years. I mean, he literally said it that simply - “anything bad, I’ll blame on them.”

Considering Trump just spent the first 2 years publicly disparaging the founding member of his fan club before kicking him to the curb, seems only natural he sends in Mongo with a vested interest to shut down the investigation to get in there and start throwing blind haymakers off the bench.

17 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

Trump-planted loyalist overseeing FBI is tied to subject of investigation by FBI.  

 

 

Not only did our acting AG sell out his integrity to work for a company scamming people, he did it for less than $10K in fees. 

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Not only did our acting AG sell out his integrity to work for a company scamming people, he did it for less than $10K in fees. 

I'm pretty sure that's the market telling us his "integrity" was worth less than $10K.

10 hours ago, tjhooker said:

He's one of your's.  Take the Agent47, Pussy!

We will take him, once you pussies admit QAnon and the infowars crowd is 100% the gop base 

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Considering Trump just spent the first 2 years publicly disparaging the founding member of his fan club before kicking him to the curb, seems only natural he sends in Mongo with a vested interest to shut down the investigation to get in there and start throwing blind haymakers off the bench.

I don’t think Mongo appreciates being lumped in with the fucking trumpkins.  

Donald Trump broke the world record for irony today:

"I don't think he's a smart person, but he's got a loud voice."

 

7 hours ago, The People’s Elbow said:

What is Trump’s ultimate end game here? So long as he and his people are in power, they can interfere with and potentially defer accountability, but unless he’s authoritarian president for life, the bill will come due at some point. That’s the moment he’ll burn the country down to avoid, and that’s the scariest part of all this. 

Think Jonestown on a national scale - except that Trump would never be able to put a bullet in his own brain. He's fine serving the poison koolaid though, with his most ardent supporters first in line.

it's insanity.  

6 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

He’s a fat piece of shit fueled by fast food and kisses to his asshole.  He cares about literally nothing else.  If Hitler were here to praise his worthless ass, there’s no way he could resist returning praise.  He’s a simple animal.  If it came down to missing his next chicken McNugget vs Don Jr being buttfucked to death by a rabid pitbull, you know his easy choice.  To be fair, I’d dip that fucker in some buffalo sauce too...fuck Jr.  And daddy.   

Gonna be hard to fit this on a bumper sticker.

24 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Donald Trump broke the world record for irony today:

"I don't think he's a smart person, but he's got a loud voice."

As always, every accusation is a confession. That might be the most perfect example yet. 

6 hours ago, Agent47 said:

I've heard the same thing. This is what happens when you elect a duplicitous self serving developer as president. You get a society of homeless people.

This is the stuff you learn in Macro Econ 101 which gets lost in the daily news cycle. 

It takes a long time to move a big ship. We'll be paying the price for idiotic policy for a long time, if there is no one around to bring common sense to this thing. 

The vote counting... I think this is a GOP diversionary tactic to take attention off Trump making a move to place himself above the rule of law.

 

And before you ask, yes, this is a real tweet from the Asshole In Chief.

And before you ask, yes, this is a real tweet from the Asshole In Chief.




Burn him alive.
47 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

And before you ask, yes, this is a real tweet from the Asshole In Chief.
 

3 AM.

1 hour ago, horncyclist said:

3 AM.

If you’re implying why is up in the middle of the night tweeting this, isn’t he still in Europe?

6 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

If you’re implying why is up in the middle of the night tweeting this, isn’t he still in Europe?

Yeah. I realized that after posting. 

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/nov/09/matthew-whitaker-acting-attorney-general-wpm-scam

 

Having voted for Trump enthusiastically in 2016, Masti said on Friday he would soon be changing his party affiliation to Democratic, following the president’s elevation of Whitaker.

“It’s totally ridiculous,” said Masti. “It makes the whole Republican party look so bad. How could a president appoint someone like this? And then not have a problem about it when it comes out? He should be taking care of the victims.”

 

“I can still reason and it hurts.”

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Forthcoming Tweets should be presidential.

23 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/nov/09/matthew-whitaker-acting-attorney-general-wpm-scam

 

Having voted for Trump enthusiastically in 2016, Masti said on Friday he would soon be changing his party affiliation to Democratic, following the president’s elevation of Whitaker.

“It’s totally ridiculous,” said Masti. “It makes the whole Republican party look so bad. How could a president appoint someone like this? And then not have a problem about it when it comes out? He should be taking care of the victims.”

I don't believe him.   When Trump ultimately removes Whitaker, then he will enthusiastically vote for Trump again.   In fact when Trump tweets that he didn't realize how bad Whitaker treated some veterans, this guy will donate to Trump 2020.    

He sounds like one of my kids writing a report on WWI:

World War I was a really bad war. It took place all over the world. A lot of people died. It makes me sad to think that a lot of people died.

14 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

He sounds like one of my kids writing a report on WWI:

World War I was a really bad war. It took place all over the world. In fact I now own tremendously successful hotels, in many of these countries.......fantastic properties.A lot of people died. It makes me sad to think that a lot of people died because I wasn't around yet to stop Obama and the democrats.

Fify

Everything he knows about WWI he learned in the last 48 hrs. 

Trump Tower Verdun

8 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Everything he knows about WWI he learned in the last 48 hrs. 

Yep. Wait until someone tells him about Franz Ferdinand. "I like archdukes that aren't assassinated." 

39 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

He sounds like one of my kids writing a report on WWI:

World War I was a really bad war. It took place all over the world. A lot of people died. It makes me sad to think that a lot of people died.

Trump is a reality tv star.  He knows his audience.  

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Yeah, but the Canadian probably knows how to use an umbrella.

And if any of the Calli fires threatened a a Trump property, he damn sure wouldn’t be threatening to withhold federal aid.

I would not be surprised if he put out a tweet not only saying he decided to withhold federal aid, but that it was their fault for so many Democrats winning out there. 

In Trump’s defense, they declared an armistice in WW1 every time it rained.

10 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

Yeah, but the Canadian probably knows how to use an umbrella.

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love that Trump's bullshit surprise-power-shake move has been co-opted and his old, fat, feeble, non-exercising ass gets cucked by French midgets

Forthcoming Tweets should be presidential.


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19 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

JFC

What a fucking moron. 

1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

 

I realize this is a WW2 cemetery while Trump is there for WW1, but what do we all know Trump would say when viewing the Normandy Beach cemetery and its view of the ocean?

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1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I realize this is a WW2 cemetery while Trump is there for WW1, but what do we all know Trump would say when viewing the Normandy Beach cemetery and its view of the ocean?

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Great place to build luxury hotels?

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