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9 hours ago, Celery Man said:

he's in a state of shock, unable to cope with the notion that he is going to be held accountable

To be fair, when you've made it into your 70s without ever being held accountable it would be a shock.

If the Saudi arms deals are worth 1 MILLION jobs, won't curtailing this 716 billion dollar arms race even just a little bit put the entire country out of work?

Interestingly, only the President has this information.  No other news source has confirmed or corroborated:
 
 


Tariffs aren’t really the main issue for US/ China trade. It is other barriers to market entry for US firms to be able to sell to Chinese consumers and lack of other protections (eg IP/ tech theft)
1 hour ago, Nivek said:


Negative. Once Pence learns about prison sex, he will fail on his sword a big black cock for Trump.

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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Interestingly, only the President has this information.  No other news source has confirmed or corroborated:

 

 

Given that the president doesn't even know who the party is who pays a tariff, it seems likely he could negotiate a great trade deal.

So he boasts about how much money he got the military. 

Then bitches about the cost of he military. 

And TexAgs is probably jerking off over him saying he loves farmers.  

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Might it be a Great Leap Forward?



Testify against Trump = weak, liar, fraud.
Refuse to testify against Trump = "guts"

Maybe he’ll shit his britches again and have to run away.

He knows a whole lot of bad testimony is about to come out so the only play he has is everyone was forced to lie by the mean Democrats.  

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

"Marvel Entertainment chairman Ike Perlmutter, West Palm Beach physician Bruce Moskowitz and lawyer Marc Sherman — part of the president’s circle at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida — reviewed a confidential draft of a $10 billion government contract for the electronic-records project, even though they lack any relevant expertise."

The same can be said about the president and most of his administration so that should come as no surprise. I think it was George Will who called it "improvisational amateurism." It's a bunch of people who don't know what they're doing just making it up as they go along. 

20 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

somebody is scared this morning.  

Well good.  Because apparently that's all Trump and his underlings are giving him.

Who is Scott Free?

Yes, his false proper nouns are driving me nuts.

Just a thought; has he gotten word that it's Juniors time on the indictment train?

He's gonna stroke out when Jr gets indicted.

That doesn't seem very cool or very legal.

Just now, retread said:

He's gonna stroke out when Jr gets indicted.

Those two tweets from this morning bitching about fairness and who should serve a full sentence and who is "getting away Scott Free" are pretty telling.

1 minute ago, retread said:

He's gonna stroke out when Jr gets indicted.

He's gonna go from stroking it TO Ivanka, to stroking out FOR Jr.  Can't wait.

5 minutes ago, retread said:

He's gonna stroke out when Jr gets indicted.

This assumes he gives a shit about his children.

1 minute ago, Foosters said:

This assumes he gives a shit about his children.

Only to the extent it reflects on him.  If they pull a Cohen (which seems unlikely) he'd turn on them in a second.

Ivanka might though.  She seems like the only one who has any path out of this.

Just now, Chad Fuck said:

Only to the extent it reflects on him.  If they pull a Cohen (which seems unlikely) he'd turn on them in a second.

Ivanka might though.  She seems like the only one who has any path out of this.

Undefeated.

We haven't heard Kushner's name mentioned much lately ...

Exactly.

Obviously, I'm leaving Baron and Tiffany out.  Baron is too young to be wrapped up in any of this and Tiffany is the only grown one who has shown sense enough to stay away from it all.

Junior/Fredo and Young Frakenstein are too wrapped up in Daddy's business.  

Ivanka could find a way out as she seems to have been treading the line between "Oh Daddy, do it [sympathetic/popular thing X] for me" and "I had nothing to do with [insert controversial issue X]."

 

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Yeah, funerals are so awesome.  Just found out I get to go to one later this week.  Really excited about spending time with the grieving family.

JFC, he's bizzaro potus
At first glance I thought you said bizarro potato, which would have made sense.
8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

And I'm sure they're excited you're coming... not. Considering that Barbara specifically requested that he not attend her funeral. I shudder to think what we'll be talking about after he attends. You just know he'll make it all about himself. 

It's probably a little more outside the norm to not invite a sitting POTUS to the funeral of a former POTUS.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

It's probably a little more outside the norm to not invite a sitting POTUS to the funeral of a former POTUS.

True, but DOTUS is so far out of the norm that I think we can make an exception here.

8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is he actually invited to the funeral?

Yes.

It's probably a little more outside the norm to not invite a sitting POTUS to the funeral of a former POTUS.

Yep. He had to be included in this one.

BUT... note how so many prominent folks, including prominent Repubs, have been taking about GHWB’s great integrity, and placing country over self? There will be a lot of that at the funeral. It will be both indirect and direct trolling/rebukes of DOTUS.

He won’t be able to help himself, and will attack the speakers immediately after the service. That’s right, DOTUS is going to give a self-indulgent negative Yelp review of a state funeral. Bet on it.
8 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Yes.

The interaction between him and the other living former presidents should be interesting.  Have any of them even been around him since the inauguration?

2 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

 

 

 

 

That is fucking amazing!

14 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I think it is finally dawning on him that he's not going to get away with it and he's going to fucking prison forever.

No. He is a narcissist. He will never admit that the house is on fire.

What you are seeing is a man who is completely lost, who has no idea what is going on, what he is supposed to do, where he is supposed to go, and who all these people are. In short, beginning stages of dementia or Alzheimer's.

Which is why his face lights up when he sees Putin. Putin is a recognizable face. (Probably because Putin likes eye contact as he's getting blown, but I digress).

 

Lulz at the Cohen tweets. Mueller is going to have an iron clad obstruction of justice case. 

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