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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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It just takes one step past it, and we've been toeing the line an awful lot.

33 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

When he’s been indicted, tried, and convicted then I'll believe that the plane has landed safely and the storm is no longer a threat.

And pardon the mixed metaphor but if you keep an ace up your sleeve in poker then you’re still not going to win every hand. But you tilt the odds significantly in your favor. You don’t have to win 100% of the time to be successful at cheating. 

Conversely just because trump "won" a minor skirmish does not mean he wins this battle or the war. 

And we have not seen the end of even this skirmish. I think trump may regret the couple of months of delay he bought here. 

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7 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

 

I said a few years ago and again more recently that you inflict the most damage upon someone like Trump and his narcissism by taking away the very things that feed the beast. Taking away his businesses and having his name removed from all buildings is a worse fate than prison for him. Granted I think we all want to see a trip to prison for him, but doing what James is doing is actually what will hurt him and his family the most.
 

It is a metaphorical dagger to the heart if she succeeds in this and repos his assets as payment since he has no actual money. 

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Conversely just because trump "won" a minor skirmish does not mean he wins this battle or the war. 

But he’s got his big fat thumb on the scale and I still think pessimism has a +EV.

57 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He claims that Trump Tower has 10 more floors than it actually does. It’s just who he is. 

Sounds like the lenders are shitty at due diligence.  If they are still in business I need for my people to get in touch with their people.

56 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

BUT THEY'RE ALL IN TRUMPS POCKET!!!!!/piss running down my leg

He's still not in jail.  So cool thy jets on the victory lap.

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

this would cut deep ...........

 

Is PutinBank registered in NY?

12 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I didn’t catch it but I remember when he was testifying way back when and they asked him who else could confirm his allegations against Trump’s crimes and the first name that came out was Weisselberg. Weisselberg has since confessed to something like 15 felonies while working for Trump Org. 

Yeah, they showed that clip again, too.

So as a non-lawyer, do we expect this to get bumped to the SC?  What’s the likely next step?

Oh shit...Trump is on Hannity in a few minutes

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Ok, got the time to review the 11th Circuit's opinion.

To my great surprise, it's a good un and I suspect that this special master order may not fare well on appeal.  Notabily, they said because neither party contested the finding that the government did not act with callous disregard for Trump's rights, it probably erred/abused its discretion altogether, meaning as to the whole thing.

Pretty sound thumping of Cannon and Trump.  Yeouch.

https://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/22671432/11th-circuit-grants-stay.pdf

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6 minutes ago, Homercles said:

So as a non-lawyer, do we expect this to get bumped to the SC?  What’s the likely next step?

it’s the only next stop if he chooses to appeal; 11th COA has a local rule that forbids en banc consideration of rulings on stays.  

11 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Oh shit...Trump is on Hannity in a few minutes

“It’s a very big, very powerful disclaimer”

I'm pretty sure Trump just admitted on Hannity that his company submits documents to financial institutions with disclaimers that say "proceed at your own risk, cannot verify information contained in documents"

Holy shit, he's got a giant fat ass.  Like Lizzo in a suit. 

40 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

He will create a crypto shitcoin

Trumpcoin. 

Makes perfect sense, actually.  Totally worthless and based on nothing but still overvalued.  Used by crooks.

"Sir, Sir...the FBI's here Sir".

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He’s built like a snowman.

I remain firmly of the opinion that this won’t sway anyone, but I had to crack a beer after reading this. They might as well have called her a stupid bitch.

I may actually live to see what I have hoped for many years finally come to pass.  Twist in the wind, you son of a bitch

The way he looks in that chair?  It's not just a big ass, or even a FUPA....it's like a SIDEPA?  

28 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

The way he looks in that chair?  It's not just a big ass, or even a FUPA....it's like a SIDEPA?  

That’s saddlebags. 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

That’s saddlebags. 

thankfully Hugo Boss designed those uniform pants to accommodate that kinda core/thigh fat seepage?  

the man is a complete idiot, and more importantly he's surrounded by idiots / yes people ...

 

 

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42 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

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Fat fuck

His lower half is a bean bag. Odd shape for a piece of shit

All I know is that if this happened to my company, our creditors would have put default notices in our hands within two hours.  

45 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

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Fat fuck

Hannity is a fat ass and Trump makes him look fit.

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11th circuit to cannon

 

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46 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

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Fat fuck

Didn't we learn he was wearing diapers at one point while president?

"you can declassify it even by thinking about it?"  

Okay, this is a new take.  I know he can't do any wrong in the eyes of MAGA nation.  But c'mon, even 10% of them have to think, "Yeah, I dunno...I've thought a buncha cool shit and it never actually happens.  lift kit for my truck, two chicks at the same time, hitting my numbers on lotto."

It's like he has Walter following him around, "if you will it Trump, it is no dream...'

I mean, I know Judge Canon flicks her clit to this tub of shit's skin glow every night, but even has to think, "Yeah, if you could just not mention 'thinking about stuff into declassification mode'...that'd make me not get my bar license taken away down the road."  Unless his counsel talked to him about malice aforethought.  In which case, the only thing worse than his fucking attorneys is his listening comprehension.  

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I wonder if his plea of insanity will be accepted...

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A new primary goal for me is to live long enough to watch this man die. 

5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Pos rep, but can you do Trump "thinking the docs into declassification" with Donald as the weaker scanner guy in "Scanners" with Michael Ironside being Garland or some other judiciary figure...blowing Trump up because he's actually very weak mentally, tremendously weak, some day among the weakest ever?  

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lol did that dumb motherfucker really pull a "but hilary's emails"? buahahahahahaha

… you’re sending it to mar o lago, you’re sending it to…. 
 

He damn near told us the other location(s) he stashed our secret shit he stole 

Hungary would be the perfect place for the MAGA land grift 

looks good as a business HQ?  Yes, because when a Manhattan Core/Core+ investor thinks "divestiture"...first place they think of is Debrechen.  JFC...they're probably forming a fucking foreign REIT/SPAC right now in Hungary and half this fucking board is gonna "invest" in it.  There's a construction litigation attorney who won't get paid, drawing up bullshit docs that say you do a 1031 exchange to Budapest as I fucking type this and 100 guys on this site and texags are liquidating their IRA's to invest.   Gotta give the man credit, he knows how to exploit stupid people to the tune of hundreds of millions.  That's not nothing.

"President Trump, sir...when do we get our carried interest on the deal sir?"

"Oh no, see...I meant that I would carry your interest out of the deal and carry it back to Mar-a-Lago.  So I'm no longer interested in you or the deal..."

"God bless you sir, may I suck you off before I take my K-1 penalty for fraud?"  

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Actual Trump and Gollum J trump posts are starting to blend into one for me. Precious 

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