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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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Should be codified into law that the Washington Generals wear these for the remainder of time.  

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

https://gettrumpsneakers.com

Just...man.  $500 a pair and you are "limited" to only 3 pairs.  What the fuck. 

 

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Oh, and cologne, for only $99

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and for your wife, girlfriend, sidepiece, whoever:

 

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I hate him, but respect the hell out of that grift.

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Please try them on, Donnie.

 

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Social media trying to start a trend that truck drivers will not deliver loads to NYC in support of Trump being penalized.  We should encourage that. 

13 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Stay outta Big Baller Brand's lane...

 


who ever thought this was a good dora needs to be kicked in the nuts 

9 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Please try them on, Donnie.

 

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he couldn’t tie his shoe laces for $500 mil !

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Social media trying to start a trend that truck drivers will not deliver loads to NYC in support of Trump being penalized.  We should encourage that. 

lol. Idiots get fired for refusing to do job. 

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

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58 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Stay outta Big Baller Brand's lane...

 

Are these the legendary bone spur air Trump edition? 

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(Seinfeld sneaker reference)

Donald’s gettin’ upset!!! Donald hears the boos!

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Stay outta Big Baller Brand's lane...

 

Over-promised, under-delivered. 

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27 minutes ago, ohchaucer said:

(Seinfeld sneaker reference)

Donald’s gettin’ upset!!! Donald hears the boos!

Donald holds grudges!

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Social media trying to start a trend that truck drivers will not deliver loads to NYC in support of Trump being penalized.  We should encourage that. 

I'm sure the non-MAGA drivers are behind it, because if dipshits start turning down loads, rates will go up for the dudes that do take them.

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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I'm sure the non-MAGA drivers are behind it, because if dipshits start turning down loads, rates will go up for the dudes that do take them.

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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

https://gettrumpsneakers.com

Just...man.  $500 a pair and you are "limited" to only 3 pairs.  What the fuck. 

 

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Suzy fucking Green wouldn't wear those ugly fuckers.

But, by next week Dotard will claim that he's got the best selling shoe ever...move over Jordan. 

He and mypillow guy are more similar than different.

40 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I'm sure the non-MAGA drivers are behind it, because if dipshits start turning down loads, rates will go up for the dudes that do take them.


they’re all talk, no action 

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


they’re all talk, no action 

All hat (red, made in China), no cattle.

Please try them on, Donnie.
 
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They make size 7 mens?
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3 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Stay outta Big Baller Brand's lane...

 

Sneaker “con,” indeed.

Surprised they have laces and not Velcro straps. 

These shoes have 2.5 inch lifts in them like all of Don’s shoes right?

6 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Stay outta Big Baller Brand's lane...

 

His handlers got some 'splainin' to do. How often is he ever allowed to go in front of a potentially hostile crowd? The huge crowd of rabid of supporters wherever he goes very calculated image is a major part of his appeal. They chose Philly for that shit?

Imagine waking up from a 10 year coma. And reading that, and then reading that Donald Fucking Trump is running away with the republican nomination. 
Now imagine being upset when Obama fumbled a salute because he had a coffee cup in his hand.
1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

His handlers got some 'splainin' to do. How often is he ever allowed to go in front of a potentially hostile crowd? The huge crowd of rabid of supporters wherever he goes very calculated image is a major part of his appeal. They chose Philly for that shit?

The president of Sneaker Con is a Trump donor it seens

https://penncapital-star.com/campaigns-elections/trump-makes-surprise-appearance-at-sneaker-con-in-philadelphia/

2 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Undoubtedly his line of shoes for landscapers will fare much better.

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Which pathetic Repube is spotted wearing a pair out in public first? 
 

Cruz?

Gump?

Stefanik? 
 

Lady Bugs? 
 

Gums Scott? 
 

Qari? 

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1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Which pathetic Repube is spotted wearing a pair out in public first? 
 

Cruz?

Gump?

Stefanik? 
 

Lady Bugs? 
 

Gums Scott? 
 

Qari? 

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7 hours ago, tchookem said:
On 2/16/2024 at 2:33 PM, Red Five said:
Imagine waking up from a 10 year coma. And reading that, and then reading that Donald Fucking Trump is running away with the republican nomination. 

Now imagine being upset when Obama fumbled a salute because he had a coffee cup in his hand.

That was about the closest we got to a scandal in the Obama administration. They were trying so hard. Still are.

Actually, the 11+ years of Obama/Biden/Harris have been remarkably scandal free, aside from the made up stuff. Trump banging a porn star and paying her hush money was like #12 on the list of four years of Dotard/Pence.

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1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

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Noble that kid wanted to mow the grass at the White House, but he did a shit job of it.

 

 

Which pathetic Repube is spotted wearing a pair out in public first? 
 
Cruz?
Gump?
Stefanik? 
 
Lady Bugs? 
 
Gums Scott? 
 
Qari? 

Marge is doing crossfit in her custom made 6 toe version right now.

I like how the republican argument now for the crazy shit that comes out of Dotard's mouth is pretty much "Don't listen to what he says, just vote for him." Oh, ok. Ron Turner was just doing it on MTP, and that's now Lindsey Graham's go-to. "Oh you can't listen to what he says...."

Meanwhile, Biden stumbles over a word, and "Disqualified!!". 

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I like how the republican argument now for the crazy shit that comes out of Dotard's mouth is pretty much "Don't listen to what he says, just vote for him." Oh, ok. Ron Turner was just doing it on MTP, and that's now Lindsey Graham's go-to. "Oh you can't listen to what he says...."

Meanwhile, Biden stumbles over a word, and "Disqualified!!". 

Every Republican accusation is a confession. 

44 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Noble that kid wanted to mow the grass at the White House, but he did a shit job of it.

 

 

Apropos of the WH occupant at that time. 

47 minutes ago, Red Five said:

That was about the closest we got to a scandal in the Obama administration. They were trying so hard. Still are.

Actually, the 11+ years of Obama/Biden/Harris have been remarkably scandal free, aside from the made up stuff. Trump banging a porn star and paying her hush money was like #12 on the list of four years of Dotard/Pence.

The Obama years were especially delicious because the frustration at not being able to get him in trouble for ANYTHING was palpable.

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