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Hell yeah
 

Putin - You should change Dulles Airport to Trump. His agents made life difficult for us Soviets

GQP - Hell yes! Your commie interests align with our own - first Reagan Airport. Now Trump Airport. Jesus Airport in Baltimore!
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25 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

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Okay, so there was no music.  And we're just not talking about the fact that he didn't do the double-handed jerk-off move.  Just the one-hand, because they were talking about children?  Who, you know...have smaller genitals.  Somebody please tell me what in the ever living fuck is going on 'cause i'm freaking the fuck out.  I know he sexually molested Ivanka but is this like an pre-teen micro dick Eric thing, or?  

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3 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

He is absolutely perfect as a House troll, and I hope he doesn't preemptively end his career by trying to be more than that.

This. Don’t think your internet popularity among the left is going to translate into a winning senate or gov campaign in Florida. It’s not going to.

He has a great role in the House right now and could be in line for a committee chair in 2025 

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Your week ending market update from Bullneck Securities.  Our current recommendation is "SELL." 

At the rate this is tanking in 8 more trading sessions the value will be $0.01:

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28 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

I know this might make me pathetic, but the day Donald Trump dies might be the best day of my life that I have to look forward to.  I am already married and have had all the kids I’m going to have.  My children are wonderful and I’m sure will often do things over the next 2 decades that will bring me much joy, but nothing that will make me happier than knowing Trump is gone forever.  I don’t really care if they get married and I don’t expect to live long enough to get grandkids.  I don’t expect to complete any personal or career achievements that will eclipse Trumps death in terms of how happy it will make me.  I hate that motherfucker so much.  His existence is akin to having sticker burrs lining my asshole.

It does not make you pathetic.  It doesn't even make you bad.  There are just people throughout history we are right in celebrating the demise of.  It's how good v. evil works.  Not saying I'm good or you're good.  Just that he's a humungous bag of shit who has already almost, and may still, topple the greatest Republic the world has ever known.  Oh, and caused the death of about a million people to boot.  There is no shame in celebrating his demise.  We'll have some people that get upset at our jovial celebration, but fuck 'em...I'll come heavy.  

He is going to die this Autumn/Winter.  My biggest worry is how hard I'm gonna party at my old age and attempt to stay clean & sober.  We need to make a doodle poll or signup link deal where we all agree to look after one another so like one person gets to shoot fireworks and binge drink and put champagne-laced cocaine up their ass while somebody keeps an eye on them and then we switch out (not the ass thing) and the next person watches sober as the other person goes fucking nuts.  And we're gonna need a lot of strippers.  And maybe a clown.  And a firetruck.  And a boat.  Or like one of those fire station boats that puts out maritime fires.  And a donkey.  That can drive a boat but can also hold its liquor.  And a girl named Sheila.  Or a goat named Sheila.  And a bunch of gauze.  And condoms.  And $2 bills.  And some chapstick and nasal spray.  But mostly $2 bills.  And the gauze.  And the chicks.  

Think about the Uber surge-pricing that night?  I should start a one-week "Trump is Dead" ride-share platform that week.  We could name our price and people will pay it gladly and tip generously.  "click share, standard, or premium."  and then "click here to bring your own hooker, fireworks, air pistol, craft cocktail, syringe, or live squirrel for 15% more."  

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18 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

I know this might make me pathetic, but the day Donald Trump dies might be the best day of my life that I have to look forward to.  I am already married and have had all the kids I’m going to have.  My children are wonderful and I’m sure will often do things over the next 2 decades that will bring me much joy, but nothing that will make me happier than knowing Trump is gone forever.  I don’t really care if they get married and I don’t expect to live long enough to get grandkids.  I don’t expect to complete any personal or career achievements that will eclipse Trumps death in terms of how happy it will make me.  I hate that motherfucker so much.  His existence is akin to having sticker burrs lining my asshole.

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21 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

I know this might make me pathetic, but the day Donald Trump dies might be the best day of my life that I have to look forward to.  I am already married and have had all the kids I’m going to have.  My children are wonderful and I’m sure will often do things over the next 2 decades that will bring me much joy, but nothing that will make me happier than knowing Trump is gone forever.  I don’t really care if they get married and I don’t expect to live long enough to get grandkids.  I don’t expect to complete any personal or career achievements that will eclipse Trumps death in terms of how happy it will make me.  I hate that motherfucker so much.  His existence is akin to having sticker burrs lining my asshole.

I would prefer he drop dead right now, but kicking it in right after getting his ass kicked in the election would also work.  Biden could come on global TV and declare a worldwide holiday in celebration. 

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Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

I would prefer he drop dead right now, but kicking it in right after getting his ass kicked in the election would also work.  Biden could come on global TV and declare a worldwide holiday in celebration. 

I wonder what his funeral will look like. If you're, say, Obama, how hard would that be to even attend and attempt to put on a sad face? Does Hillary have to go with Bill? 

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2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I wonder what his funeral will look like. If you're, say, Obama, how hard would that be to even attend and attempt to put on a sad face? Does Hillary have to go with Bill? 

No one with any integrity is attending that piece of shit’s funeral.  His damn kids probably won’t even attend.

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I know the preferred choice is him dropping dead before the election but how sweet would it be for him to be in prison after another Biden ass kicking and him seeing a viral recording of Pete Davidson plowing Melania & Ivanka to orgasmic bliss?

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It would be too dangerous for Obama or Biden, maybe even Clinton and W.  Even if the deplorables aren’t allowed at the actual service, you know they will be around doing their dumb shit and will be all emo. 

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Last few posts raise an interesting point.  Bush, Clinton, and Obama would still do the standup thing and attend and put their gameface on in the spirit of bipartisan honor.  Like to the church ceremony (either FL or NYC) itself which is easy to close off.  But I would think none of them would walk through the Rotunda if he ends up lying in state because of the massive security risk it would present to them by the thousands of fucking lunatics that would be in and around such an affair.  And then the actual burial into the ground, that would be tempting to show up and mock, but I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.  Because there's gonna be way too many violent psychopaths there just looking for a protestor to hurt.  Not worth it all.  But the security risks will be like  nothing America has ever seen.  My plan is to go celebrate at the Texas Capitol and then start my bender but even then, you'll have some open carry mourners just looking to start some shit and I don't know that trust DPS that much.  

But yeah, I think the former Presidents show up to the 'church ceremony' which I'll give everything I own to any MAGA lunatic that can even name Trump's denomination let alone which church he attends on the reg.  Then his batshit crew tailgates to line up to view his body in state.  And I gotta feeling something bad happens at the actual burial proceeding either at the family plot in NYC or some turn hole burial plot at one of his golf courses.  The real issue, as we've discussed, is obviously massive celebrations will break out all over the country that will make Mardi Gras look like the an SAT prep-course.  And you'll have some MAGA folks just driving around looking to 'avenge' his name and hurt people they feel are disrespecting their false messiah.  But I still think there's a way to arrange a false-flag arrangement in many cities where they just end up shooting each other instead of real Americans.  I'm still pissed off at myself for not being able to figure out how to do it.  

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3 hours ago, Underdog said:

I know the preferred choice is him dropping dead before the election but how sweet would it be for him to be in prison after another Biden ass kicking and him seeing a viral recording of Pete Davidson plowing Melania & Ivanka to orgasmic bliss?

When you say Pete Davidson, you mean Hunter Biden, right?

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3 hours ago, Underdog said:

I know the preferred choice is him dropping dead before the election but how sweet would it be for him to be in prison after another Biden ass kicking and him seeing a viral recording of Pete Davidson plowing Melania & Ivanka to orgasmic bliss?

What’s happened to Pete Davidson that he’d ever settle for those skanks? Make it Michael Cohen. Or better yet, Hunter Biden.

I see atomheartbevo had the same thought. 

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7 hours ago, Underdog said:

I know the preferred choice is him dropping dead before the election but how sweet would it be for him to be in prison after another Biden ass kicking and him seeing a viral recording of Hunter Biden's massive cock Pete Davidson plowing Melania & Ivanka to orgasmic bliss?

FIFY

 

 

[edit] Damnit, atomheartbevo already beat me to it.

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No one with any integrity is attending that piece of shit’s funeral.  His damn kids probably won’t even attend.

Melanie’s book release will be at the exact same time!
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What’s happened to Pete Davidson that he’d ever settle for those skanks? Make it Michael Cohen. Or better yet, Hunter Biden.
I see atomheartbevo had the same thought. 

Why would Pete fuck Michael Cohen.
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It's crazy what's going on the trump bond. Further investigation and journalism have turned up some crazy shit that no mere middle class person would never have access to:

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The little-known insurance company that rescued Donald Trump by providing a last-minute $175 million bank fraud bond isn’t just unlicensed in New York; it hasn’t even been vetted by a voluntary state entity that would verify it meets minimum “eligibility standards” to prove financial stability.

Perhaps even more troubling, the legal document from Knight Specialty Insurance Company doesn’t actually promise it will pay the money if the former president loses his $464 million bank fraud case on appeal. Instead, it says Trump will pay, negating the whole point of an insurance company guarantee, according to three legal and bond experts who reviewed the contract for The Daily Beast.

“This is not common… the only reason this would be done is to limit the liability to the surety,” said N. Alex Hanley, an expert in how companies appeal enormous judgments.

These two points, noted here for the first time, validate the New York attorney general’s concerns that Trump is trying to avoid a financial punishment that could be catastrophic to his riches and reputation.

“There are many questions here, and that short piece of paper gives very little comfort,” said Maria T. Vullo, who was formerly New York’s top financial regulator.

“I believe this paper isn’t worth much and there are more shenanigans behind it,” said one former regulator, who’s intimately familiar with industry norms but spoke only on condition of anonymity.

So trump is pushing a week past his bond date, has submitted a false and fraudulent bond that doesn't do what he says it does, and is facing zero fucking consequences for it.

 

There's a different set of rules and laws for you if you're rich enough. It's fucking enraging.

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15 minutes ago, Captainant said:

It's crazy what's going on the trump bond. Further investigation and journalism have turned up some crazy shit that no mere middle class person would never have access to:

So trump is pushing a week past his bond date, has submitted a false and fraudulent bond that doesn't do what he says it does, and is facing zero fucking consequences for it.

 

There's a different set of rules and laws for you if you're rich enough. It's fucking enraging.

Except Trump ain't getting away with much here. And the fact is no middle class person is going to get hit with a 454m judgment. 

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