Jump to content

This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out


Vic Mackey

Recommended Posts

On 11/9/2021 at 7:47 AM, Helobious said:

Basketball players give soccer players a real run for their money when it comes to softest athletes.

We have a guy that plays basketball with us regularly that gets “hurt” multiple times each time we play (3x per week at lunch). He will drag his foot or leg around like it will fall off if he moves it. Or he will hang his limp arm down like a wounded killdeer. He will do this for a couple of minutes until he is miraculously healed and blows right past you on the next possession.

We had a new guy start playing with us a couple of weeks ago who witnessed this firsthand. He was all concerned about the “hurt” guy because he is the one that caused the scene. I told him not to worry about it because he will be more than fine in a minute or two. Sure enough he recovered to only flail around a bit later. The new guy was not amused.

One day he will get hurt and no one will notice or care because of all of the false alarms.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 11/12/2021 at 8:13 PM, mininghorn88 said:

We have a guy that plays basketball with us regularly that gets “hurt” multiple times each time we play (3x per week at lunch). He will drag his foot or leg around like it will fall off if he moves it. Or he will hang his limp arm down like a wounded killdeer. He will do this for a couple of minutes until he is miraculously healed and blows right past you on the next possession.

We had a new guy start playing with us a couple of weeks ago who witnessed this firsthand. He was all concerned about the “hurt” guy because he is the one that caused the scene. I told him not to worry about it because he will be more than fine in a minute or two. Sure enough he recovered to only flail around a bit later. The new guy was not amused.

One day he will get hurt and no one will notice or care because of all of the false alarms.

You need to clothesline the fuck out of that guy

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.



×
×
  • Create New...