cornhole...

[Kyrie Eleison 9,246]

serious bidness.

 

['stache 21,489]

"Where you'll be in 20 years..."

Nope.  I'm not a white trash idiot, and never will be.

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

Worst named game ever. If ya can't heft a horseshoe go sit with the rest of the ladies.

[DigglerontheHoof 20,449]

Know some dudes who are nationally ranked players or something stupid like that.  Every one of them is an ignorant redneck piece of shit. 

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

Know some dudes who are nationally ranked players or something stupid like that.  Every one of them is an ignorant redneck piece of shit. 

Yeah,  but there are millions of otherwise normal, well adjusted college kids falling prey to this insidious, emasculating game every weekend.

[next2naus 436]

real men play washers

[crash_davis 23,038]

the russians have won.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,534]

That whole group looks to be in perfect cornhole playing shape. I'll give them credit though, didn't look like a drop of beer was spilled.

[El Diablo 4,232]

3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Know some dudes who are nationally ranked players or something stupid like that.  Every one of them is an ignorant redneck piece of shit. 

is there a cornhole circuit? National Finals? Top Cornholer?

[Chad Fuck 17,259]

This is ridiculous.

[Beau Vine 53,625]

 

[Mez2 4,010]

this shit was being televised on one of the espn channels yesterday. i saw about 4 minutes of it and was upset i couldnt get those 4 minutes of my life back. it's title sponsor was johnsonville brats and pretty much what you imagine.

you know that scene in 'kingpin' when Ishmael is like "it's kind of intimidating being in the presence of so many great athletes". that's pretty much summed it up

[Tyler Durden 132]

That lady’s voice was the worst thing about that video.

[Jhawk 1,075]

4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Know some dudes who are nationally ranked players or something stupid like that.  Every one of them is an ignorant redneck piece of shit. 

The bookkeeper at the family biz is actually top 10 in horseshoes.  He pretty much organizes the regional tournament each year.  I think he was ranked #1 at some point in the last 5 years but usually is sitting in the 5-8 range.  Crazy world to think there is national rankings for lawn games.

 

Edit... Just asked him.  Currently not in the top 10 but was inducted into the HoF in 1998.

Edited May 7, 2018 by Jhawk

[Sawbonz 26,735]

Rectum

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,765]

I'm assuming that his bookkeeper job was just a hobby.  Surly he could support himself playing professional horseshoes.

[Kennythetiger 9,271]

"Git."

[DigglerontheHoof 20,449]

1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

is there a cornhole circuit? National Finals? Top Cornholer?

I guess.  I know these dudes through a friend of mine who shares dock space with them on a local lake.  I've never cared to look into it but they seem to take it pretty seriously...lot of travel to tourneys and shit like that.  

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,534]

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'm assuming that his bookkeeper job was just a hobby.  Surly he could support himself playing professional horseshoes.

The big money comes in from all the sponsors

[WBT 20,131]

6 hours ago, next2naus said:

real men play washers

Damn right.  It's a damn shame the way that yankee game is infiltrating tailgates across the state

Edited May 7, 2018 by WBT

[deadshank 24,644]

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Rectum

Rectum hell!!  Damn near kilt him.

[Llano Estacado 1,257]

This is ridiculous.

Fuck the tournament? All right, I can see you don't want to be cheered up here, Dude. Come on Donny, let's go get us a lane.

[GSU&UT 1,798]

4 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

"Git."

Holy shit, that whole video was perfectly distilled SEC fandom. The GIT took it to eleven.

[El Diablo 4,232]

6 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'm assuming that his bookkeeper job was just a hobby.  Surly he could support himself playing professional horseshoes.

Has he been banned from league play for being a ringer?

[Steel Shank 9,325]

10 hours ago, next2naus said:

real men play washers

this

[markstanco 12,424]

I played some yard game a few weeks ago I liked.

You take this cylinder about knee high with the circumference of about a 55 gallon drum. Team game. Throw a frisbee towards it and you can let it go in for max points or teammate can slam dunk it for a point less.

[ERhine 1,894]

I played some yard game a few weeks ago I liked.

You take this cylinder about knee high with the circumference of about a 55 gallon drum. Team game. Throw a frisbee towards it and you can let it go in for max points or teammate can slam dunk it for a point less.

[Angry Gorilla 1,747]

Kan Jam my man

[Bogeywon 2,518]

I hate this fucking game and all my neighbors play it all night in the summer. I suck at it because i hate it

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,728]

I crush aluminum cans with my boot and throw them at a trash can. That’s a manly game.  

Edited May 10, 2018 by Judge Roybeanbag

[Newdoc 3,421]

On 5/10/2018 at 2:37 PM, Bogeywon said:

I hate this fucking game and all my neighbors play it all night in the summer. I hate it because i suck at it.

Fify

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4,956]

On 5/7/2018 at 10:54 AM, next2naus said:

real men play washers

The real question is one hole or three hole.

[Equinox 95]

We will stop this tournament!

[BrickHorn 17,983]

[Al_4_ISU 12,199]

Beer ball > corn hole

[SKJ 1,298]

Seems like the redneck bocce.

All the fat fucks I knew once upon a Time played bocce.

Most had courts in their yards

[Bat Guano 359]

On 5/10/2018 at 6:49 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I crush aluminum cans with my boot on my head and throw them at a trash can. That’s a manly game.  

Fixed. If you want the second sentence to be true, that is.

[next2naus 436]

On 5/13/2018 at 7:12 AM, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

The real question is one hole or three hole.

One hole, we are not commies

[Sawbonz 26,735]

Your mom likes 3 hole

 

[Incredulity 11,141]

About five years ago a buddy of mine talked me into playing in some Memorial Day cornhole booze fest tournament.  Sounded like a decent idea as I had fun playing the occasional game during family gatherings.  HOLY SHIT, what a douchefest.  The final straw was the dude who had a metal framed elbow brace and knee braces.  Way too serious.

[lateshow 1,303]

It annoys me that "cornhole" has become the widely accepted name for this game. It's fucking baggo you yankee fucksticks. 

[Tired of Lurking 637]

I prefer playing Toss Across. That shit needs to make a comeback since we are all about 90's nostalgia and shit.

[irishtexan 11,413]

Those dudes were super bad at fighting. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,765]

I thought cornhole was something aggy did at night in the corps dorm

[Mileslong 4,663]

real men play washers

 

Correct, keg, washers and tunes. Preferably old country music.

 

Cornhole is the worst named game ever, why not just call it “buttfuck” “Hey guys, wanna go buttfuck after school today?”

 

Never thought I would write that sentence in my lifetime...

['stache 21,489]

I thought cornhole was something aggy did at night in the corps dorm

It’s both?

[utee94 15,671]

On 5/10/2018 at 4:37 PM, Bogeywon said:

I hate this fucking game and all my neighbors play it all night in the summer. I suck at it because i hate it

Introduce them to washers.  Or better yet, horseshoes.

[WBT 20,131]

On 5/13/2018 at 6:12 AM, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

The real question is one hole or three hole.

One hole.  Have to see daylight for a leaner.  No Brenham rules.

Edited May 19, 2018 by WBT

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,765]

Introduce them to washers.  Or better yet, horseshoes.

Or women

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,728]

13 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

 

Or women

 

Bite your tongue, sir.  Or reread your username.  I’ve never been fucked over by a horseshoe.