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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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6 hours ago, 6th Street said:

In the last 2 years A&M donors stupidly opened their wallets for the "best class ever" which fell apart immediately, followed by footing a record $75M buyout for Jimbo Fisher. 

And now this guy wants them to pay up for a stupid plaque and a chance to watch Elko shovel shitty banquet food down his mouth?

To be honest I’d donate $50 to see how much food he can eat and how quickly he can shove it down his gullet out of pure curiosity. 

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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Lol lol lol ... I am most intrigued by

- "Horse laugh" and 

- Sit down bus driver

😂  😂  😂 

 

 

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

Lol lol lol ... I am most intrigued by

- "Horse laugh" and 

- Sit down bus driver

😂  😂  😂 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Irrespective of aggy's dumbassery, the idea that there are four QBs in CFB right now that are better pro prospects than Quinn is fucking comical. Cam Ward? Raiola? Sure thing, guys who ranked Ryan Leaf, Trey Lance, Tim Couch, JaMarcus Russell, Zach Wilson, and Bryce Young at or near the top of their draft classes

12 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Imagine being a fat, borderline obese white insurance salesman who lives in Cypress, Texas and who uses "Top G" when trying to converse with other people. 

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Irrespective of aggy's dumbassery, the idea that there are four QBs in CFB right now that are better pro prospects than Quinn is fucking comical. Cam Ward? Raiola? Sure thing, guys who ranked Ryan Leaf, Trey Lance, Tim Couch, JaMarcus Russell, Zach Wilson, and Bryce Young at or near the top of their draft classes

Yeah why isn’t aggy QB getting love? This is like Reggie Real Deal McNeal all over again.

They seem to have a decent idea of how bad utsa is. Why can’t they have the same level of understanding for how bad Florida is?  Or that 3 tds is fewer than 5 tds?  

It's going to be a shitload of fun watching people who came to sentience after aggy left, discover aggy is way weirder than they thought. 

Horse laugh is referring to the sound of a horse farting. aggy doesn't boo, because they are "classy", so they hiss and mimic a horse fart instead. 

  I forget whatever bullshit they say about Sit Down Bus Driver, but it's something equally stupid. 

4 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Lol lol lol ... I am most intrigued by

- "Horse laugh" and 

- Sit down bus driver

😂  😂  😂 

 

 

 

 

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4 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Lol lol lol ... I am most intrigued by

- "Horse laugh" and 

- Sit down bus driver

😂  😂  😂 

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1 hour ago, campcrunk said:

Irrespective of aggy's dumbassery, the idea that there are four QBs in CFB right now that are better pro prospects than Quinn is fucking comical. Cam Ward? Raiola? Sure thing, guys who ranked Ryan Leaf, Trey Lance, Tim Couch, JaMarcus Russell, Zach Wilson, and Bryce Young at or near the top of their draft classes

Leaf could have been great, but he was an amazing mix of cunt and asshole.  Basically, he was a giant taint. 

How dare you not know what "military" is, back to fishcamp for you

Whoop! Pay no attention to the creepy pacing behind them there is a perfectly good reason! as they explain on day 25

6 hours ago, linux said:

How dare you not know what "military" is, back to fishcamp for you

Whoop! Pay no attention to the creepy pacing behind them there is a perfectly good reason! as they explain on day 25

Any other group of people would have ditched that shit about the time it became possible to record moving images. 

Something is seriously wrong with those people.  aggie wonders why they are a laughing stock - look at yourselves.  You really can't write a more delusional, cult based society. Just WOW.

23 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Imagine being a fat, borderline obese white insurance salesman who lives in Cypress, Texas and who uses "Top G" when trying to converse with other people. 

No thank you.  That's level 10 for Dante

11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They seem to have a decent idea of how bad utsa is. Why can’t they have the same level of understanding for how bad Florida is?  Or that 3 tds is fewer than 5 tds?  

They know, but they would never admit it.

8 hours ago, linux said:

How dare you not know what "military" is, back to fishcamp for you

Whoop! Pay no attention to the creepy pacing behind them there is a perfectly good reason! as they explain on day 25

Jfc!

Hal Roach & Mel Brooks combined couldn’t make a comedy dumber than that clip.

16 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

Get over yourself.  Do you think the signature in his post is referencing a children's book?

I have literally never posted in the Cloak Room. For a reason.

FUCK YOU!

12 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They seem to have a decent idea of how bad utsa is. Why can’t they have the same level of understanding for how bad Florida is?  Or that 3 tds is fewer than 5 tds?  

Listen, man. Nobody walks into The Swamp in daylight and comes out with a win. I mean, unless they're playing Florida. 

10 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Listen, man. Nobody walks into The Swamp Kyle Field in daylight and comes out with a win. I mean, unless they're playing Florida A&M

 

Jfc!
Hal Roach & Mel Brooks combined couldn’t make a comedy dumber than that clip.

You know everyone, send Mel that clip.
2 minutes ago, Nivek said:


You know everyone, send Mel that clip.

I believe ArmyBrat was the inspiration for this book and movie.

The 2000 Year Old Man in the Year 2000 - Mel Brooks,Carl Reiner (Signed  Book)

10 hours ago, linux said:

How dare you not know what "military" is, back to fishcamp for you

Whoop! Pay no attention to the creepy pacing behind them there is a perfectly good reason! as they explain on day 25

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Lulz ... this is so good 😂  😂  😂.

 

 

Don't miss the second guy on the right ... :-))

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Grown ass idiots with Nazi haircuts dressed up as hillbillies making gang signs to get their cult gang to grunt and hump each other. What a time to be alive!

7 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Grown ass idiots with Nazi haircuts dressed up as hillbillies making gang signs to get their cult gang to grunt and hump each other. What a time to be alive!

That's a nazi haircut

14 hours ago, campcrunk said:

Irrespective of aggy's dumbassery, the idea that there are four QBs in CFB right now that are better pro prospects than Quinn is fucking comical. Cam Ward? Raiola? Sure thing, guys who ranked Ryan Leaf, Trey Lance, Tim Couch, JaMarcus Russell, Zach Wilson, and Bryce Young at or near the top of their draft classes

Yeah, that list is actually dumb.  It looks more like a ranking by Google trends.

1 hour ago, JBJ said:

Yeah, that list is actually dumb.  It looks more like a ranking by Google trends.

Niko, Raiola, and Arch especially. All of those guys hold the ball too long as new starters. They will all get better quickly, but I would take Quinn over all of them at this point.  

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1 hour ago, Mother mopar said:

That's a nazi haircut

Hitler had hair, so I guess any haricut can be a nazi haircut. Only bald men can be trusted. 

4 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz ... this is so good 😂  😂  😂.

 

 

Don't miss the second guy on the right ... :-))

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How does that incel not go back to his sheep pen and self-reflectt at how comically stupid he looked seeing the guy in front of him just stand there with obvious embarrassment while simultaneously wondering how regards like that actually exist outside of the Branch Davidians?

6 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz ... this is so good 😂  😂  😂.

 

 

Don't miss the second guy on the right ... :-))

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6 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Niko, Raiola, and Arch especially. All of those guys hold the ball too long as new starters. They will all get better quickly, but I would take Quinn over all of them at this point.  

You mean Marcel Reed right? He beat Florida by himself, stupid sip. 

7 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Niko, Raiola, and Arch especially. All of those guys hold the ball too long as new starters. They will all get better quickly, but I would take Quinn over all of them at this point.  

Given the way QBs develop (and frequently don't develop), I would consider laying pretty decent money on the eventually likelihood that at least three of the four guys they listed (Nico, Raiola, Ward, and yes, even Arch) will never be as good as Quinn, let alone better. If I was a gambler, that is

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Some of these guys, and the “bonfarr” poster in particular, with the “players don’t notice cheerleaders” notion and then talking about his experience in high school. Tell us more, Elton. 

Half of the fucking reason I played football was due to the cheerleaders and drill team. I’m quite certain I am not the only one. 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Some of these guys, and the “bonfarr” poster in particular, with the “players don’t notice cheerleaders” notion and then talking about his experience in high school. Tell us more, Elton. 

Half of the fucking reason I played football was due to the cheerleaders and drill team. I’m quite certain I am not the only one. 

yes, "might as well take away their milkman outfits and put them in those ghey sweaters"

so close to getting it

 

If: (football player sees pretty girls) leads to: (increased dopamine release) leads to: (enhanced football performance)

Then: they could just pull up pornhub on those tablets they use on the sidelines. This way they preserve cherished traditions and will be drowning in dopamine. Everybody wins.

 

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I’m impressed at the dichotomy of the guy that is a rebel and likes being different, and also likes that the yell leaders unify the crowd. 
 

the Jungian thing, sir. 

“If we had cheerleaders we wouldn’t be called a weird school….”

I guess that’s a step in the right direction but you still got a ways to go 

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Prissy milkmen leading swaying masses of skinheads through indecipherable chants while disinterested maroon mercenaries sleepwalk through another loss is just such a perfect aggy tradition. I hope they never change. 

Prissy milkmen leading swaying masses of skinheads


Man, if there was ever a better aggy related thread title just waiting to be claimed, I haven’t seen it!
1 hour ago, Hank Chinaski said:

If: (football player sees pretty girls) leads to: (increased dopamine release) leads to: (enhanced football performance)

Then: they could just pull up pornhub on those tablets they use on the sidelines. This way they preserve cherished traditions and will be drowning in dopamine. Everybody wins.

 

I'd need a few hours sleep after that. 

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One where they make you learn conjugatin' verbs and the team looses all the time. Their are plenty too chose from.

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1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

Prissy milkmen leading swaying masses of skinheads through indecipherable chants while disinterested maroon mercenaries sleepwalk through another loss is just such a perfect aggy tradition. I hope they never change. 

Poetry

4 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

Prissy milkmen leading swaying masses of skinheads through indecipherable chants while disinterested maroon mercenaries sleepwalk through another loss is just such a perfect aggy tradition. I hope they never change. 

Perfect post. 

Aggies arguing over how bad Florida is while watching them against Miss. State. I liked this:

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