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image.thumb.jpeg.f9b2bc7c880e2bcef7ebab296e94f2d5.jpegI’d love for Tarp to sketch out the path that turns this 7 win team that is losing their best players to the NFL and portal into a national championship contender in the offseason.

Anything is possible I guess, maybe Alabama’s entire roster transfers to college station after the playoff and I’ll look like a idiot for shitting on project 2024 

 

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image.thumb.jpeg.f9b2bc7c880e2bcef7ebab296e94f2d5.jpegI’d love for Tarp to sketch out the path that turns this 7 win team that is losing their best players to the NFL and portal into a national championship contender in the offseason.
Anything is possible I guess, maybe Alabama’s entire roster transfers to college station after the playoff and I’ll look like a idiot for shitting on project 2024 
 

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1 hour ago, UncleSonny said:


 

image.thumb.jpeg.f9b2bc7c880e2bcef7ebab296e94f2d5.jpegI’d love for Tarp to sketch out the path that turns this 7 win team that is losing their best players to the NFL and portal into a national championship contender in the offseason.

Anything is possible I guess, maybe Alabama’s entire roster transfers to college station after the playoff and I’ll look like a idiot for shitting on project 2024 

 

First of all, it's PLAN 2024.

Secondly, as we speak, the Elk sharpening his antlers for a glorious charge through the SEC in 2024. Come on Tarp, it's the off season now. Time to build the rubes back up. 

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9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wants elko to harden them up huh. Teach them about brotherhood, huh.

Yup, there’s a pending case involving those lessons in the corps. Maybe those dudes should come over as special assistants to the FB team. 

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Aggy working very hard to convince aggy that signing players from Youngstown State is antler sharpens antler type of stuff.
 
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If your player isn’t sec ready, next best thing is …..checks notes……Missouri valley conference ready. Probably win the heisman if he played in the bdf.
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I know some will say that they are becoming "self-aware" but that's incorrect. The deluded ones aren't writing the amusing dark humor so far posted here. The below should deflate some of their unwarranted arrogance about their place in the CFB world:

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But it won't. The person who wrote it likely always was sane. The guy he quotes is, no doubt, already finding a new frame for "the modern era of college football" where they weren't defeating the N. Vietnamese and content to be an all male institution.

To wit, mpaul:

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Interesting use of the plural form. Perhaps the one cell he started with multiplied, protected from the rays of the sun by its placement firmly in the sand.

Another with the misplaced sense of who they are even after the above comparison of records:

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The actual Texas Tech whipped your ass over and over during the last generation until you ran away from the BDF, bitch.

Now the Holy Sages show up to read from the scrolls.

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1 Any questioning of the status quo is disloyalty. Thus thou shalt recall that the Via Sacra Hwy 6 runs both ways.

2 Maybe he means Moops?

3 We were verily betrayed by our false brethren and denied attainment of that which is rightfully ours.

4 My friend, you will not find much football on QVC.

 

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This guy below is clearly one of the team of geniuses and top men who helped Bjork to his ground-breaking research on what comprises a winning program.

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I left out Colorado out of pity, but they've had better runs this century than A&M has. Otherwise, WTF is this guy doing lumping A&M with any of those programs and using, anywhere in the same passage, the word "too?"

And no, you haven't been close to anything a few times in living memory.

Whew, I thought nobody was going to do this:

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I'll let Kevin answer this.

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Credit to the amusing Aggies finding their way to Texags.

 

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On 12/16/2023 at 8:27 AM, JesusSweatDuck said:

Some Saturday brunch

 

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I damn near had a heart attack last night reading this.  I think my gummy was kicking in extra strong but the line, "I can already tell without reading that this is cringey".  I couldn't breath for 5+ mins I was laughing so hard.

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3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Poor Brauny. What a warrior. I mean the guy had to drive, watch football all day while texting and talking on the phone, then drive back. Literally nobody else in the history of the world has worked so hard in 16 hours. He drove! And watched football! And texted! And talked! Indoors!

You're forgetting the worst part.  He has to actually be thinking about aggy the whole time.

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