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Gary Patterson is a huge fat sweaty gaping pussy


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2 hours ago, Doak said:

2011: After SMU won in 2011 in Fort Worth, Gary went on to claim that they "will never help SMU again"...simply because he got his ass beat. https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/patterson-tcu-never-going-help-smu-ever-again-000100263.html

2019: SMU whips TCU

2020: Gary says this year that SMU never returned a phone call and TCU 'wanted to play SMU'. When in reality, SMU said they would even play the game in Fort Worth (game was supposed to be in Dallas) on a date of their choosing...even at the end of the year after conference play. Hence why Rashee Rice said TCU was scared to play SMU last year.

2021: SMU whips TCU. Gary says a SMU player took a helmet and literally bashed his 60 year old Assistant Coach in the head knocking him down and giving him a concussion. Utterly ridiculous and video proof has totally proved that was a false scenario by a mile. In reality, his own team knocked over the coach. He also claims the flag plant was a stunt that was coordinated well before the game, simply because a camera guy was following Rashee Rice to midfield. 

Dude has been a complainer his whole career. . Hope the Horns send GP packing once and for all.The dude is a washed up pansy.

Can't wait to see what Gary comes up with next year after SMU punks TCU in Dallas for a third straight time. They will be even better next year.

Rashee Rice sounds like a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.

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1 hour ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

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Take Bevo to Fort Worth so he can plant a special Texas marker … that ought to Kill’em.

Bevo (w/ assist from his handlers ) laid a wet, runny streak on Kyle Field in the final regular season game of the undefeated ( to that point)  1977/Earl Campbell season.

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2 hours ago, Doak said:

2011: After SMU won in 2011 in Fort Worth, Gary went on to claim that they "will never help SMU again"...simply because he got his ass beat. https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/patterson-tcu-never-going-help-smu-ever-again-000100263.html

2019: SMU whips TCU

2020: Gary says this year that SMU never returned a phone call and TCU 'wanted to play SMU'. When in reality, SMU said they would even play the game in Fort Worth (game was supposed to be in Dallas) on a date of their choosing...even at the end of the year after conference play. Hence why Rashee Rice said TCU was scared to play SMU last year.

2021: SMU whips TCU. Gary says a SMU player took a helmet and literally bashed his 60 year old Assistant Coach in the head knocking him down and giving him a concussion. Utterly Udderly ridiculous and video proof has totally proved that was a false scenario by a mile. In reality, his own team knocked over the coach. He also claims the flag plant was a stunt that was coordinated well before the game, simply because a camera guy was following Rashee Rice to midfield. 

Dude has been a complainer his whole career. . Hope the Horns send GP packing once and for all.The dude is a washed up pansy.

Can't wait to see what Gary comes up with next year after SMU punks TCU in Dallas for a third straight time. They will be even better next year.

FIFY

You're talking about Patterson.  Get it right.

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5 hours ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Patterson has been known to show up in bars in Fort Worth with his guitar and start playing without being asked.

He really thinks he is a good musician.

 

 

Jerry Jeff dropping in at Deep Eddy Cabaret at midnight = greatness.  Fat Pat dropping in anywhere, anytime = dysentery.

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I thought something was going wrong with my computer, but no, that was a whistling solo at 1:15...

Fort Worth's newest, hottest, sweatiest club is Fat Gary's. Delusion, colored wigs, Chik-Fil-A Bowl swag, forehead precipitation, weird acne, heart attacks, homoeroticism--this place has it all.

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3 hours ago, El Squared said:

Bevo (w/ assist from his handlers ) laid a wet, runny streak on Kyle Field in the final regular season game of the undefeated ( to that point)  1977/Earl Campbell season.

Unfortunately, the day Bevo took that dook at the Big XII championship, he wasn't the only one who shit all over the field.

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4 hours ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Fort Worth's newest, hottest, sweatiest club is Fat Gary's. Delusion, colored wigs, Chik-Fil-A Bowl swag, forehead precipitation, weird acne, heart attacks, homoeroticism--this place has it all.

bill hader snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

Well yes, has it all along with Roman J. Israel, Esq and a midget on a skateboard.

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5 minutes ago, TOR said:

Kind of looked like he lost some of that blubber.

 

Just to be contrarian.

He owes a pound of flesh each time he loses to either SMU or Texas. Wait until you see him after they win 1 more game all season. 

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