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9 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Surely, they’re more self aware than that. Right? 

WTF is Conner McQueen?

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Lmao 

"What are you basing this on?"

"Everything."

Haha.

LOL, at the end she was like oklahoma/oklahoma state, and they all jumped on that, YES.

She just can't see past the cult thinking

that was funny.  the kneejerk defensiveness was on full display.

1 hour ago, DoneWithit said:

Lmao 

Still wood. I don’t care. 

That said her money argument is very confusing. University endowments can be very easily researched. She could have looked it up on her phone before the segment. Also, she clearly doesn’t understand the 2/3 - 1/3 split of the PUF. 

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That is 100% aggie, her daddy is a very proud man tonight. I like how the dumb chick says "money", WTF. I wish one of those dudes had the info to destroy her although she would like just call him a sexist, tea sipping liar, take her ball and go home.

She is every A&M fan. So funny to see how dillusional she was when they called her on it. It was as if she had never heard that before. She kept saying... it's A&M and Texas. Can't even say A&M after Texas. LMAO

What a stupid twat.

a&m has more money? Geezus that girl is ignorant.

Remember when aggy always told us tay yew having more money meant nothing? Fun times. 

Austin is Austin.  The University of Texas is a special place.  Bryan/College Station are some twin city shit holes.  Money for nothing, glory holes for free.  

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

The New Amesterdam vodka is all I need to know about atm in that picture 

Aggy really needs to compare themselves to Tech in the state. Although in football   Texas Tech leads the series in the modern era (1957-2011) with a 29-25-1 advantage

soooo maybe uh or tcu

Ummmmm Baylor 

ok Rice 

Crossposting from the baseball board

What the gif doesn't show is that the throw in from the RF apparently got away from the cutoff man which is why the runner initially stopped when rounding 3rd then restarted and ran home.

She was dumb on so many levels.

"I'm not going to sit here and try to prove you wrong. You're just wrong." Withering intellect and devastating command of facts she has there.

She literally couldn't think of anything to say except for money, which isn't even true.  She just kept repeating her assertion.  She was so offended to be compared to Georgia Tech... that's a pretty good school actually.  She just doesn't know anything.  

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4 hours ago, DoneWithit said:

Lmao 

She obviously should've whipped out the numerous top 4 finishes aggy has had in football, baseball, and basketball.

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That dumb cunt is perfect example of aggy. Everyone laughs, chuckles & makes fun of them and they just keep on proving how much of dipshits they are.
Everyone laughs at them.

Watching that clip just reminds me of how dulisional aggys are. It's as if they believe they can speak it into existence. I've known people that were actually pro Texas before they attended fish camp, only to come out with a hatred for Texas that was never there before. It has to be a cult. 

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2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Hey, guys, let's give aggy credit. They have obviously matured as a program. They were able to wait until number four on a list before bringing up the obscure fact that they joined the SEC

I just loved that SHE brought up ou/osu as support for her argument and the guys agreed with her 

2 hours ago, RabidM said:

She literally couldn't think of anything to say except for money, which isn't even true.  She just kept repeating her assertion.  She was so offended to be compared to Georgia Tech... that's a pretty good school actually.  She just doesn't know anything.  

Georgia Tech won the national championship in 1990. A&M would kill to have something like that in their hall of champions. 

14 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Here is the secret: what actually happens matters not at all. A&M fans are never discouraged by bad results, beating them never shuts them up. So if you are waiting around for them to be put in their place you will be waiting so long as people still play the game of football. The best you will ever get is their misery during the actual game or the short period of time the national media notices they failed again. But this will be very short and they will be back to strutting and bragging and proclaiming the eternal future glory of A&M very quickly.

 

 

Not losing to Texas each year is an automatic winning season....in their eyes.  Whoop.

1 hour ago, williemackgarza said:

That dumb cunt is perfect example of aggy. Everyone laughs, chuckles & makes fun of them and they just keep on proving how much of dipshits they are.
Everyone laughs at them.
 

Kind of like one of the political parties.

7 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Georgia Tech won the national championship in 1990. A&M would kill to have something like that in their hall of champions. 

Or pay off 

7 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Georgia Tech won the national championship in 1990. A&M would kill to have something like that in their hall of champions. 

And since 1990, GaTech also has runner up finishes in baseball and basketball.  Comparing them to A&M is an insult to GaTech.

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At least they replaced the jizz jars with vodka.
Vodka distilled from jizz! Whoop!
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Watching that clip just reminds me of how dulisional aggys are. It's as if they believe they can speak it into existence. I've known people that were actually pro Texas before they attended fish camp, only to come out with a hatred for Texas that was never there before. It has to be a cult. 
It's aggy not "aggys". Like sheep and shrimp aggy is both singular and plural.



"There is no one in this universe that didn't go to Texas a&m that thinks Texas and Texas A&M are on the same level"

 

19 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

It's aggy not "aggys". Like sheep and shrimp aggy is both singular and plural.


 

You're better than this, flim. Ain't but one g in agi. Ain't no y in agi. 

12 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Not losing to Texas each year is an automatic winning season....in their eyes.  Whoop.

I don't think you can put a price on this. It's the single-best thing that's ever happened to A&M. A&M is a fat person who is obsessed with her weight but who got rid of her bathroom scale and isn't shy about telling everyone how happy she now that she's the perfect weight.

Think of the evolution like this. The single purpose of A&M to an Aggie is to be better than Texas. They rarely were. They lost to us all the time in everything they cared about, meaning their purpose was totally fruitless. 

Now, the purpose hasn't changed but they practically never have to deal with objective evidence of their failure. Even when we finish with a better record in football and are ranked higher, we didn't play them or the same schedule so they can still claim to have been superior, adjusting for difficulty.

This has been the A&M fallback dream all along. It will never change. They'll never want to play us in football because deep down they're much happier being able to say they're better than they would be with risking finding out the truth. They're happy enough with the delusion that they won't risk having it punctured. 

The deepest darkest secret: A&M fans are relieved they didn't have to play us in 2012. Not because they think they'd have lost to us, but because they're terrified they might have. 

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Georgia Tech won the national championship in 1990. A&M would kill to have something like that in their hall of champions. 


And since 1990, GaTech also has runner up finishes in baseball and basketball.  Comparing them to A&M is an insult to GaTech.


Georgia tech is also an excellent academic institution, with an acceptance rate of 33%. Georgia tech is better than A&M in almost every way except for $$.

Its crazy how all aggy are alike. I could've said the same thing to a typical aggy in my town and they would've reacted the same way.

11 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Georgia tech is better than A&M in almost every way except for $$.

 

 

 

I don’t think even in money.

You can’t really tell for sure because they lie and misrepresent every single number they publish. But I’m pretty sure now that the Capitol campaign won’t be in their books any more, even that money farce will go away.

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Meh, they’ll claim Buc-ee’s Gross revenue when that happens, and maybe the GDP of Dubai, or wherever that sand aggy satellite school is.

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A&M is a fat person who is obsessed with her weight but who got rid of her bathroom scale and isn't shy about telling everyone how happy she now that she's the perfect weight.


This is perfect, not only because it 100% demonstrates how aggy has dealt with leaving the big 12 ("I don't need to prove anything to anyone because I can see for myself that I'm better than I was before"), and also because it sounds like something an aggy woman would do.
17 hours ago, TexasGolf said:

Aggy really needs to compare themselves to Tech in the state. Although in football   Texas Tech leads the series in the modern era (1957-2011) with a 29-25-1 advantage

soooo maybe uh or tcu

Ummmmm Baylor 

ok Rice 

UH has finished in the top 4 in all 3 major sports since WWII, aggy zero. aggy can’t hold Cougars’ jock straps in sports.

1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

A&M is a fat person who is obsessed with her weight but who got rid of her bathroom scale and isn't shy about telling everyone how happy she now that she's the perfect weight.. 

You would be amazed at how many aggy women I know who are obsessed with their weight, but got rid of their bathroom scales and aren't shy about telling everyone how happy they are now that they are the perfect weight.

It's like you've opened a window into the soul of Bryan/College Station.

23 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

You would be amazed at how many aggy women I know who are obsessed with their weight, but got rid of their bathroom scales and aren't shy about telling everyone how happy they are now that they are the perfect weight.

It's like you've opened a window into the soul of Bryan/College Station.

I could have invented Facebook or written a song like Angel From Montgomery or created the Simpsons. Instead, I understand Aggies perfectly and post about it on the Internet. Ah well.

I could have invented Facebook or written a song like Angel From Montgomery or created the Simpsons. Instead, I understand Aggies perfectly and post about it on the Internet. Ah well.
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