Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 91.2k
  • Views 9.6m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

41 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggy giving Nick hard time, but it’s kind of backfiring….secsec hates them some aggy!

 

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/poor-nick/102529003/

This one got me. 

Poor Dumbo Fisher and his cult. There is a big fat target on them. Every team that plays them is going to give 110% effort and the NCAA is going to set up residence in Coward Station. They gonna get the dirt.  
I wish my team was going to get a crack at them this fall. It would be so sweet to see what Kirby and the Dawgs would do a cheating pack of weirdos like A&M

5 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggy giving Nick hard time, but it’s kind of backfiring….secsec hates them some aggy!

 

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/poor-nick/102529003/

Claiming NIL "leveled the playing field" is silly. It didn't level anything, it just skewed it toward the schools whose fan bases prefer tax deductions on their bag game. 

Of course, Nick is full of complete horseshit.  But still, the aggy airing of grievances after his remarks is going to be awesome.

Dang ol' Nick Saban man I tell you what, all b.s. talk man and know it's them dang ol' sips man

If the aggies just bent the rules a little bit in a smart way like everyone else nobody would care. But they just have to be flashy about everything and draw attention. Of course everyone notices when you're so blatant. And they're pissed because you're the idiot that ruins it for everyone else.

My money is on Saban. He's not going to say something unless he can back it up. He's got street cred to spare. 

18 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

If the aggies just bent the rules a little bit in a smart way like everyone else nobody would care. But they just have to be flashy about everything and draw attention. Of course everyone notices when you're so blatant. And they're pissed because you're the idiot that ruins it for everyone else.

Flashy? aggy would never. 

Spoiler

scepter.0.gif

41b7ec06d931fdf898b46ef383b0ac46.jpg

 

Eric-Dickerson-2.png

 

1dbc5b545d3494402b7edb0989c011b6.jpg

 

I feel confident aggy and Jimbo will make statements in response that will eventually get them in trouble. They just can't help themselves.

If hell freezes over and aggy actually wins a “natty” or even the SEC West,  it will be fun to shout ASTERISK. 

Edited by TonyTexas

Fuck aggy. Fuck Saban’s hypocritical ass. Fuck the sec. Have fun.

Just now, fatheryeet said:

Jimbo: "I don't cheat and I don't lie"

He just sits in the corner yanking it while his wife cheats.

Motormouth's comments will be glorious, but not as glorious as the 100-0 ass kicking coming to aggy in Tuscaloosa. 

If he didn’t cheat or lie, why does he get so defensive about it? 

3 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Motormouth's comments will be glorious, but not as glorious as the 100-0 ass kicking coming to aggy in Tuscaloosa. 

Same day as Texas/OU. Really hope it's in prime time again. 

  • Popular Post
20 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Arrested Development Eye Roll GIF

This is funny because Jimbo admitted that he did not answer Saban's call last night... and by the standards set forth by Mr. Liucci, that would in fact make Jimbo the bitch-ass.

Also, why not own it? 
 

“We’re rich and the new NIL rules allow it and there’s really nothing any of y’all poors can do about it.”

  • Popular Post
2 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Also, why not own it? 
 

“We’re rich and the new NIL rules allow it and there’s really nothing any of y’all poors can do about it.”

Because none of the money paid out was remotely NIL?

its very odd aggy has not been as public about NIL as Texas has. That plus always acting defensive and slinging it back at the accusers integrity etc. is very telling and not how someone doing everything right should be behaving. 

Edited by UTEX_ME

8 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Also, why not own it? 
 

“We’re rich and the new NIL rules allow it and there’s really nothing any of y’all poors can do about it.”

Because they didn’t pay guys through NIL, so they don’t have the receipts for all their payments. aggy has to deny it. Now the smart would be to just ignore it and try to lay low, but aggy’s little man syndrome doesn’t allow them to do that. 

12 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Aggy really can’t help themselves, can they 

Ñope, they incest upon themselves. 

  • Popular Post

This is the best day of my life.

 

 

This is great. Will be even greater when they go 8-4 again after all of this.

My hope is that Saban holds all of the big guns back for the aggy game. All 4 of BoBs tricks need to be pulled out. 

I am hoping for a formal rap beef with diss tracks. Is this too much to ask for?

Liucci claiming Saban's "bitch ass" didn't answer Jimbo's call last night.

Jimbo claiming Saban called him but Jimbo refused at answer.

This is why redneck inbred fights are so entertaining. Not a single person seems to have a clue actually happened, but they are SURE they has been wronged!

Maybe Liucci can explain why Jimbo's "bitch ass" didn't answer Saban's call if Jimbo wanted to talk to him so badly.

liucci saban fisher bitch ass call.jpeg

Edited by Randolph Duke

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.