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Wasn’t it James Brown who was on one leg, which is why everyone knew Ricky was getting the ball?

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1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

Wasn’t it James Brown who was on one leg, which is why everyone knew Ricky was getting the ball?

He was on one leg in 1995. Ankle injury.

10 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I think the legs stay on during those. 

Were you there?

2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Shut up Billy Liucci Junior 

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Actually if aggy wins somehow, it will look like Saban was right.  

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5 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Shut up Billy Liucci Junior 

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Win or lose, people will still make jokes about aggy.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Were you there?

Touché. Tied up with yer mother.

Shut up Billy Liucci Junior 
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Didn’t they lose to the agroids this year and still play for the trophy?
1 hour ago, Deej said:

Win or lose, people will still make jokes about aggy.

Troof...always have, always will.

31 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Didn’t they lose to the agroids this year and still play for the trophy?

Yes, you can find the gomer score on  t shirts and slapped on barns throughout the Brazos. 

3 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Yes, you can find the gomer score on  t shirts and slapped on barns throughout the Brazos. 

Much like Jimbo getting sexually aroused by someone else fucking his wife. 

On 5/20/2022 at 10:41 AM, 40acredropout said:

Ridiculous to think elite recruits are signing with aggy for any reason other than their recent success on the field:

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SIAP but Spurrier’s takedown of Jimbo is too good. Love me some Spurrier.

 

"I don't know why he is mad at Saban," former Florida and South Carolina coach Steve Spurrier told DawgNation.com. "Did Saban say something that wasn't true?"

Spurrier, however, said he didn't find any fault with Saban's original comments.

"I don't think Saban told any lies in there, so I don't know what [Fisher] was mad about," Spurrier told DawgNation. "Since [Fisher] beat him last year, I guess he can talk now. He hasn't beat much of anybody, but he beat Saban last year. But they haven't won the division or anything since he's been there."

"... Did Saban say something that wasn't true?"

LOL. 

#64 Kam Dewberry OL 4-star Humble, TX

NOT FISHY: He was pretty gung-ho for the fake Army school for awhile. Not much buzz from Alabama.

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

.....so I don't know what [Fisher] was mad about," Spurrier told DawgNation.

Fisher was going to bow up about it regardless. That's par for the course to bluster and huff.

The $125 million A&M committed to the revamping of the football complex and indoor facility and the over $30 million for more stadium suites maybe should've been scrapped for a can of Brasso for the '39 sign and just stopped there.

27 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

LOL. 

#64 Kam Dewberry OL 4-star Humble, TX

NOT FISHY: He was pretty gung-ho for the fake Army school for awhile. Not much buzz from Alabama.

Looks like the SEC bammers have aggy figured out.

We warned them.  They didn't believe us.

Now they believe us.

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7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Can't believe that FSU couldn't bring the Johnson boys home? They need a QB, but then again Norvell is likely done after this season.

They haven't recovered from the iceberg ol Jimbo ran them into. Every year at this time I get a couple guys who realize their kids are relegated to aggy or Blinndergarten and start reading Looch. With no background, they will toss Loochisms at me not knowing I know what he will say before he says it. One came at me with the "TU is overrated every year Yada Yada Yada lol" so I countered with this article Aggy gonna aggy showing aggy has finished lower than their preseason ranking exactly 100% of the time. And that FSU is #2 in that category with Jimbo at the helm for many of those seasons. So congrats on that hire and subsequent raise. Facts are so hard for aggy to process because they're programed to regurgitate what Looch et al say without question  ..it's really hilarious.  

aggy in postseason play the last couple of weeks. So much for the SEC changing things. 

Eliminated by Baylor in men's tennis

Eliminated by OU in women's tennis. 

Lost to OU in women's softball. Will be eliminated tomorrow by OU. 

 

 

 

3 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

aggy in postseason play the last couple of weeks. So much for the SEC changing things. 

Eliminated by Baylor in men's tennis

Eliminated by OU in women's tennis. 

Lost to OU in women's softball. Will be eliminated tomorrow by OU. 

 

 

 

Eh they’re still alive in Womens golf.  

Will be interesting to see which Big 12 team gets tapped to knock them out of their home regional 

10 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Will be interesting to see which Big 12 team gets tapped to knock them out of their home regional 

OU, TCU or Tech. 

 

27 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

OU, TCU or Tech. 

Would be awesome if it’s TCU.

Makes too much sense.  aggy takes the TCU coach then loses to the Frogs.

On 5/21/2022 at 12:36 PM, Longboard Horn said:

Shut up Billy Liucci Junior 

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Yeah, thats how people feel when aggy played Texas, too

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15 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

aggy in postseason play the last couple of weeks. So much for the SEC changing things. 

Eliminated by Baylor in men's tennis

Eliminated by OU in women's tennis. 

Lost to OU in women's softball. Will be eliminated tomorrow by OU. 

 

 

 

And eliminated the aggy softball team was...20-0 land thieves (in just 5 innings) for the largest margin of victory in ncaa tournament history 🤷‍♂️🤣

11 minutes ago, QuesoEspecial said:

And eliminated the aggy softball team was...20-0 land thieves (in just 5 innings) for the largest margin of victory in ncaa tournament history 🤷‍♂️🤣

Poooooooor aggies

C'mon...it's not like they are spending imaginary NIL money on women's softball. They don't even like women, or minorities. 

43 minutes ago, QuesoEspecial said:

And eliminated the aggy softball team was...20-0 land thieves (in just 5 innings) for the largest margin of victory in ncaa tournament history 🤷‍♂️🤣

we would've come back to win it if it went the full 7 innings - aggy, probably

58 minutes ago, QuesoEspecial said:

And eliminated the aggy softball team was...20-0 land thieves (in just 5 innings) for the largest margin of victory in ncaa tournament history 🤷‍♂️🤣

Is that like 72-0 in football?

23 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Is that like 72-0 in football?

77-0.  Mercy rule in both cases since OU tried not to score for the whole 4th quarter.  

1 hour ago, Bojack said:

77-0.  Mercy rule in both cases since OU tried not to score for the whole 4th quarter.  

Less innings is kind of like letting the clock run.

1 hour ago, Bojack said:

77-0.  Mercy rule in both cases since OU tried not to score for the whole 4th quarter.  

 

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we would've come back to win it if it went the full 7 innings - aggy, probably

We didn’t lose — we just ran out of innings
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18 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

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God they are so fucking gay. I admittedly don't hate them as much as a lot of you that actually went to UT but the aggy jokes do not stop in Austin. They persist everywhere and I promise you this fucking dumbshit institution is made fun of across the entire state of Texas by anyone that had the foresight to attend a lesser joke of an institution (basically any other degree-granting school in the state). 

Hell - they are now being shit upon by a bunch of rubes in academically-decrepit flyover gulf-states who have quickly soured on their shit. I mean it's almost impressive how much they have gotten multiple upon multiple throngs of people to completely detest them. People at SMU still hate these idiots and we haven't been in the same conference in almost 30 years. I mean it's God damn unprecedented. 

Congrats, aggy. You really are that special. 

17 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

OU, TCU or Tech. 

 

 

17 hours ago, South Austin said:

Would be awesome if it’s TCU.

Actually, solid shot it’s us. Which I’m fall. They’d fold like the cheap lawn chair they are against us. Be a nice reintroduction to one of our greatest baseball traditions. Eliminating aggy from the postseason. The Augie days off finishing them off in a sweep before they’d go 0-2 in the big 12 tournament and either miss the tournament or get some shitty 2 or 3 seed was glorious 

1 minute ago, Fletch said:

 

Actually, solid shot it’s us. Which I’m fall. They’d fold like the cheap lawn chair they are against us. Be a nice reintroduction to one of our greatest baseball traditions. Eliminating aggy from the postseason. The Augie days off finishing them off in a sweep before they’d go 0-2 in the big 12 tournament and either miss the tournament or get some shitty 2 or 3 seed was glorious 

A lot is going to be dependent on the Big 12 tournament. TCU, Texas Tech, Oklahoma State and Texas are all fighting for one of the last regional hosts. 

Somebody in the Big 12 is likely going to be sent to the aggy regional because the Big 12 is going to have several 2 seeds in this region. 

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