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Should be pretty easy to ask the recruits he hosted on the "unofficial" visits what they did and approximately how much they spent... no way a player paying out of his own pocket, so... if couple hundred bucks spent... pretty good guess as to if he's telling the truth

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3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Seriously. I can't believe how much people here are obsessed with that place. We've got several that are better, but the locals don't like them as much. Why is anyone's guess.  Cooper's is going to open here next year -- I bet they fail, because people here will like C&J's more.

I'm leaving in June, and never looking back.

when the best thing a BBQ place has is red potato salad it just ain't that special but C&Js is an aggy thing for sure. I remember eating there out on 30 when it was a gas station and they started selling BBQ sandwiches.

2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

 

This will be good. There are plenty of players and pushed to the sideline guys under the new regime that will have no problem squealing on their way out.

If and I say If the NCAA does a semi legit investigation one of the kids or coaches will trip over their own dicks. 

Also kids being recruited will be asked questions by NCAA. Some one will want to save their own ass and talk. 

Will Jimbo be fired “with cause” so ag can get out of not paying him. 

So much fun. 

7 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

How are we responsible for a kid dying of heatstroke?

It is hot in Texas.  We are Texas. Come on bro, we are dealing with aggy minds. 

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

I can smell the cabbage on those carney paws all the way thru the internet.

texags radio is going to be great tomorrow.
If they mention anything it will be under a minute and completely blown off unlike if it happened in austin or baton rouge.

This is hilarious. The charges by Marichol are specific enough and involve enough people that there is bound to be some corroboration as well as circumstantial evidence. The toothless NCAA is going to fuck aggy nice and hard. The prospect of sanctions will do wonders for their recruiting. Bwahahahaha

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aggy is lucky their world class trainers didn't kill Koda Martin during the spring.



. The toothless NCAA is going to fuck aggy nice and hard.


While you were sleeping baylor players raped girls while coaches covered it up.

Nothing will come of a coach giving $300 over the per diem to a player.

Unless I am totally missing your sarcasm....if so, whoosh on me.
21 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

is that rob kartrashian?

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The gash on the far left has a balcony you can do Shakespeare from.

Nakobe Dean will confirm that he had prime rib, pussy and pot on his "unofficial".  

6 minutes ago, markstanco said:


 

 


While you were sleeping baylor players raped girls while coaches covered it up.

Nothing will come of a coach giving $300 over the per diem to a player.

Unless I am totally missing your sarcasm....if so, whoosh on me.

 

Well there's also the whole bit about extra practices, and telling players to not say anything. Seems pretty serious to me but maybe I'm wrong.

1 minute ago, markstanco said:


 

 


While you were sleeping baylor players raped girls while coaches covered it up.

Nothing will come of a coach giving $300 over the per diem to a player.

Unless I am totally missing your sarcasm....if so, whoosh on me.

 

It is not sarcasm.  The NCAA likes their "investigations" to be open and shut,  like Ole Miss bong, Freeze money and gasmask open and shut.  They don't want real lawyers or investigators looking over their "work".  aggy is squirming and should be.  

10 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

aggy is lucky their world class trainers didn't kill Koda Martin during the spring.

 

4 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

 

Stewart also pimp slapped the OSU guy who was came out and said TH was the leak right?  BOMC

 

makes sense if they are paying players. Why else would anyone offered by U T go to aggy?

Also explain a why guys who seem heavy Texas leans tend to still make it to C S before they verbal to Texas. Free $$$ y'all 

47 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

How are we responsible for a kid dying of heatstroke?

Do you even BMOC, brah?

35 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Wait - what exactly does Ohio St have to do with Texas? 

You see, every now and then they recruit against us for a player from Texas, and every now and then we lose.

Now, a reasonable person might argue that the same could be said for every top 10 program in the country, so why would we single out Ohio State to sabotage when we stand to gain so much more from hurting ou, tcu, or even usc this season...however we are discussing aggy so we need not consider what a reasonable person might argue. 

The unfortunate aspect of Marichol's report becoming public and available to atm is that now they've been alerted to what he's sworn to and coaches should be able to avoid lying to investigators about things that can be proven through other evidence. I think the penalties are more significant when the school provably lies. 

Would it be too much to ask for the media to link the Koda Martin story with this one to show that Jimbo's staff would rather break NCAA rules than prioritize players' health and safety?

Randolph Duke to the white phone...

If you let that Jimbo video play til the end, it freezes on this image

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That is the look of realization that he signed his contract and is officially stuck in that shithole.

No ragrets, Jimbo. No ragrets.

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I am literally praying that Northwestern State beats these clowns.  Shut these cheating fucks the hell up, including the Depends hag.  

Glad he signed that contract. I was worried that they had an out when they get buyers remorse. 

Hopefully Jimbo shit all over Wilcox while at FSU like he did most of the AD Wilcox, do what is right and send your thugs to bcs

 

1 hour ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Gonna need someone to start posting the texags meltdown soon.

A&M best hire a good mud thrower because as you move toward being great the other SEC schools send their lawyers to assist the scorned departures. I'd hire Steve Bannon tomorrow to put an end to this stuff. 

Hell Saban was accused of cheating this week. 

Everyone hates winners never thought it would happen so fast. 

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38 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

It is not sarcasm.  The NCAA likes their "investigations" to be open and shut,  like Ole Miss bong, Freeze money and gasmask open and shut.  They don't want real lawyers or investigators looking over their "work".  aggy is squirming and should be.  

Meh. This will pass and the nutless ncaa will do nothing. 

 

They wont vacate bowl games, wont take away television, and wont take away scholarships for these minor infractions and we all know it. 

6 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Meh. This will pass and the nutless ncaa will do nothing. 

 

They wont vacate bowl games, wont take away television, and wont take away scholarships for these minor infractions and we all know it. 

If it causes decommits in aggy's "top 3" class, I'll take it.  Get Jimbo and his gout ridden SECSEC bagmen running scared.  Get Craig thinking about a show cause order.  Get Brewster toning his shit down.  Good.  

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1 hour ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Gonna need someone to start posting the texags meltdown soon.

I don't remember them melting down so soon.  They haven't even put the roller coaster on the tracks yet.   Poor aggy.

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

 

Oh how i wish that was actually true

52 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Meh. This will pass and the nutless ncaa will do nothing. 

 

They wont vacate bowl games, wont take away television, and wont take away scholarships for these minor infractions and we all know it. 

What about fake NCs claimed after the fact based on random computer polls from 50 years later?

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Meh. This will pass and the nutless ncaa will do nothing. 

 

They wont vacate bowl games, wont take away television, and wont take away scholarships for these minor infractions and we all know it. 

it would take the death penalty for a major conference team to ever lose tv again 

2 hours ago, Shaddie said:

 

Will Jimbo be fired “with cause” so ag can get out of not paying him. 

 

Fuck that shit.  They need to pay every cent.  Sure it will bankrupt their AD, but thems the breaks...

This is the latest incarnation of the "double secret, private recruiting letter" that aggy will keep in their back pocket when the buyout is necessary and John Sharp can't funnel any more money from academics and the feeder schools to their football coach and their stadium is half full all of the time.

1 hour ago, TtomTerrific said:

This is the latest incarnation of the "double secret, private recruiting letter" that aggy will keep in their back pocket when the buyout is necessary and John Sharp can't funnel any more money from academics and the feeder schools to their football coach and their stadium is half full all of the time.

He's funneling it from Harvey relief money.

10 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Where's Hamm when we need him.

On his knees in a stall

16 minutes ago, JoseMedinaDeJesus said:

Is this aggy NCAA investigation stuff real life or fan fiction?

I think an investigation is real life. Hard to see how the NCAA won't at least look into what are fairly detailed allegations from a player who was on the aggy campus just a few months ago.  But any serious fallout from an investigation seems more like fiction based on the NCAA's track record.

9 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I don't remember them melting down so soon.  They haven't even put the roller coaster on the tracks yet.   Poor aggy.

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Well on a positive note, they stopped using FEDEX to hand out cash.

10 hours ago, Blotto said:

If you let that Jimbo video play til the end, it freezes on this image

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That is the look of realization that he signed his contract and is officially stuck in that shithole.

No ragrets, Jimbo. No ragrets.

Has he officially signed it yet?

9 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Not sure if serious?

I don't think they were implying heat stroke, I think its because Maryland won the game.

1 minute ago, Hurtlocker said:

I don't think they were implying heat stroke, I think its because Maryland won the game.

Nah, was just confused at BOMC vs. BMOC.  

Not sure if added...

Why allegations against Texas A&M from a transfer should alarm all of college football

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Marchiol, a redshirt freshman, didn't turn Texas A&M in to the NCAA -- at least, not directly. He detailed allegations against his former school in a waiver request to Arizona's compliance department as an attempt to get the NCAA to clear him to play for the Wildcats immediately. 

Why? 

Because new transfer legislation adopted by the NCAA Division I Council in April have provided that opportunity. Players can gain a waiver to play immediately if "the transfer is due to documented mitigating circumstances that are outside the student-athlete's control and directly impact the health, safety and well-being of the student-athlete."

Again, documented mitigating circumstances.

 

24 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Well on a positive note, they stopped using FEDEX to hand out cash.

The FedEx plane had engine failure and is losing altitude as we speak.

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