September 23, 20223 yr 12 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said: lay on the bed put a pillow under your head if she's taller than 5'6" you will want a thicker pillow make sure the pillow(s) point "backwards" so she can put her knees on other side of your head her knees are not on the pillow she straddles you facing "forward" (i.e. you can see her tits) she lowers her pussy down on to your face tl/dr she sits on your face - but the pillow is key to keep your angle of attack consistent spell the alphabet on her clit at the end of every spelling lick down both sides of her vulva your cadence is about 30 seconds for each spelling and roundtrip after 3 minutes of this, reach under with one thumb, rub her perineum while you are spelling if you can fit both your arms under use the other thumb to play with her ass while spelling may the force be with you I came.
September 23, 20223 yr 16 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said: lay on the bed put a pillow under your head if she's taller than 5'6" you will want a thicker pillow make sure the pillow(s) point "backwards" so she can put her knees on other side of your head her knees are not on the pillow she straddles you facing "forward" (i.e. you can see her tits) she lowers her pussy down on to your face tl/dr she sits on your face - but the pillow is key to keep your angle of attack consistent spell the alphabet on her clit at the end of every spelling lick down both sides of her vulva your cadence is about 30 seconds for each spelling and roundtrip after 3 minutes of this, reach under with one thumb, rub her perineum while you are spelling if you can fit both your arms under use the other thumb to play with her ass while spelling may the force be with you
September 23, 20223 yr 21 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said: lay on the bed put a pillow under your head if she's taller than 5'6" you will want a thicker pillow make sure the pillow(s) point "backwards" so she can put her knees on other side of your head her knees are not on the pillow she straddles you facing "forward" (i.e. you can see her tits) she lowers her pussy down on to your face tl/dr she sits on your face - but the pillow is key to keep your angle of attack consistent spell the alphabet on her clit at the end of every spelling lick down both sides of her vulva your cadence is about 30 seconds for each spelling and roundtrip after 3 minutes of this, reach under with one thumb, rub her perineum while you are spelling if you can fit both your arms under use the other thumb to play with her ass while spelling may the force be with you Sounds great and all, but this + Tell Me About Texas a&m = WTF????????????????
September 23, 20223 yr Dear Penthouse Forums,I didn’t think I could happen to me, but I was reading “Tell me about….”
September 23, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said: lay on the bed put a pillow under your head if she's taller than 5'6" you will want a thicker pillow make sure the pillow(s) point "backwards" so she can put her knees on other side of your head her knees are not on the pillow she straddles you facing "forward" (i.e. you can see her tits) she lowers her pussy down on to your face tl/dr she sits on your face - but the pillow is key to keep your angle of attack consistent spell the alphabet on her clit at the end of every spelling lick down both sides of her vulva your cadence is about 30 seconds for each spelling and roundtrip after 3 minutes of this, reach under with one thumb, rub her perineum while you are spelling if you can fit both your arms under use the other thumb to play with her ass while spelling may the force be with you
September 23, 20223 yr 5 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said: spell the alphabet on her clit Block lettering or cursive? Asking for a friend.
September 23, 20223 yr 8 hours ago, nnm said: Well, there’s a post I never thought I’d read in the aggy thread. Because it's not about bestiality or repressed homoeroticism?
September 23, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: This makes me want to go dig up the texags screenshots from the preseason about how this team has the feel of the FSU national championship team. Edited September 23, 20223 yr by Bill Lumbergh
September 23, 20223 yr 5 hours ago, CosmoDog said: Block lettering or cursive? Asking for a friend. Comic sans, duh
September 23, 20223 yr 23 hours ago, Pogo said: If this was early 90s, she was a redhead. She spent a few weeks on crutches once because she hurt her leg fucking a football player. Danny : The thing about redhead is: lack of pigmentation. Bernie : They're almost albino. Danny : You bang albino? Bernie : Well, I have and they're nuts.
September 23, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, South Austin said: That’s just plain humiliating. They have no humility.
September 23, 20223 yr 12 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said: lay on the bed put a pillow under your head if she's taller than 5'6" you will want a thicker pillow make sure the pillow(s) point "backwards" so she can put her knees on other side of your head her knees are not on the pillow she straddles you facing "forward" (i.e. you can see her tits) she lowers her pussy down on to your face tl/dr she sits on your face - but the pillow is key to keep your angle of attack consistent spell the alphabet on her clit at the end of every spelling lick down both sides of her vulva your cadence is about 30 seconds for each spelling and roundtrip after 3 minutes of this, reach under with one thumb, rub her perineum while you are spelling if you can fit both your arms under use the other thumb to play with her ass while spelling may the force be with you I think the only thing left to do is have @THUJONE create a visual aid.
September 23, 20223 yr Need to take over gomer social media and make Scott Frost into an offensive genius.
September 24, 20223 yr 13 hours ago, Longhornstampede said: Because it's not about bestiality or repressed homoeroticism? aggy is going to have more trouble getting through the alphabet. That is some advanced shit even for a Blinn graduate.
September 24, 20223 yr 3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said: Not sure to laugh or be concerned that they're becoming aware... Nothing to be concerned about. They’re so fucking stupid, they extended the guy without him sniffing a division championship. They just made it impossible to fire Jimbo for several more years.
September 24, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said: Nothing to be concerned about. They’re so fucking stupid, they extended the guy without him sniffing a division championship. They just made it impossible to fire Jimbo for several more years. Didn't they extend his original 10 year contract to 15-20 years or something bizarre?
September 24, 20223 yr 12 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said: Didn't they extend his original 10 year contract to 15-20 years or something bizarre? I think they extended it back out to 10 years after year 3, so that made it a total of 13. With no buyout. After extending Mike Sherman and Kevin Sumlin. With no buyouts. And maybe Franchione, too.
September 24, 20223 yr 29 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said: Not sure to laugh or be concerned that they're becoming aware... The part aggy likes to overlook. Yes he has a championship, but he was in the process of destroying a program before aggy rescued him. If they would have waited another year they could of gotten Jimbo on a 50% off sale.
September 24, 20223 yr 7 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said: The part aggy likes to overlook. Yes he has a championship, but he was in the process of destroying a program before aggy rescued him. If they would have waited another year they could of gotten Jimbo on a 50% off sale. They would never have settled for that. They would have still overpaid.
September 24, 20223 yr I think they extended it back out to 10 years after year 3, so that made it a total of 13. With no buyout. After extending Mike Sherman and Kevin Sumlin. With no buyouts. And maybe Franchione, too. Turditions.
September 24, 20223 yr Anyone have the grumpy old army guy meme with the “face of aggy football since 193_? NNM Jr is at an event with an old army aggy and need to send him that meme. Can’t find it in the thread.
September 26, 20223 yr On 9/24/2022 at 5:33 PM, nnm said: Anyone have the grumpy old army guy meme with the “face of aggy football since 193_? NNM Jr is at an event with an old army aggy and need to send him that meme. Can’t find it in the thread.
September 26, 20223 yr 16 hours ago, Michael Knight said: Is Billy a closer friend of Anus Smith's family than Krazy Koastal Karen?
September 27, 20223 yr 11 minutes ago, TexasGolf said: "Jimbo, tell us about your son while we've got him here." "Well, honestly, I didn't believe he was mine until I saw what a little runt he's grown up to be."
September 28, 20223 yr "Jimbo, tell us about your son while we've got him here." "Well, honestly, I didn't believe he was mine until I saw what a little runt he's grown up to be."Or,“Well, honestly, I didn’t believe he was mine until I walked in on him watching his girlfriend fucking his best friend.”
September 28, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, TexasGolf said: Why does jimbo jr. wear his hat over his ears? Is that a medical condition?
September 28, 20223 yr And can anyone ID that kids watch? I might know a friend that’s in the market for that model - five finger discount - if you know what I mean.
September 28, 20223 yr 10 minutes ago, CoTex said: Why does jimbo jr. wear his hat over his ears? Is that a medical condition? His hat is your takeaway from that getup?
September 28, 20223 yr 12 hours ago, TexasGolf said: At first glance I thought that kid on the far right had a joint in his mouth.
September 28, 20223 yr 49 minutes ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said: I has the worries for @Randolph Duke. anyone know where he is? no homo Have you asked your mom?
September 28, 20223 yr In this weeks most unsurprising news the aggies have already made shirts to commemorate their program defining win against Arkansas And these guys wonder why they get made fun of so hard
September 28, 20223 yr 14 hours ago, CoTex said: Why does jimbo jr. wear his hat over his ears? Is that a medical condition? Isn't that how the original Teen Wolf hid that he was a werewolf?
September 28, 20223 yr I has the worries for [mention=633]Randolph Duke[/mention]. anyone know where he is? no homoProbably got grounded from the internet by the orderlies.
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