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outfit "for me" should be tagged onto the end of that quote

 

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nsiap:

 

 

OM couldn't stop the run, couldn't cover their receivers, and they weren't getting any pressure on the qb either. I'm sure that had nothing to do with the beginning weigman had.

5 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

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How the fuck has auburn had 6 home games before November?

How the fuck has auburn had 6 home games before November?
And Tennessee. And South Carolina. And Florida.
1 minute ago, Duval Street said:

How the fuck has auburn had 6 home games before November?

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7 minutes ago, Modessit said:
8 minutes ago, Duval Street said:
How the fuck has auburn had 6 home games before November?

And Tennessee. And South Carolina. And Florida.

Goddam, I didn’t even check the east… Vanderbilt is sec’ing all wrong.

15 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

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aggy 14th in sec in scoring?  Is that good?

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give it another 3 seasons and Jimbo will be wider than he is tall...

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Alright Bruce, you just made the list.

 

 

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By my calculations (disclaimer: after several bourbons), Jimbo needs to go 14-7 in his next 21 games to equal Kevin Sumlin's record at aggy.

11 minutes ago, Wayne said:

 

Maybe Jimbo needs to start getting advice on how to treat his players from one of his assistant coaches like Durkin. 

12 minutes ago, Wayne said:

 

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Jimbo knows this was shown live on tv right?

3 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

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Jimbo knows this was shown live on tv right?

 

Just now, DanTheHorn said:

It is coming to an aggy near you

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I sure hope Evan Stewart is first in line to GTFO of College Station.  Him and a few of those stud D line would be great.  Add in some kids from the current class de committing like Hicks and Hill and I for one will be in a very good mood for quite a while. 

Color me shocked Jimbo would do something like that. He's scum. Trainers were checking him out for a concussion. Keep being you Jimbo.

  

33 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

aggy 14th in sec in scoring?  Is that good?

 

not scoring is turdition!

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6 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Color me shocked Jimbo would do something like that. He's scum. Trainers were checking him out for a concussion. Keep being you Jimbo.

I’m not a parent and despite all our talk in the college season…I do legit give a fuck about the players. Maybe that’s enough to cut Jimbo out of a contract. He shouldn’t be coaching anyone after witnessing that. Who would want to play for him? Jesus. 

40 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

aggy 14th in sec in scoring?  Is that good?

Only if there are 20 teams…

44 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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What's funny about this is just how sustained their mediocrity is. They really aren't ever that terrible. Not having a 1-6 stretch in conference for over 50 years and you'd think they win or contend for conference titles fairly regularly. But they don't. Texas has had three 1-6 stretches in conference play just since 1988. 

And the cherry on top is they're paying $100M for it.

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give it another 3 seasons and Jimbo will be wider than he is tall...
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30 minutes ago, Modessit said:

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aggy would be lucky to have had this guy

2 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

 

 

Was this the stupidest Aggy thing ever? It's the half-time TV bit where a university gets to emphasize academics and the student body (i.e., we're not just a football factory). So, what does Aggy choose to portray? Midnight cult practice highlighting their dork yell leaders. And then it scopes out to A&M, which hasn't even sniffed at an SEC title, intimidating other much more successful schools. And then it ends with Jimbo Baggins nodding wisely, not a good look to begin with and one that certainly hasn't aged well.

Pathetic lack of self-awareness, thy name is Aggy.

Maybe this is the for cause reason aggy needs to fire Jimbo

"Maybe this is the for cause reason aggy needs to fire Jimbo"

They need to find some of those sheep that went into the witness protection program.

 
7 hours ago, C-Man said:


WTAF is going on here?

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I don't even lift anymore, bro.  But why do his chest muscles seem so tiny compared to his bicep/triceps?  And can those little, tiny hands even properly grip the bar?  Then the mustache and Oakleys.  And his girlfriend, the future 2027 Metroplex's Karen of the Year...seems way too excited to be his beard.  Something perfectly Aggie about this guy.  I guess late in the 2nd quarter, Aggie was up and looking good so he had to get in on the flex, only to physically deflated later on...just like Fisher's team.  

I’ve never seen a commercial mention any other school.

I wish we’d stuck with our no substance all style “we’re Texas. What starts here changes the world” commercials from the early 2000s. They were so uniquely arrogant and succinct.

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On a separate note, that shot that Weigman took- the Ole Miss player stuck the crown of his helmet right into his chin strap. If that is not targeting, I have no fucking idea what the rule is anymore. 

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