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1 hour ago, BigHornedLurker said:

"Pay me to leave bitches, I got 10 years left and nothing better to do "

" I was looking for a new job and a new old lady when you dumbasses came calling "

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18 hours ago, Gidnik said:

 

Did they switch from button to Velcro back door hatch on the overalls ? Chip Brown wants to know.

1 hour ago, Vertuzzi said:

Double negatives…..

More like double dumbass.. aggy and Bilbo Aggins, they deserve each other. 

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

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33 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

More like double dumbass.. aggy and Bilbo Aggins, they deserve each other. 

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Not any bolder than Rumlin signing a class of nothing but receivers.
10 hours ago, South Austin said:

Which one of you chuckle fucks is Edwards69?

 

5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

5 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

"Pay me to leave bitches, I got 10 years left and nothing better to do "

 

"Fuck you. Keep paying me."

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4 hours ago, C-Man said:

 

 

 

"Fuck you. Keep paying me."

In their darkest hour, the Ags need a hero.

Yet, none can pierce the armor that is the 10 years guaranteed contact.

No person virtuous and true.

For this job, they’ll need a villain.

A villain cast aside.

A villain from a time no red ass dares to speak of.

Only then, can they be purged of this evil.

And so, they call upon the one and only person who can destroy a contract that should never have been signed.

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14 hours ago, El Squared said:

Did they switch from button to Velcro back door hatch on the overalls ? Chip Brown wants to know.

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5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Good thing they have the large animal hospital on campus for that attention horse. 

1 hour ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

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Was she running against an athlete from the University of Texas?

2 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

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She’s throwing the horns down while my horns up 😉

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This Thanksgiving, I want to give thanks to this crowd shot which continues to pay dividends to this day.  I still cannot believe that this is something that is real, but I am glad the world gets to see it.  

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Good grief what a bunch of insecure douchebags, shooting a smoke cannon directly into their faces. They probably turned up the radio real loud in their Camaro and peeled out after the game to continue to assert their dominance. 

Would…. Like a screen door…….

Have the gomer yell leaders entered the transfer portal yet?

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6 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Have the gomer yell leaders entered the transfer portal yet?

If by transfer portal you mean each other's asses, then yes. 

30 minutes ago, Deej said:

If by transfer portal you mean each other's asses, then yes. 

I laughed way too loud in a restaurant I’m at.

54 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

I laughed way too loud in a restaurant I’m at.

At the Flying Saucer in Houston but the same. People definitely gave me the look.

27 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Da hell?

 

They are such an embarrassment.

7 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

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Isn't that the green light to use both holes to pick her up like a bowling ball if you find her passed out somewhere?   Asking for a friend...

No bonfire this year.  

"Due to conditions on the new Stack Site and forecasted weather, we must postpone Burn for 2022. This was an incredibly hard decision to make, and a harder one to accept. We have inherited a reputation for accountability and safety built by Bonfire over the last 20 years, and we honor that every day. We know that this decision is in the best interest of participants, attendees, the local community, and the Tradition.

 

 

Bonfire Burn has Been Delayed for 2022

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They must have a burning desire to get the hell out of town after LSU ass rapes them.  

25 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

They must have a burning desire to get the hell out of town after LSU ass rapes them.  

No one was going to show up. 

Isn't that the green light to use both holes to pick her up like a bowling ball if you find her passed out somewhere?   Asking for a friend...

Who is it?
30 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

We have inherited a reputation for accountability and safety built by Bonfire over the last 20 years, and we honor that every day

20 years since our ineptitude and turditions resulted in 12 students dying for no reason other than to light wood on fire. Whoop.

They'll just have to put off killing more students until next year. 

Oh shit, the ultimate aggy wet dream. I bet they are all booking the next flights to Uzbekistan to be the first to get these sheep.
 
 

Yikes that sheep made homecoming queen at Aggy. Dream ass for all their
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On 11/22/2022 at 7:56 PM, Lone Star Horn said:

Oh shit, the ultimate aggy wet dream. I bet they are all booking the next flights to Uzbekistan to be the first to get these sheep.

 

 

Did you Google, "Dam ewe thicc!" to come up with that?

 

edit: reality funnier than my joke. First image result for "Ewe Thicc!"

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I didn't know where to put this but aggy thread seemed like the right place with cows in negligees and such.  

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No bonfire this year.  
"Due to conditions on the new Stack Site and forecasted weather, we must postpone Burn for 2022. This was an incredibly hard decision to make, and a harder one to accept. We have inherited a reputation for accountability and safety built by Bonfire over the last 20 years, and we honor that every day. We know that this decision is in the best interest of participants, attendees, the local community, and the Tradition.
 
 
Bonfire Burn has Been Delayed for 2022

Where the fuck is Randolph when you need him?
I laughed way too loud in a restaurant I’m at.

Me too…Deej has his moments.
4 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Have the gomer yell leaders entered the transfer portal yet?

Where would they go? Somewhere out into reality? They wouldn't last a day. 

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