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So will the gomers include a tour to sully statue and the kow kream robe collection for Grimes?

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3 hours ago, Chopper said:

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Marquis Groves-Killebrew

Committed 12/15/2021

Transfer Portal 12/15/2022

 

 

 

The bag comes with a one year vesting period? Or maybe long term gains on bag options? I don’t know; I am not an accountant. 

Aggy booster is sorta like....no, exactly like a blackmail victim that has to keep paying more and more with no end in sight. They are gonna have to pony up for Big NIL money to try and rebuild the team.... And they still have Jimbo.

 

 

All the while thinking they should have thought the whole thing through.

I remember a couple months ago a post game locker room  speech from Jimbo that got posted; dudes were beyond disinterested and we’re seeing the fallout now.

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https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3349792

thread about the following, which leads to a discussion of the corps. 

per usual, I could only make it a couple of pages into a debate by those fucking weirdos, but there's some funny shit in there

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15 minutes ago, Blotto said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3349792

thread about the following, which leads to a discussion of the corps. 

per usual, I could only make it a couple of pages into a debate by those fucking weirdos, but there's some funny shit in there

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selling insurance to Aggies.

Probably belongs in 9.95 but still funny nonetheless

 

 

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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3349792

thread about the following, which leads to a discussion of the corps. 

per usual, I could only make it a couple of pages into a debate by those fucking weirdos, but there's some funny shit in there

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Nerd admits to playing make believe Army in college and then boasts that he's not socially awkward while having the following as his signature:

Trump 2024

Jimbo 2023 

This is the only way

As if the socially awkward would ever be able to prepare a self-evaluation.

No CR so I’ll skip the second one (but at least I understand what it means), but wtf does Jimbo 2023 mean?

Is he running for Mayor or something?

Nerd admits to playing make believe Army in college and then boasts that he's not socially awkward while having the following as his signature:
Trump 2024
Jimbo 2023 
This is the only way
As if the socially awkward would ever be able to prepare a self-evaluation.

It’s amazing how many there are.

It should just be a cult like 5k that is isolated

"Aggie portal defections now at 25."

Another gomer turdition for sure, come on gomers let us go for 50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

14 hours ago, Blotto said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3349792

thread about the following, which leads to a discussion of the corps. 

per usual, I could only make it a couple of pages into a debate by those fucking weirdos, but there's some funny shit in there

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His career:

Amazon.com: Forum Novelties Men's 50's Milkman Xl Costume, White, X-Large :  Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry

It must be painful for aggy to realize that they aren’t even eligible to forfeit their bowl in a year that UAB has won one.

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Largest Portal Class in NCAA History! Put it on the wall!!

Largest Portal Class in NCAA History! Put it on the wall!!

I wonder how many they have by the time the dust settles.

They're just depth guys not big contributors. Jimbo's got this.

17 hours ago, Armybrat said:

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I like the Texas decal, but otherwise it has to be of cold comfort to advertise you're mentally retarded while driving.  Poor bastard.  

 

Also, thoughts and prayers go out to the city of Fort Worth.  Which I like a lot.  Aggie going to open up a full-fledged branch campus there in the very near future.  

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1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

 

They aren't counting meat judging?

When are these Aggie half-tards gonna bullshit-fund their athletic department with digital trading cards?  

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

When are these Aggie half-tards gonna bullshit-fund their athletic department with digital trading cards?  

you need to be careful with what you wish far.  lol

19 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

When are these Aggie half-tards gonna bullshit-fund their athletic department with digital trading cards?  

They are still setting up their yell leader car wash and calendar.

1 minute ago, hornian said:

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this would have been more apropos 

 

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With the volleyball national championship tonight, we now have more national championships in the last 10 years than aggy has in their entire 150 year history

5 hours ago, deadshank said:


 

 

Good biography. Add it to the hall.


I wonder how many they have by the time the dust settles.

Spring ball typically loses a few. But I bet the remaining kids stay since they are down to 60ish scholarships most will stay. Grab 20 HS kids and 10 transfers.

Playing the mercenary thing with paying big bucks for 5 star players is interesting for kids not used to redneck east texas football. It will be fun to watch going forward.
With the volleyball national championship tonight, we now have more national championships in the last 10 years than aggy has in their entire 150 year history

Are you including meat judging? I bet not.
13 minutes ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

 

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The Boss Hogg of meat-judging.

23 minutes ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

 

 

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There’s a “have they ever even seen any meat” joke to be made here, but I have to get to church. 

15 hours ago, Pimphand said:

 

Is this midnight yell?

31 minutes ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

 

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New definition of 12(th) - Man: picture with a bunch of 12th place finishers and dudes: 12, 12, dude, 12,12,12,dude, 12,12,12, 1, dude

Holy shit! What even is this? Serious question. Any random collection of college-aged women has to be better than this.

Does the meat judging team have to deal with recruiting, redshirts, scholarships, portal, etc?  If so, Jimbo needs go study how they are successful and apply it.

3 hours ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

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How did young John Sharp travel forward in time?

4 hours ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

 

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4th one from the right looks like Corky from Life Goes On....or maybe Rocky from Mask

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This is a fun little site to play around with. For instance, the smallest asteroid I could come up with that would totally obliterate Kyle Field is 200 feet in diameter traveling at 2,000 mph and hitting the 50-yard line at a 45 degree angle.

https://neal.fun/asteroid-launcher/

3 hours ago, quigley said:

 

New definition of 12(th) - Man: picture with a bunch of 12th place finishers and dudes: 12, 12, dude, 12,12,12,dude, 12,12,12, 1, dude

Holy shit! What even is this? Serious question. Any random collection of college-aged women has to be better than this.

I believe that "1" is a bobblehead.

It better get here fast or there won’t be anything left to destroy at the rate jimbo is going

34 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

This is a fun little site to play around with. For instance, the smallest asteroid I could come up with that would totally obliterate Kyle Field is 200 feet in diameter traveling at 2,000 mph and hitting the 50-yard line at a 45 degree angle.

https://neal.fun/asteroid-launcher/

Or a one foot diameter asteroid playing Sandstorm.

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