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1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So you know he's gay from personal experience?

An assumption I am making, not personal experience.  So he might not be gay at all.     He just presents gay, at least to me, and Jesus is his beard. 

 

 

 

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At the Austin Rodeo so the kids can enjoy the carnival. They have a photo-op area with the Rodeo Austin 2023 logo and a Longhorn in a corral behind it.

Lots of folks in maroon posing with the horns down and grinning about it. I was tempted to ask one group of younger guys, "Can y'all do that stupid thing again? I know a place online where we can post pictures of idiots and I didn't get a chance to get your photo."

7 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

A whole separate list could be made of one-off stupidity-

List eater, horse manure shoveler, wrong dimensions pool building, dorm sewage free flowing onto golf course,  equine center collapse, cold fusion, alchemy etc etc 

But I was going for things those idiots live, breath and participate in on a regular basis...feel free to add to either category 

if we're doing one-offs (which I'm highly in favor of)... howbout preparing for a hurricane with the plywood on the inside of the glass... that pic never gets old.

3 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

Oh fuck, don't get me started on the one who was a twirler for Baylor (no pics).  What's the word for polite arrogance?     

Or the flat earther who is gay, but can't admit it, because it's against god's will.  

I don't go to many family reunions, but do feel obligated to attend a funeral now and again.  

I mean, I love people watching... and I love bbq... family reunions offer both. And if you're lucky, banana pudding. How can you NOT go????

21 hours ago, Deej said:

The only person dumber than aggy is the non-aggy who marries aggy.

Eh.  My wife is a 2%er. 

Every time this thread is bumped...and I invariably click on it, the posts from that site are amazingly more "woe-is-me" than the last.

It's amazing to me how out of touch with reality they are on that site.  The NCAA/Everyone is out to get Aggy?  A team that hasn't won anything of consequence since the Nazi's moved in on Poland.  JLaw"ok"gif

They want nothing more than to be relevant.

On 3/15/2023 at 9:50 AM, TreatyOak said:

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Im pretty sure Heupel called Jimbo and said thank you many many times, then offered to take him out for a triple cheeseburger the next time he is in town. 

I passed through College Station and ate at Fuego. 

My favorite was the mid-50s guy wearing an Aggie ring, A&M visor, A&M Columbia fishing shirt, and camouflage Crocs.

Also saw one guy with a Texas A&M Poultry Judging t-shirt. 

On 3/14/2023 at 6:20 PM, ChickenNuggets said:

if we're doing one-offs (which I'm highly in favor of)... howbout preparing for a hurricane with the plywood on the inside of the glass... that pic never gets old.

When I think of the stupidest thing ever, this one comes to mind.  But I have confidence that they can top it sometime.  

Wa just in Red River for a ski trip over spring break. I was amazed at how many aggies were there. And you could always spot them with multiple articles of clothing that told you they were proud SEC SEC SEC members. I love UT but only wear burnt orange a couple times a month outside of football season. These mouth breathers only wear maroon. 

1 hour ago, cochamps said:

When I think of the stupidest thing ever, this one comes to mind.  But I have confidence that they can top it sometime.  

Killing a bunch of kids with logs is slightly stupider in my book. 

36 minutes ago, nnm said:

Killing a bunch of kids with logs is slightly stupider in my book. 

That one is pretty bad. But they also literally let a dog tell them when it's time to stop learning.

The stupid has no beginning or end, no top or bottom, no location or time. Aggy stupidity is omnipresent for eternity ad infinitum.

1 hour ago, Big_kat said:

These mouth breathers only wear maroon. 

The Heaven's Gate cult all wore the same Nikes.

3 hours ago, nnm said:

Killing a bunch of kids with logs is slightly stupider in my book. 

Good point, since getting drunk while building the log pile is part of the prescribed procedure.

I’d make that my “garage band” name, if I played.

Hook’em!!!

7 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I passed through College Station and ate at Fuego. 

My favorite was the mid-50s guy wearing an Aggie ring, A&M visor, A&M Columbia fishing shirt, and camouflage Crocs.

 

Is this him?

 

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2 minutes ago, General Specific said:

The only way aggy fucking dorks can even tweet the correct spelling of Colgate,is because it was on the score board!

Those assholes should probably buy some Colgate and brush their fucking teeth. 

15 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Those assholes should probably buy some Colgate and brush their fucking teeth. 

*tooth

33 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Look at these pathetic fucking dorks.  

 

 

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As much as I would like Texas to demolish them in the 2nd round, I am really hoping for a one and done from the fightin’ Texas farmers. The excuses will be glorious.

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Look at these pathetic fucking dorks.  

 

 

Great googly moggly, aren't they supposed to be back in bed at the home by 7:30pm?

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

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Is that Lyle Lovett's unclaimed, bastard son on the right from a night of carousing and unprotected sex with a regarded groupie?

13 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

This is real life.

Right before the PSU tipoff.

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Yep, I fell out of the chair laughing when that came across the screen. 

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I could have sworn I aready saw that movie:

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4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Oh No Wow GIF by The Great British Bake Off

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Don't care, won meat judging. 

"At least we weren't the laughing stock of the league"....aggy aiming high

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One for the ages?  25-10, 2nd place in the SEC, #30 in KenPom?

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

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Is this a scene from Deliverance?

"At least we weren't the laughing stock of the league"....aggy aiming high
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I mean they are the laughing stock tonight. Ended their season with 2 blowout losses.

“I thought the aggies were supposed to be a 4 or 5 seed? 

They were posed to be so great.  

I am confused.”

23 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

“I thought the aggies were supposed to be a 4 or 5 seed? 

They were posed to be so great.  

I am confused.”

Did.Not.Want.To.Be.There. 
 

 

This is real life.
Right before the PSU tipoff.
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Nittany Longhorns?
6 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

This is real life.

Right before the PSU tipoff.

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Is that Carrot Top's cousin?

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