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1 hour ago, Auto Driller said:

Olympic sized swimming pool construction services.

I totally forgot about that.  If I recall it was correct before the meet and short after the meet. 

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9 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Aggy influence is ever growing. They are branching out into bailbonds now. 

Not only am I the president I’m also a client.  Actually all of us are 

3 hours ago, Auto Driller said:

Olympic sized swimming pool construction services.

That is what I meant by "cement pond measurements".   Jethro supervised and approved.

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I totally forgot about that.  If I recall it was correct before the meet and short after the meet. 

The first time was with an aggy measuring tape. 3” is marked as 6” to impress the milkmen.
On 3/19/2023 at 11:53 AM, DFW Horn said:

WRTS was/is more aggy delusion. All they ever run is their mouths.

Coulda, woulda, shoulda legends of their own minds.

Indeed.

If moral victories won trophies the Hall Of Champions would need an addition.

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11 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Even Looch agrees

Yeah, but I don't think Looch gets the satire.  His reply indicates that he still firmly believes aggy has legitimate grievances.

16 hours ago, Wayne said:

 

Cant wait until they have a bad offensive game, scoring say 17-20 points.  Bobby will be thrown under the bus within the first 30 seconds of the post game presser. 

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40 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Cant wait until they have a bad offensive game, scoring say 17-20 points.  Bobby will be thrown under the bus motorcycle within the first 30 seconds of the post game presser. 

FIFY

So the sea gomers have a new statue here in Galveston. It is two rings stacked atop each other. The rings have all the typical gomer BS on them as well as two dates. The first date on the first ring is 1966 when Galveston College opened. The second date is 1975 on the second ring when women and blacks were first admitted. How typical of these fighin farmers to steal the history and traditions of another school.

I have it on good authority that Unknown (not on roster) is really turning heads in practice this week.  Like, "move him to second unit" impressive play.

3 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I have it on good authority that Unknown (not on roster) is really turning heads in practice this week.  Like, "move him to second unit" impressive play.

Is that Unknown (not on roster), Unknown (not on roster), or Unknown (not on roster)?

44 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

This, my friends, is what another 5-7 team looks like.


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I hear unknown not on roster is a real gamer

10 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Is that Unknown (not on roster), Unknown (not on roster), or Unknown (not on roster)?

Yes

30 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I hear unknown not on roster is a real gamer

And as next season progresses, "unknown" could sweep through the depth chart like a bad virus.

I can't believe this thread has over 1000 pages of people talking about these retards!

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All I know is I wouldn't want to face off with that badass in a bar fight.

23 minutes ago, South Austin said:

And as next season progresses, "unknown" could sweep through the depth chart like a bad virus.

that's the flu-nknown to you

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

This, my friends, is what another 5-7 team looks like.


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That is classic that an aggy acceptance letter looks like the decorations in those mongoloids’ house.

Live
Laugh
Aggy

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

All I know is I wouldn't want to face off with that badass in a bar fight.

You're safe unless you frequent the Dixie Chicken

1 hour ago, UTEE97 said:

I can't believe this thread has over 1000 pages of people talking about these retards!

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The Venn diagram with cypress texas, aggy and "people who have little stupid sayings as art"  must just look like one circle.

4 hours ago, Mr. Drummond said:

The Venn diagram with cypress texas, aggy and "people who have little stupid sayings as art"  must just look like one circle.

There's no purple Cougars in Cypress, that's probably College Station high actually 

6 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

I can't believe this thread has over 1000 pages of people talking about these retards!

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Serious question-what the fuck does that mantle piece behind his goofy ass head say, "Gan------l"???

Also, if anything in your house on a contiguous piece of wood, or canvas, or clothing has more than two fonts going on at the same time---you're either in a cult, your parents are related, or both.  Stop basing your life on Hobby Lobby.  It was supposed to just be a place to get cheap shit for your kids' art projects, not a fucking way of life or political ideology or higher education ethos.

7 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

I can't believe this thread has over 1000 pages of people talking about these retards!

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Swell haircut.

9 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

This, my friends, is what another 5-7 team looks like.


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That 2nd team looks stellar. Good thing for them injuries aren’t a part of football.

8 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

I can't believe this thread has over 1000 pages of people talking about these retards!

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Does aggy handout these announcement posters like candy on Halloween?    

14 hours ago, South Austin said:

Yeah, but I don't think Looch gets the satire.  His reply indicates that he still firmly believes aggy has legitimate grievances.

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13 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Does aggy handout these announcement posters like candy on Halloween?    

Apparently….my niece posted hers the other day….she knows how I feel….I didn’t say a word.

3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Apparently….my niece posted hers the other day….she knows how I feel….I didn’t say a word.

I have a number of aggy alum friends  kids who I expect to see with these announcements this time of year .  That’s just being aggy.    But I see others who I know have no immediate ties to aggy as well which makes me think their acceptance rate must be crazy high these days.  The other thing I see in my neighborhood is yards signs announcing a future member of the aggy class of 2027 lives here.     

2 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

Don't sleep on Tuesday Morning.

Or TJ Maxx…..     Actually I’ve become a fan of their clothing lately.   They have some damn good deals on shirts.

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10 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Or TJ Maxx…..     Actually I’ve become a fan of their clothing lately.   They have some damn good deals on shirts.

Marshalls or GTFO.

On 3/18/2023 at 8:41 PM, TonyTexas said:

Even funnier is that ESPN doesn’t even have broadcasting rights to the tournament. 

was just about to post this

did anyone over there bring this new information to light?

On 3/18/2023 at 10:44 PM, Dewey said:

Ross Dork has to make phone calls every time there's a perceived injustice. "I'm gathering information as I speak and will have a full report for you mouth breathers soon. "

"What we found was that no one knew Texas was joining the SEC, not even the commissioner. He apologized profusely and assured me we will get the first home game"

"In talking with the committee, they have admitted error, they dropped the ball and the NCAA is sending a Final Four banner that will hang in Reed" 

and we won't have to play Texas every year, as part of our agreement to allow them to join

On 3/19/2023 at 12:48 AM, Gaffords said:

Haha... If Texas owned ESPN, aggy would still be in the Big 12.

you stupid sip

espn owns the sec, which means texas was responsible for our move to the sec..... wait.  wut?

That 2nd team looks stellar. Good thing for them injuries aren’t a part of football.
2 Swedes on that second team O, unmatched in all of the SEC.

Advantage aggy
7 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Does aggy handout these announcement posters like candy on Halloween?    

 

they hand them  out like their diplomas

 

like candy on Halloween….

8 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

was just about to post this

did anyone over there bring this new information to light?

No no no, you don't understand. The tournament actually being on a different network is part of the overall larger BOMC. Texas forces ESPN to pay CBS/TNT hush money to broadcast the games. 4D chess 

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