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19 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

There was a thread started after the USC game where someone put a post supposedly from a USC fan saying what a great time he had at the game.  It took about 5 posts on Surly before someone was calling bullshit. 

Oh I definitely remember that. 

There was a few suckers got pulled in before it became clear. 

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Oh I definitely remember that. 
There was a few suckers got pulled in before it became clear. 
Link to thread?
31 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

There was a thread started after the USC game where someone put a post supposedly from a USC fan saying what a great time he had at the game.  It took about 5 posts on Surly before someone was calling bullshit. 

It was a troll-job cut and pasted from the aggy template. It wasn’t offered as truth.

9 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

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The agony and the ecstasy of squeezing your left testicle so you can share the pain with your team on the field.  

They're eunuchs. It's all a fraud.

"Loss hurt but i am happy we fought hard enough we wake up the 12th man. It's an experience i'll never forget"

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5 hours ago, El Squared said:

Amazing SEC pride...playing only 8 conference games and filling schedules with FCS teams and generally shitty ones at that.

ESPN, like CBS, has to protect their investment and over-selling the SEC has always been their M.O., just like NBC when they had most of the ND games.

Nothing pisses off aggy more than Texas success, so if we just keep winning their ovaries will explode.

They are like the five year old at the birthday party, trying desperately to get attention away from the birthday boy, running around and yelling until they accidentally run into a tree and are knocked  out cold.

Kinda like this past weekend, A&M wins at home against a ranked SEC foe, but was still an afterthought in regards to what UT accomplished...

They should just go ahead and slap a

mVu

on their helmet, even as historical throwbacks, standing for - you guessed it,

“”Moral Victory University””


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2 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

I just can't understand why someone feels obligated to write these 'Oh aggy was so great when I visited' stories...

I mean who does that?! 

Is it the same person everytime?

Do they enjoy the fact that they're lying?

Do they justify it by assuming someone feels this way?

I can't wrap my mind about this to understand it.

 

It's the Vanity Sizing of internet message boards.

I'm not sure that they can even claim best two loss team in the country.  TCU would run circles around aggy.

59 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

Kinda like this past weekend, A&M wins at home against a ranked SEC foe, but was still an afterthought in regards to what UT accomplished...

afterthought? the only fans that even thought about the win were aggy and maybe a few ky fans.

I'm not sure that they can even claim best two loss team in the country.  TCU would run circles around aggy.

Are they even the best 2 loss team in their conference?

This 2018 aggy team would not “run the table” in the Southland Conference, because you know half of them are SEC tough and from schools in Louisiana.

LSU doesn’t have enough room for all of them talented “SEC ready” boys!


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2 hours ago, Shaddie said:

Need to start a poll on this. 

 

1. A Surly trolling aggy. 

2. One of the 10-12 self “aware” aggy is trolling Surly and aggy. 

3. Not possible cause mammals who can breathe and procreate are not possible to be that stupid. 

4. This guy:

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Listened to texags today. They no joke said the Kentucky game was and instant classic and might be the greatest defensive performance ever by aggy in Kyle Field history(!!!)

I wish I could live a few days in that kind of blissful ignorance. 

Why do all of these visiting fan-fiction posts always happen on txaggys and never on secrant? Someone who posts on secrant should start a thread asking for true stories about going to Pyle as a visiting fan. Let's get the truth.

 

 

8 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Listened to texags today. They no joke said the Kentucky game was and instant classic and might be the greatest defensive performance ever by aggy in Kyle Field history(!!!)

I wish I could live a few days in that kind of blissful ignorance. 

Yea they started their equivalent of Realignment Talk Not Going Away by wondering if it's time to break out the ol' Wrecking Crew moniker.  I guess since they were tied at the end of regulation, they should call KY's defense the Wrecking Crew, too.

When Texas introduced the wishbone and was getting 300 yards rushing a game, the offense became nicknamed the Orange Crush. I don't see anyone around here wanting to resurrect something from another time. 

Aggy's great defenses were back during the option days when the hitting was hard and the concepts simpler. They will never be the Wrecking Crew again just like there won't be Lombardi's college Seven Blocks of Granite. 

46 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I'm not sure that they can even claim best two loss team in the country.  TCU would run circles around aggy.

In a fashionably early bowl projection, TCU will meet aggy in December's Texas Bowl.  Please let this happen.

45 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Listened to texags today. They no joke said the Kentucky game was and instant classic and might be the greatest defensive performance ever by aggy in Kyle Field history(!!!)

I wish I could live a few days in that kind of blissful ignorance. 

what does that say about the aggy offensive performance if during their greatest defensive performance it took overtime to win the game.

58 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I'm not sure that they can even claim best two loss team in the country.  TCU would run circles around aggy.

I'd love to see them play SC.

11 minutes ago, po elvis said:

what does that say about the aggy offensive performance if during their greatest defensive performance it took overtime to win the game.

Go sell that wacky science mumbo-jumbo somewhere else, Mr. Weisenheimer!!! You some kinda math "guru" or something?

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16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'd love to see them play SC.

I'm certain they would lose that game, but imagine what OU would put up on their secondary.  We know to take the over, and I'm guessing something like 63-36

They enjoy being losers. It's been their identity forever.

2 hours ago, kopp0e said:

Kinda like this past weekend, A&M wins at home against a ranked SEC foe, but was still an afterthought in regards to what UT accomplished...

A better descriptor of aggy might be afterbirth.

4 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

TCU would boat race those fucking nimrods. 

TCU just seems like way mentally tougher and badass than atm. I don't think they're a great team per se but they will show up and whip your ass if you let them (which atm likely would).

25 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'd love to see them play SC.

Aggy will get their shot to prove it against Auburn and MS State.  But USC, Stanford, TCU and Sparty would beat aggy easily.  I like Va Tech, TTU or Okie Lite's chances as well.

But the real problem is that aggy is being ranked ahead of ONE loss teams like Wash St and Iowa.

6 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

Aggy will get their shot to prove it against Auburn and MS State.  But USC, Stanford, TCU and Sparty would beat aggy easily.  I like Va Tech, TTU or Okie Lite's chances as well.

But the real problem is that aggy is being ranked ahead of ONE loss teams like Wash St and Iowa.

Stanford is pretty fucking trash I wouldn't take them over aggy at pyle field. Yeah fuck aggy but let's be reasonable. 

We will find out about aggy over the next four weeks.  Three road games against Muschamp, Miss State and Auburn.  Then they get Ole Miss at home.  

1 hour ago, Modessit said:

Why do all of these visiting fan-fiction posts always happen on txaggys and never on secrant? Someone who posts on secrant should start a thread asking for true stories about going to Pyle as a visiting fan. Let's get the truth.

I’ve been there numerous times. I’ve always found their fans to be rude rednecks screaming about grass and taking hats off and stuff.

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Stanford is pretty fucking trash I wouldn't take them over aggy at pyle field. Yeah fuck aggy but let's be reasonable. 

With Bryce Love they are clearly a better team than aggy.  Without him you're correct.

Yeah but that’s secsecsec? You can’t just be expected to win half your games against sec opponents.

It would be great to see aggy (if elegible) facing ou/usc/etc.

Yeah but that’s secsecsec? You can’t just be expected to win half your games against sec opponents.

It would be great to see aggy (if elegible) facing ou/usc/etc.

They will be there. 8 wins is the ceiling, 6 is the floor.
27 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

We will find out about aggy over the next four weeks.  Three road games against Muschamp, Miss State and Auburn.  Then they get Ole Miss at home.  

Aggy will beat South Carolina. They are trash, just like they’ve been. 

Hopefully Muschamp has something for the ags, but I doubt it. 

3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Listened to texags today. They no joke said the Kentucky game was and instant classic and might be the greatest defensive performance ever by aggy in Kyle Field history(!!!)

I wish I could live a few days in that kind of blissful ignorance. 

Did they not notice that the KY QB did not know how to throw a forward pass?  They could only run the ball, but since aggy put 7-8 in the box and dared them to throw, it worked for aggy.  KY has no offense.  Advantage aggy....I guess.

On 10/8/2018 at 5:22 PM, Tex Pete said:

Oh, Louie. Has A&M ever been back since 1939? Tell us about all those wins you can hang your hat on. 

aggy be like: "2012, that time we beat Bama!" Yet the best they ever did was finish 3rd in the sec west. 

18 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Did they not notice that the KY QB did not know how to throw a forward pass?  They could only run the ball, but since aggy put 7-8 in the box and dared them to throw, it worked for aggy.  KY has no offense.  Advantage aggy....I guess.

Yes. Just like the LSU FL game. Dropping passes that hit you in both hands and or chest is not good defense. It’s just shitty  offense. 

Yes. Just like the LSU FL game. Dropping passes that hit you in both hands and or chest is not good defense. It’s just shitty  offense. 
Yeah but that SEC defense bro!!
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afterthought? the only fans that even thought about the win were aggy and maybe a few ky fans.
ky fans? I'm pretty sure aggy uses crisco.
10 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Listened to texags today. They no joke said the Kentucky game was and instant classic and might be the greatest defensive performance ever by aggy in Kyle Field history(!!!)

I wish I could live a few days in that kind of blissful ignorance. 

Been that long since they shutdown a one dimensional offense?

9 hours ago, Scholz said:

I’ve been there numerous times. I’ve always found their fans to be rude rednecks screaming about grass and taking hats off and stuff.

I mean they have a post on Texfags right now bitching and moaning about playing rap music during warmups.

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1 hour ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Been that long since they shutdown a one dimensional offense?

Don't take this away from them. Who cares that Kentucky's most passing yards this season was 160 yards in a game. Don't pay attention to the fact that they had 2 games where they didn't break 70 yards in the air. The game plan they put together to load the box and stop the run was brilliant. It was one of the greatest defensive games in the history of aggy football. 

SEC is just not very good minus Bama & Georgia. I could see aggy squeaking a win this weekend against Muschamp, and going 1-1 against the inconsistent MSU & Aubarn. That would put them 6-3. If they can play defense against Ole Miss who has none, they could win that one too. LSU is a loss. UAB they will win. Their ceiling is 8-4 but most likely 7-5. 

23 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

SEC is just not very good minus Bama & Georgia. I could see aggy squeaking a win this weekend against Muschamp, and going 1-1 against the inconsistent MSU & Aubarn. That would put them 6-3. If they can play defense against Ole Miss who has none, they could win that one too. LSU is a loss. UAB they will win. Their ceiling is 8-4 but most likely 7-5. 

This.

I was hoping that Kentucky would pull out the victory. If they had, I could have seen the wheels coming off and aggy not making a bowl. 

I think you're right about the 7-5.... which is a far better record than a 9-3 / 10-2 BDF record stupid sips.

SEC! SEC!

12 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

We will find out about aggy over the next four weeks.  Three road games against Muschamp, Miss State and Auburn.  Then they get Ole Miss at home.  

Could all be moral victories.

 Advantage aggy.

 Will be best 6 loss team in all of cfb.

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10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

aggy be like: "2012, that time we beat Bama!" Yet the best they ever did was finish 3rd in the sec west. 

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You beautiful bastard Ramjet.

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