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3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Poor aggy….just can’t win:

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I think the only winner here is Waffle House being nowhere near aggy.

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1 hour ago, BornOrange said:

I think the only winner here is Waffle House being nowhere near aggy.

Pretty sure Waffle House is a big deal in the sec.

4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Pretty sure Waffle House is a big deal in the sec.

A bigger deal in the SEC than Texas A&M?  NO WAY!

Uh, Way! 

6 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Poor aggy….just can’t win:

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Must be some sort of conspiracy that put a Waffle House 64 miles closer to some liberal shithole like tu than CS.

Likely posted up thread but whatevs. Oldie but goodie in my feed. 
 
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This came up after I watched that and scrolled a little.

13 hours ago, Wishbone said:

Seems like a decent franchise opportunity. Of course, if you are posting on this board you’d most likely want to firm up the logistics required to run it successfully in absentia beforehand.

Isn't there a city ordinance about having maroon signage or some such shit?

11 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Pretty sure Waffle House is a big deal in the sec.

aggy just isn't Waffle House good.

16 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

There's at least one exit off I-10 in Mississippi that has a Waffle House visible on both sides of the freeway 

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12 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Pretty sure Waffle House is a big deal in the sec.

And aggy has been lobbying for one for 12 years.  Its like WH is trolling. 

Since it's aggy related... An random aggy Instagram man-whore claims to have had an affair with Nick Saban's married daughter, Kristen. Said he's being blackmailed by some random person who has questionable sourced pics of them hugging each other, while he's wearing a t-shirt with Saban wearing a crown. WTH and who cares?  

 

5 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

Since it's aggy related... An random aggy Instagram man-whore claims to have had an affair with Nick Saban's married daughter, Kristen. Said he's being blackmailed by some random person who has questionable sourced pics of them hugging each other, while he's wearing a t-shirt with Saban wearing a crown. WTH and who cares?  

 

I wonder if she made him leave that shirt on while they were doing the deed.

34 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

Since it's aggy related... An random aggy Instagram man-whore claims to have had an affair with Nick Saban's married daughter, Kristen. Said he's being blackmailed by some random person who has questionable sourced pics of them hugging each other, while he's wearing a t-shirt with Saban wearing a crown. WTH and who cares?  

 

This appears, to me at least, to fall in or at least be aligned to sexual blackmail.

There is an entire division of the FBI dedicated to such crime. https://www.fbi.gov/how-we-can-help-you/scams-and-safety/common-scams-and-crimes/sextortion

Further, unless he was married at the time, I don't really see what real risk he faced with such an outing, which he ultimately did himself.

Were this real, best first step, inform the woman, then contact FBI. Then tell this imaginary blackmailer to go pound sand via FBI.

I think this is fabricated.

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44 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

Since it's aggy related... An random aggy Instagram man-whore claims to have had an affair with Nick Saban's married daughter, Kristen. Said he's being blackmailed by some random person who has questionable sourced pics of them hugging each other, while he's wearing a t-shirt with Saban wearing a crown. WTH and who cares?  

 

Saban's daughter is Lady Elaine Fairchild?

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9 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Who's the third person in the room snapping the pics?

Liucci was hanging out in the cuck chair, of course.

2 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Since it's aggy related... An random aggy Instagram man-whore claims to have had an affair with Nick Saban's married daughter, Kristen. Said he's being blackmailed by some random person who has questionable sourced pics of them hugging each other, while he's wearing a t-shirt with Saban wearing a crown. WTH and who cares?  

 

Today I learned that twenty-something years ago, Dan Mullen banged Miss Terry

She's as plain as the crown on Nick's nose?  Her face?  The crown's nose?  Dammit, I had something for this.  Well played, Beau

TeenWolfT-Shirt/ "What are you looking at NickNose?"  

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2 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Since it's aggy related... An random aggy Instagram man-whore claims to have had an affair with Nick Saban's married daughter, Kristen. Said he's being blackmailed by some random person who has questionable sourced pics of them hugging each other, while he's wearing a t-shirt with Saban wearing a crown. WTH and who cares?  

 

If she is married, why is she still using Saban as a last name?   Doesn't strike me as a feminist type.   No wedding band either.  Guess she could have taken it off.  Shrugs.  Just all seems off.

 

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Sabans hand looks comically large in that pic to me. Can’t explain why.

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13 minutes ago, deft said:

Sabans hand looks comically large in that pic to me. Can’t explain why.

 

Charlie says, "Hi"...

 

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2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Who's the third person in the room snapping the pics?

Case?

3 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Since it's aggy related... An random aggy Instagram man-whore claims to have had an affair with Nick Saban's married daughter, Kristen. Said he's being blackmailed by some random person who has questionable sourced pics of them hugging each other, while he's wearing a t-shirt with Saban wearing a crown. WTH and who cares?  

 

What a dipshit.... I wonder if he wires bitcoin to the scammers who swear they have controlled his computer and having video footage of him beating off too.

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

What a dipshit.... I wonder if he wires bitcoin to the scammers who swear they have controlled his computer and having video footage of him beating off too.

Outkick and Barstool are deep into coverage on this and though I won't link them because both sites are run by pathetic losers, they're identifying this guy as a "former Bachelorette contestant."  

ELL OH FUCKING ELL.

BTW, can someone explain to me why this person who holds incriminating evidence of the tryst is blackmailing the Bachelorette contestant rather than the married daughter of a man who has made hundreds of millions of dollars?

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

BTW, can someone explain to me why this person who holds incriminating evidence of the tryst is blackmailing the Bachelorette contestant rather than the married daughter of a man who has made hundreds of millions of dollars?

Yeah the info can only damage one party here and somehow the blackmailer is going after the one it cannot?  riiiiight.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There's_a_sucker_born_every_minute

Since it happened in College Station can’t help but think this is an Aggy trying to turn their car into a Titan class submersible…wonder if the knockoff Xbox controller they were driving with is what did them in…

 

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

BTW, can someone explain to me why this person who holds incriminating evidence of the tryst is blackmailing the Bachelorette contestant rather than the married daughter of a man who has made hundreds of millions of dollars?

Maybe he initiated the whole blackmail thing with her and this is his way of trying to cover his tracks in what is now a criminal matter.  That would be on brand for Aggie. 

5 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Since it happened in College Station can’t help but think this is an Aggy trying to turn their car into a Titan class submersible…wonder if the knockoff Xbox controller they were driving with is what did them in…

 

"Whoop!"

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14 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Since it happened in College Station can’t help but think this is an Aggy trying to turn their car into a Titan class submersible…wonder if the knockoff Xbox controller they were driving with is what did them in…

 

She didn't drive into the creek!  She just ran out of dry road.

Seems to me that Saban would have the connections and resources to have a blackmailer found and supremely fucked up.

31 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Since it happened in College Station can’t help but think this is an Aggy trying to turn their car into a Titan class submersible…wonder if the knockoff Xbox controller they were driving with is what did them in…

 

Bitch was all good. She put on her Bad Idea Jeans this morning.

 

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29 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Seems to me that Saban would have the connections and resources to have a blackmailer found and supremely fucked up.

Or at least a plastic surgeon.

Texas A&M:  We're too smart to walk on our own grass and too dumb to not drive over it after heavy rains.  

How in the ever living fuck is this thing still considered "College"???

4 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Since it's aggy related... An random aggy Instagram man-whore claims to have had an affair with Nick Saban's married daughter, Kristen. Said he's being blackmailed by some random person who has questionable sourced pics of them hugging each other, while he's wearing a t-shirt with Saban wearing a crown. WTH and who cares?  

 

The comments on that post are wild.  Supposedly Saban’s daughter is divorced.  Many people are claiming that this guy has been stalking her and begging her for some time but she keeps rejecting him.

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20 minutes ago, txhorns said:

The comments on that post are wild.  Supposedly Saban’s daughter is divorced.  Many people are claiming that this guy has been stalking her and begging her for some time but she keeps rejecting him.

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

BTW, can someone explain to me why this person who holds incriminating evidence of the tryst is blackmailing the Bachelorette contestant rather than the married daughter of a man who has made hundreds of millions of dollars?

Aggie passive aggression.

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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I'm not saying you're wrong on the appeal aspects but I don't see any reason at all we are focusing any attention on her. None!

This dipshit aggie is the one who deserves the love.

1 hour ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Since it happened in College Station can’t help but think this is an Aggy trying to turn their car into a Titan class submersible…wonder if the knockoff Xbox controller they were driving with is what did them in…

 

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23 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Remember the aggy journalism bru haha hiring and firing scandal…?   Well…

Texas A&M hires new journalism faculty members…

 

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Texas A&M University will double its full-time journalism faculty ahead of the fall semester, forging ahead after a hiring scandal tainted the program’s much-anticipated revival and raised major concerns about recruitment at the institution.

Mariano Castillo and Flora Charner of CNN and Paul O’Donnell of The Dallas Morning News will join the journalism program as professors of practice, A&M officials confirmed.

Oh boy. Once words gets out aggy hired the fake news media, I know a couple of people who will be getting that $1M bonus before signing on to a gig somewhere else. 

On 4/29/2024 at 2:24 PM, Carl Spackler said:

Who the fuck are the Elks?

 

On 4/29/2024 at 2:33 PM, Lhorn said:

Never heard of the Elks ... 

Used to be Esquimaux Eskimos before it was racist.

Being Elk Brothers just doesn't seem the same...

Oh boy. Once words gets out aggy hired the fake news media, I know a couple of people who will be getting that $1M bonus before signing on to a gig somewhere else. 

And one of them is Hispanic

This won’t go well
47 minutes ago, Updawg said:


And one of them is Hispanic

This won’t go well

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