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57 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Dammit that was beyond painful

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Damn we could have closed on Noriega in half the time using that !!

 

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

geez 😬

 

 

On 6/26/2024 at 3:37 PM, 'stache said:

I obviously don't watch aggy baseball. Are the "dancers on the dugout" just the milkmen or is there some other bizarre turdition going on at Lysteria Field?

 

On 6/26/2024 at 3:45 PM, BurntEyes said:

No.. someone had the audacity to actually have females engaged in cheer efforts for baseball. Some red ass aggies didn't appreciate it at all.

https://aggiediamonddarlings.wixsite.com/aggiediamonddarlings

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On 6/26/2024 at 3:50 PM, Born Burnt said:

Aggie fans wanted this...

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Instead of this...

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Ive been trying to find it again (without success 😡), but there is a great postgame interview/video that I think is on X/twitter with Schloss talking about the fans reactions to having either them, the Diamond gals or the Dance team on the dugouts in between innings when this was first done (think  it was against Portland February 2023). He was pretty upset with the fans and their response to it. The video ended with him basically saying  he didn't understand it and needed to stop talking about it before he got in trouble for his remarks. 

No doubt he asked himself then,.. WTF have I gotten into?

Edited by BillyGoatHill

Relating to above (won't let me edit now)....👆

Should have gone to youtube earlier.

Start the video around the 2:15 mark for aggy loyalty...

 

8 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

I know Randolph in real life(have had a few beers with him) and he always laughs at how riled up aggy grads get because they can't handle the truth. Besides Mack and Leach from back in the day, no one else can get under the aggy's skin like Randolph Duke. 

Joey Freshwater seems to be taking up the mantle from Leach.  And he's doing a great job so far.

 

What in the manifesto is this?
Seems aggy has their very own Bill Little wannabe.
13 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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What a bunch of hogwash!  I assume that the /sarc tag was left off.

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Welp... if we're going to get all technical about "little brother", let's remember that aggy was created as nothing more than one College, of The University of Texas.

It stayed that way for a long time - as realized in their Spirit song, which needed to have its words changed from "... the Aggies are we, we are from Texas AMC" to "... the Aggies so true, we are from Texas AMU" to preserve the rhyme, after they got permission to call themselves a University. They knew.

Hell, Texas College of Mines knew they were more of a brother to aggy, well before becoming UTEP.

So, aggy, the bottom line is that in fact, Texas is not a brother to you at all, not big brother, certainly not little brother.

Texas was, is, and will always be:

YOUR DADDY.

 

Hook'em.

 

He failed to piss this Horn fan off.  By the lack of responses here, seems he didn't fare too well in that quest.    The lack of self-awareness grows more wearisome. 

On 6/27/2024 at 6:48 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Keep it coming aggy! Message Board Geniuses shared these  

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Shoe cause?

Aggy is going straight Woogie now.

We're going to need a restraining order on that whole school

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13 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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I like how the subreddit upvoted it to the top specifically for more people to clown on them. They really are that delusional.

15 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Welp... if we're going to get all technical about "little brother", let's remember that aggy was created as nothing more than one College, of The University of Texas.

 

Correct. Both academically and now in baseball, aggy is our "farm system".

16 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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I'm so confused...I always thought A&M stood for Assholes and Morons.

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15 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Weigman didn't learn much at camp, apparently. Late, high, and behind is a good way to get your receivers killed.

STOOPID SIPS!!  Weigman was also recruited by Schloss, so TEH WERLDZ GRATEST BETRAYUL was weighing on his mind!

 

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The butthurt is amazing. 

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38 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

The butthurt is amazing. 

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All these aggy tears are so delicious.

On 6/26/2024 at 2:15 PM, bad_teammate said:

Sumlin announced as new A&M coach 12/10
UH's season not over until 12/24

Fisher announced as new A&M coach 12/4
FSU's season not over until 12/27

Elko announced as new A&M coach 11/17
Duke's season not over until 12/23

Schloss announced as new A&M coach 6/9
TCU's season over 6/6

I'm going to give the Aggies in my life a couple of days to go through the mourning process, but after that it's going to be time to dry the tears and grow the fuck up.

this is brilliant and irrefutable

i would add that every sentence they uttered talking about fisher for at least 3 years used the word SITTING

Exactly. We just need to hype up our new hire as a sitting CWS coach. That should make it copacetic.

15 minutes ago, deft said:

Exactly. We just need to hype up our new hire as a sitting CWS championship finals coach. That should make it copacetic.

Fify

On 6/26/2024 at 3:45 PM, BurntEyes said:

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i would love to see a pic of their parents and i'll bet 9 out of 10 look exactly like their dad

On 6/27/2024 at 10:06 AM, Brisketexan said:

Seriously.  They're.....ok.  But back in the day, my season tix at the Disch were in a spot where we were regularly joined by members of the Disch Falk Diamonds.  The homeliest Diamond would have been the A-#1 knockout of that aggy group.

Texas....we're just better.  At literally everything.

To be fair, though, D-F Diamonds didn't have to dance or cheer or anything.

21 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

 

Sweet mother of God, pass the eye bleach......and lobotomy tools.

On 6/28/2024 at 3:00 PM, BillyGoatHill said:

Relating to above (won't let me edit now)....👆

Should have gone to youtube earlier.

Start the video around the 2:15 mark for aggy loyalty...

 

IDK how people are not mentioning this more with the "betrayal". He saw how aggy fans acted and was like wtf. It's clear he was always uncomfortable being at A&M. 

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50 minutes ago, Intercourse With Gray said:

IDK how people are not mentioning this more with the "betrayal". He saw how aggy fans acted and was like wtf. It's clear he was always uncomfortable being at A&M. 

He said “I don’t know what kinda place this is…”. About aggy fans after the Portland game in that clip.  lol 

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9 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

this is brilliant and irrefutable

i would add that every sentence they uttered talking about fisher for at least 3 years used the word SITTING

Jimbo is so short it does always look like he's sitting. 

The cherry atop the cake would be if Conner Weigman, leaves football and transfers to UT to play baseball? :)

this is brilliant and irrefutable
i would add that every sentence they uttered talking about fisher for at least 3 years used the word SITTING

But the reporter!!1!!!!1!1!
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On 6/28/2024 at 5:52 PM, Beau Vine said:

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The Aggy who is OP if that Reddit thread seems to be a glutton for punishment:

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lolz

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On 6/27/2024 at 12:31 PM, Nueces River Rat said:


Maybe if those dipshits would’ve not spent the last decade blaming Texas for their departure to the SEC and not telling the whole story about the Longhorn Network among other things their lapdogs in the Texas Print media repeated, the turn of events this week might have been different. This on top of the hissy fit they threw after our invite to the SEC and the ridiculous gentlemen’s agreement they contend they had with the SEC.

and always worth repeating that aggy had already decided to join the sec 7 months before espn announced the lhn

we knew it at the time and got aggy-documented proof from bowtie's book

it's like the turdition talking points they hand out to tv production crews on gill, dogs, milkmen etc. which are parroted unquestioningly

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4 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

lolz

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