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40 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

This is fucking classic aggy copium... "...haven't had a SEC night game EVER."!!!

Right, so somehow this will be magically different from the 'Bama game last year.

Fucking morons.

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37 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

We'd never played at night in the 'shoe, either.  Until we did.

Fans tend to overestimate the homefield advantage, including time of day, alcohol, redass quotient, etc.  We are going to roll those goobers.

Yeah, I don’t understand the reasoning why a home night game is such a deal breaker?

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53 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

This is fucking classic aggy copium... "...haven't had a SEC night game EVER."!!!

Right, so somehow this will be magically different from the 'Bama game last year.

Fucking morons.

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That SEC patch changes everything I guess. Bama can’t be expected to play hard against a Big12 team. 

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:


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Tell me more about aggy "outshining" The University. When did that actually happen?

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If all was right in the world this game would be kicking off in an hour

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

This is fucking classic aggy copium... "...haven't had a SEC night game EVER."!!!

Right, so somehow this will be magically different from the 'Bama game last year.

Fucking morons.

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Bama didn't count... Because reasons.

2 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

Bama didn't count... Because reasons.

You weren't in the SEC stupid sip!

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18 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

You weren't in the SEC stupid sip!

It just meant less. 

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Doesn’t a championship run entail an actual championship?

 

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:


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That's hilarious that they think they can get 100k people to fake support that. They are currently sitting at an impressive 35 signatures, including Jack Me off, Aggie is Retarded and JizzJar OldArmy

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Did the Aggies make a Mike Elko 20xx National Championship trophy?

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:


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So, let's take this crap point by point:

1 - a) you didn't win a championship, therefore it was not a championship run  and b) how did we interfere? Coaches consider better jobs all the damn time. Shit happens. You didn't win the championship and you lost your coach. Fucking deal with it.

2 - a) if true, how is that on us?  and   b) bullshit. That was a pretty fairly called game, as B12 games go. I know a lot of ags were pissed and moaned about the personal foul on our last drive, but that was 100% in line with how that was called that year.

3 - Huh? This sounds like pure projection.

4 - Again, if true how is this on us? Also, the SEC clearly stated that their scheduling was taking into account team strength over the last decade (? I think) and we have been pretty damn average. That's why we have fired three coaches since you last saw us.

5 - Bullshit. Total, unadulterated bullshit. You are a complete fucking moron for suggesting this bullshit is true.

6 - We ARE big brother. Look at the record to understand why. And I don't just mean football, as if that isn't enough. Look at all sports.

And why is one 10-15 year period 3 decades ago in a century-plus long history the end-all reference point for you gomers? A period when, oh by the way, you were the cheatingest motherfuckers in all of college football. (Cause/effect much, genius?) You do realize that the ONLY reason aggy football did NOT get the death penalty was because the NCAA saw how badly SMU got crippled by it? 

7 - We don't teach them. Kids are perceptive and they understand we are just better than you.

8 - We didn't follow you. The college football world has changed and we made the best move for US. And, btw, the SEC would have kicked your middling asses to the curb to get us if they had to. As to you outshining us... The next time that happens will be the first, you delusional, hayseed jackass.

2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Where is Elko going to lead them? Straight to the buffet line.

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Lead them to the only Buc-ees bathroom stall they can't keep clean?

 

9 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Would the judges also accept 94e661c4de73ce2469252c8264fef580.gif

Yep, that would be the TL;DR version.

I just saw a pair of tickets for the aggy game on the 50 yard line are going for $2.25 million. Imagine paying literally millions of dollars to see fucking aggys instead of going down to your local mcdonalds instead. Holy shit.

59 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Did the Aggies make a Mike Elko 20xx National Championship trophy?

Elko's more of a 3X

30 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I just saw a pair of tickets for the aggy game on the 50 yard line are going for $2.25 million. Imagine paying literally millions of dollars to see fucking aggys instead of going down to your local mcdonalds instead. Holy shit.

Where? I need to show someone that.

15 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Elko's more of a 3X

I'd say more if an infinite-X-imal.

And inventor of the T-muu, available from TEMU...

I just saw a pair of tickets for the aggy game on the 50 yard line are going for $2.25 million. Imagine paying literally millions of dollars to see fucking aggys instead of going down to your local mcdonalds instead. Holy shit.

Gonna need a link to believe this.

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4 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

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Substitute for Elko in that quote any of Fran, Sherman, Sumlin, or Jimbo and any aggy will begrudgingly admit they’ve said that before.  Along with next year is our year.

9 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I checked ticket master and they were about 3,100. are you saying with fees that is 3.1M? I mean, aggy math and all.

I'm not saying anything, I am not the author of the article.

I checked ticket master and they were about 3,100. are you saying with fees that is 3.1M? I mean, aggy math and all.

3100 to 3.1 from Ticketmaster? I believe it.
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11 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

I would pay good money to see somebody dig up the bones of the dead dogs under the stadium and arrange them into the shape of "27-25". And then leave a stack of topped over lincoln logs next to it. And castrate Johnathan Manziel.

If only Aggies could accept the truth as the above Ole Miss fan has, they could be content. 

Dude gets it. Most of us do. This cracked me up in the comments.

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27 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I would pay good money to see somebody dig up the bones of the dead dogs under the stadium and arrange them into the shape of "27-25". And then leave a stack of topped over lincoln logs next to it. And castrate Johnathan Manziel.

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2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

1 - a) you didn't win a championship, therefore it was not a championship run  and b) how did we interfere? Coaches consider better jobs all the damn time. Shit happens. You didn't win the championship and you lost your coach. Fucking deal with it.

 

4 hours ago, Pancho said:


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50 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Oh, look. The totally not obsessed infantile pieces of shit are back. Hopefully they didn’t commit burglary and thousands of dollars of vandalism this time. 

I remember back on January One 1999 I went to the Cotton Bowl cuzz my Lord and Saver was a actin as the Missippy State head coach.I drunk up about eight measures a vodka fore kickoff and I was a swangin cowbells with my Missippy brethren like they was lamb carcasses on the hook after another meat judgin vicktree.

Come hafftime I done added bout seven pints a Cotton Bowl keg beer to my bladder an I was swole up like a pregnant cow dog, soes I went a looking fer the john. Seein how the piss line extended ten tractor langths out the door I kept a walkin and turnt a corner facing some closed elevador doors. I took a chance an whipped 'er out right there and then. I wanna take this moment to thank God, Jackie Sherrill, and Bucky Richardson that I was able to finish without them doors openin. I dont thank I coulda survived a Dallas Cop billy clubbin in my grain n barley soaked state.

Come the fourth qwarter this longhorn fella behind me kept yellin, "Hey Sherrill, I hear John Wayne Gasey used to dress up like a clown too!"
I wanted to confront this fella, but I dident fill like gettin my *** whooped, and besides I done added bout eight more pints a beer to my belly since the haff and my brain was swimmin somewheres tween the Skilla and the Caribs. My innerds was a bubblin up sumpin fierce soes I went a stumblin twords the john a figgerin to upheave.

This is where I might get a little sentamental. You see, all this talk about renavatin the Cotton Bowl makes me sad. Cuzz that mornin as I stumbled threw the bathroom stall and the rust spat from its tired hinges, I fell to the tiled floor where the grit has turned green with age and bad aim; desperately I gripped the base of that cherished old potty, lurched my flushed face over the discolored edge of the worn creaky seat, and emancipated the new year's contents of my soul into that cracked porcalin relic. At that moment, I knew without a shadow of a doubt, that the kin folk of Kyle Rote and Doak Walker once sat n shat upon that same sacred tank. ----- ... give me a moment to wipe the tears from my eyes... ----- Folks, I hope you understand why the Cotton Bowl can never be renavated. Theys just too much histry in that house.

The Cotton Bowl's an ALLSOME place, Amen

The best part of this is that there are cameras everywhere on campus. Fucking idiots.

Taking down the nation’s colors to fly the aggy flag. Now that’s just good bull right there. 

18 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

Someone needs to post the picture of Chance drunk off his ass with a bottle of pumpkin pie flavored liquor in his hands.  You know, since it’s Thanksgiving and all….

I know Chance.  He’s been sober for a good while.  Just FYI.  

1 hour ago, MontereyMX said:

Justin Tucker may or may not have signed it

Is that like the old "I just voted for Jesse Jackson" bit from Eddie Murphy?

1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

I know Chance.  He’s been sober for a good while.  Just FYI.  

That’s good to hear, props to him!

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Aren’t they really good with polls and petitions? This is concerning.
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Spider rote a pome:

My classes just begun at Collin County Community Collage and I allready got a assinement in my Creative Riting class. I suppose to come up with a originale pome all my own.As you tsips now, aint much else Spider can thank off exsept the big game this weakend between the fightin Texas Aggies and the Noter Dame. So hears what I come up with...

Look Out Noter Dame


Look out Irish, Look out Noter Dame.
Perpair to loose this football game.

I laff at you domers that boast off tradition.
We the ones with bonfire and tunnel vision.

You may have the golden dome and the Cathlick Pope.
We has maroon karrots and a fullback on dope.

You may have NCs and Highsmens to boot.
We has boy cheerleeders in ice cream sutes.

You may have the 4 horsmen and a fella name Gipper.
We has 4H Clubs and 300 pound strippers.

You may have Newt Rockny and that old Irish luck.
We has RC Slocum and the seckrataries he's (bin frendly with).

You may laff at our shaved heads and our hick overalls.
Just wate till we bend over and skweeze our aggie balls.

You may mock us and you may tease us.
But we goeing to turd on touchdown Jesus.

gig'em

2 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Is that like the old "I just voted for Jesse Jackson" bit from Eddie Murphy?

maybe he can get a hold of Case M and a few more.   They could sign as well.  

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