Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

On 10/24/2018 at 9:38 AM, GRHorn said:

cmon Aggy.  When you were focused on being the top instate SEC school, you lost focus on what really mattered. 

Tech definitely had him on their team.

latest?cb=20160626112838

  • Replies 91.2k
  • Views 9.6m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

On 10/24/2018 at 12:45 PM, LW Goatman said:

This picture is a pretty damn good representation. Meet "reb" from texags:

 

aggieinline.png

 

On 10/24/2018 at 12:46 PM, Katfid54 said:

Jesus christ that photo has everything. 

 

On 10/24/2018 at 12:51 PM, MrPhlegm said:

No it doesnt. where is the giant sec logo?

@RamjetFDO you know what to do!

27 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

 

@RamjetFDO you know what to do!

So he just adds a Bert to the background to make it perfect?

On 10/24/2018 at 12:45 PM, LW Goatman said:

This picture is a pretty damn good representation. Meet "reb" from texags:

 

aggieinline.png

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

19 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

So he just adds a Bert to the background to make it perfect?

And an SEC logo

1 hour ago, RamjetFDO said:

aggy_forrestrump.jpg

Love Bert looking out the window as he's driving and picturing him saying something like this:

 

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is that yul brenner robot in the back?

In the crème de la crème of the chess world in a show with everything but

32 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

In the crème de la crème of the chess world in a show with everything but

College Station! 

Redneck city,

where the sheep don't know what the aggy are gettin'!

...with apologies to Ramjet, but there was a factual error...

45568786781_1004d22ef9_m.jpg

 

1 hour ago, jTower said:

...with apologies to Ramjet, but there was a factual error...

45568786781_1004d22ef9_m.jpg

 

Yep.  At worst we need a question mark after again.

21 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

It's really Bama vs. every one else. Aggy is just hanging by the mouth from Bama's scroat.

I have explained this before. It has nothing to do with Bama. TAMU has battered wife syndrome. When they were forced off the breast of UT, they needed a new daddy. Bama has filled that role. 

 

Nah - aggy already thinks they were great once.  They just need the "sleeping giant" to awaken, so they'll be great AGAIN.

9 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:
I have explained this before. It has nothing to do with Bama. TAMU has battered wife syndrome. When they were forced off the breast of UT, they needed a new daddy. Bama has filled that role. 

 

Your daddy had breasts?

At what point does aggy change their name to TeSEC A&M?

25 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Your daddy had breasts?

 

Just now, gyroprotagonist said:

His name was Robert Paulson

I'd rec this twice if I could 

I know this is wrong but the thought of that racist little twerp being unhappy all of his life makes me happy.  

1 hour ago, RamjetFDO said:

Nah - aggy already thinks they were great once.  They just need the "sleeping giant" to awaken, so they'll be great AGAIN.

Just what we need

Make Aggy Great Again - hats,

now you've done it.  You've gone and killed us all

18 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

I feel like creating an account just so every time he posts some weak ass shit like this I'll just put this:

imgur>

 

Then this

PowerlessGrandioseEastsiberianlaika-max-

 

Then this

giphy.webp

23 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Just what we need

Make Aggy Great Again - hats,

now you've done it.  You've gone and killed us all

giphy.gif

38 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Huh. Is this some kind of burn you have to be inside the A&M culture to understand?

Yes.  It's a burn on t-shirt fans from a UH grad who pulls for aggy.  From the outside you can't understand it.

15 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Huh. Is this some kind of burn you have to be inside the A&M culture to understand?

I don't think it's a burn when you're just pulling shit out of your ass. 

It's like really really shitty stand-up shtick. 

  • Author
Yes.  It's a burn on t-shirt fans from a UH grad who pulls for aggy.  From the outside you can't understand it.
From the inside it's dog vomit.
  • Author
I don't think it's a burn when you're just pulling shit out of your ass. 

Depends on how many habeneros ya ate.

 

 
It's too bad they had to ship the Texas A&M 2015 Music City Bowl Champions, Texas A&M 2016 Texas Bowl Champions, and Texas A&M 2017 Belk Bowl Champions t-shirts to some 3rd-World country.

those assholes would  kill for "t-shirt fans"

they throw a parade whenever one of them spots their logo on any telecast, anywhere.

3 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

Nah - aggy already thinks they were great once.  They just need the "sleeping giant" to awaken, so they'll be great AGAIN.

True. Delusional gonna delusion. 

We are scared to play aggy...

So we ask Alabama if they are interested AFTER aggy turned us down...

With the Alabama game, we had Ohio State reach out to me and ask to move our game back a couple years because they were able to schedule Notre Dame. I understood that. I said, “Okay, but let me find a game before we do that.”

The athletics cirector at Alabama is a dear friend of mine and said ‘Hey, do you want to play a home-and-home?’

And I said ‘Yeah, let’s do that.’ And we were able to do that.

We talked briefly to A&M. A&M was already booked at the time and couldn’t do it. Alabama had an opening and away we went.

Usually it’s not that easy. We are now working on games for 2027, 2028, 2029, 2030, 2031, 2032.

The AD at TCU will not touch football scheduling until 2031. That’s how far out I booked TCU. I booked every game of the decade from 2020-2030.

BON: So you actually have already talked with A&M about a potential game?

CDC: Yeah, I said “Hey, if I’m able to move this game does it make sense?”

But see the problem isn’t that they said no. It’s all about the timing.

So Alabama kicks a cupcake to the curb to play their first home and home since 2011 to play us, but aggy was already booked. CDC was gentle in this interview. Class Act for not slamming classic aggy.

Running since halftime of our very first game and still running today... 

Sad thing is their first team is probably their best team...

This is NOT a competition. We are undersized and outclassed by Varsity.

Able to admit defeat at the hands of a vastly superior team. 

No reason to continue falling on their swords just to prove they can take an ass kicking (literal).

NO EXCUSES.

3 hours ago, Modessit said:
5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
 

It's too bad they had to ship the Texas A&M 2015 Music City Bowl Champions, Texas A&M 2016 Texas Bowl Champions, and Texas A&M 2017 Belk Bowl Champions t-shirts to some 3rd-World country.

Shit caused coups all over Africa. 

26 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Y'all have fun with him if you are bored

Why would I do that? They ran away from this conference because they were so mediocre here. They're still mediocre.

Why would I do that? They ran away from this conference because they were so mediocre here. They're still mediocre.
Stupid sip!! They play in a conference with Bama and they win titles. Secsecsec.

Poor kids in Africa refused the 3rd place SEC West t-shirts aggy had printed up.

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Y'all have fun with him if you are bored

They win in so many important ways. They may play a strong opponent on a week when we play a lesser opponent: huge prestige. They may play at 3pm when we play at 11am: huge victory. They lose better than we do: pinnacle of success and everyone knows it.

Nobody loses better than the Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas! It's what makes them such great winners! Whoop!

We kinda hung with Alabama's 2nd string for two quarters. 

Another fine quality loss.

Put it on the wall. 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.