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3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

John Sharp is a lifelong tiny-dicked fucktard. 

John Sharp insisted that they buy an aggy weathercock.

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

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These days, any time I’m in the neighborhood of Collie Station, I keep my eyes open for large structures that could fall unexpectedly.

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No one can overcome the 12th man at night. 

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On 12/13/2024 at 12:59 PM, nnm said:

 

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2 hours ago, Js1 said:

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I remember seeing this when it came out and immediately thinking that it had to be the most iconic summation of what it means to be aggy that I've ever seen. And the more I see it the more convinced I am that aggy was put here for our entertainment. Even the old stadium is flipping them off on the way down as a parting shot for the ineptitude, failure and oddball cultish displays it was subjected to throughout it's existence.

 Just watch the Chernobyl series on HBO.   The campus is this but without the nuclear fallout.   

I was eating dinner at this place in Jefferson last night. There were some women and a college age girl at the table next to us. One of them mentioned her son took a trip to aggy to visit the campus. The rest of them remarked how ugly it was.
After the Barron interception they were afraid to let Stockton throw down field other than dinks. The only thing they did was a quarterback draw, which wasn't stopped either.

He was throwing that ball away.
21 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

 Just watch the Chernobyl series on HBO.   The campus is this but without the nuclear fallout.   

Without the nuclear fallout... yet.

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

These days, any time I’m in the neighborhood of Collie Station, I keep my eyes open for large structures that could fall unexpectedly.

That's all of them

They should have pumped in water from the golf course to settle the dust after the implosion?  

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

They should have pumped in water from the golf course to settle the dust after the implosion?  

Nah, that is fertilized.

This account has quickly become my least favorite.  Just shit takes, every single post.

 

4 hours ago, Leanderman said:

They should have pumped in water from the golf course to settle the dust after the implosion?  

 

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Why would we hate that? Does aggy even realize that The University of Texas has a ROTC Program? I’m sure that as many or more commissioned officers graduate and go on to continue their service commitments. We even have ROTC scholarships, oh my!

Hook’em!!!

21 minutes ago, Mittens said:

This account has quickly become my least favorite.  Just shit takes, every single post.

 

Hah!  The corps turds number about 2300?  So they aren't even commissioning 3% of them.

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58 commissions?

80000 students

2300 cosplay

i get that it's the end of the 1st semester

but that's it?

58?

Kyle rittenhouse ever been seen in Aggy gear?

Who, Militia Etheridge? Fit right it with those cosplay dorks over there

58 commissions?
80000 students
2300 cosplay
i get that it's the end of the 1st semester
but that's it?
58?

So aggy winning half-time again, no?
30 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Graham is my favorite fiction author ever.

https://gigemgazette.com/way-too-early-sec-2025-record-predictions-texas-a-m-football-takes-step-next-season

Strange he only mentioned one of their three cupcakes again...

or fcs opponents, or or or or....

the pat persona is predicting 11 aggy wins in the regular season

the regular season changed from 10 to 11 regular season games in 1971 and 11 to 12 in 2010

aggy has won 11 exactly once in 1992

texas has done it 9 times

you go pat

 

This account has quickly become my least favorite.  Just shit takes, every single post.
 

Now tells us about all the corps members in that class that didn’t get commissioned.
1 hour ago, Mittens said:

This account has quickly become my least favorite.  Just shit takes, every single post.

 

Isn't that DFigs' account?

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7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Isn't that DFigs' account?

This guy doesn't seem as unhinged as DFig...

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Oh wait.

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Elko said (and I quote) "they physically annihilated us".

So, I assume that will be reversed in one year at DKR?

56 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Elko said (and I quote) "they physically annihilated us".

So, I assume that will be reversed in one year at DKR?

Only in Looch's and Graham's dream world, Fantasyland.

fuckin' aggy.....

3 hours ago, Mittens said:

This account has quickly become my least favorite.  Just shit takes, every single post.

 

yeah i HATE THIS!

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Isn't that DFigs' account?

If it is, that would make complete sense.

"Graham, projecting too much?" In reality though..................

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5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Elko said (and I quote) "they physically annihilated us".

So, I assume that will be reversed in one year at DKR?

So, the Longhorns are the Little Brother Annihilators? 
 

8 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Graham is my favorite fiction author ever.

https://gigemgazette.com/way-too-early-sec-2025-record-predictions-texas-a-m-football-takes-step-next-season

 

Strange he only mentioned one of their three cupcakes again...

I mean, I guess it COULD happen that with Texas losing most of the OL.

 

OTOH, ATM is losing talent without talent behind them and this dork has them losing only 1 game?

 

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Strange he only mentioned one of their three cupcakes again...

All the best journalism has more than a dozen “Next” buttons to click through the “article.”

I also like that the first ball hasn’t been teed up for a bowl game, much less the College Football Playoffs, and he’s doing a “look ahead” to next season? Oh, and aggy is going 11-1 with Marcel Reed at QB? Lulz no.
7 hours ago, C-Man said:

Oh, and aggy is going 11-1 with Marcel Reed at QB? Lulz no.

You aren't accounting for the "QB savior appearing out of nowhere in spring practices" factor.

42 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

You aren't accounting for the "QB savior appearing out of nowhere in spring practices" factor.

The fate of the best-known Messiah awaits every A&M QB since the ascension of Holy Bucky.

Instead of a tomb with a big rock, they are lain in the increasingly crowded space beneath a bus. It is unknown if they are positioned to face the dead dog scoreboard.

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39 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

You aren't accounting for the "QB savior appearing out of nowhere in spring practices" factor.

Last summer: "We have a much superior QB room than Texas!"

Last week: "There are rumors that Arch Manning is going to transfer! Pay him $10M!!!"

46 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

You aren't accounting for the "QB savior appearing out of nowhere in spring practices" factor.

It won’t be spring. It will be after their first loss in the fall. During media days, Reed will win the Heisman. 

42 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

The fate of the best-known Messiah awaits every A&M QB since the ascension of Holy Bucky.

Instead of a tomb with a big rock, they are lain in the increasingly crowded space beneath a bus. It is unknown if they are positioned to face the dead dog scoreboard.

Aggies proclaim the Messiah every preseason, then immediately crucify him as soon as he sashays his way onto the field. Then they don’t wait for him to rise again, which he does as soon as he transfers. 

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That is just...fucking weird. From a school that fills jizz jars as a ritual and that celebrates their male cheerleaders.

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5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The 80s Ruled - The volleyball scene from Top Gun is one of the most famous  scenes from the entire movie. It doesn't really have much to do with the  movie, and

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In fairness, if I looked like that the whole world would just have to deal with because I would never wear a shirt.

That’s said, Brody Haggins has to be the most aggy name ever. I dub him the second coming of Corey Pullig.

Also are we sure that’s real? Google seems to have never heard of Brody Haggins.

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