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10 hours ago, Blotto said:

Just wait til next season when his fatass is humpin' it on the sidelines biff poggi style in some bedazzled overalls with "the elk" proudly emblazoned on his name plate.

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Did someone turn off the banjo music in the background?

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2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Texas has twice as many playoff wins as aggy had between Halloween and New Years

Nope. The math doesn’t work. Two times zero is still zero. 
 

Texas has two more playoff wins since Halloween than TAMU has in its history. 

On 1/3/2025 at 12:32 PM, Lou Loomis said:

Rude mom + dad rocking the aggy tuxedo

Off the top rope.

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Interestingly enough, Ol Graham forgets to mention one team that won their bowl game and then won another bowl game and is playing another bowl game and will probably play ANOTHER bowl game. I like that he’s laid the groundwork for pointing back in a couple of months that they lost for reasons out of their control when that coaster starts rolling up the incline
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Imagine trying to explain away a loss in a glorified exhibition game that matters to almost no one. Meanwhile your personal El Guapo is getting ready to play in college football’s Final 4 for the second straight season.
48 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

And since coming to the FBS level in 2009 he's been apart of one conference championship and two 10 win seasons. What a resume he's got going there

Now that he’s at aggy he will be apart from all of the conference championships and all 10 win seasons

On 1/3/2025 at 4:04 PM, BurntEyes said:

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Looks like someone forgot that we actually played each other this year, so they can't do the crazy triangulation justification they've done for the past 10+ years to prove that they're better anymore.  Poor aggy.

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9 hours ago, nnm said:

Nope. The math doesn’t work. Two times zero is still zero. 
 

Texas has two more playoff wins since Halloween than TAMU has in its history. 

He means twice as many playoff wins since Halloween as aggy has total wins since Halloween. Clemson and ASU vs NMSU

9 hours ago, nnm said:

Nope. The math doesn’t work. Two times zero is still zero. 
 

Texas has two more playoff wins since Halloween than TAMU has in its history. 

Yeah I didn't phrase that correctly, implying aggy has a playoff win is obviously laughably incorrect. Meant that they only had 1 win period which was the annual aggy November cupcake, this time over CUSA juggernaut NMSU

9 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Now that he’s at aggy he will be apart from all of the conference championships and all 10 win seasons

Well done. That bugged me too. 

41 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Looks like someone forgot that we actually played each other this year, so they can't do the crazy triangulation justification they've done for the past 10+ years to prove that they're better anymore.  Poor aggy.

lol, they can and they will. It won’t make any sense whatsoever, to your point, but when has that ever stopped them?

10 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Interestingly enough, Ol Graham forgets to mention one team that won their bowl game and then won another bowl game and is playing another bowl game and will probably play ANOTHER bowl game. I like that he’s laid the groundwork for pointing back in a couple of months that they lost for reasons out of their control when that coaster starts rolling up the incline

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"In all honesty "

 

Cracking Up Lol GIF

 

I'm so tired of this:

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The guy looked very good against who they played. He's not the second coming of Earl Campbell who could raise any dog-ass team from a dung heap. Moss is the new Weigman in terms of what they expect of him next year. 

This sentence makes me think he's not one of us and actually is a teenager with dreams of replacing William one day. 

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I think it's a nice reference to William's convoluted quadruple negative prose that has placed him among the giants of sports communicators.

 

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1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Read as A&M still doesn't have the depth to compete week in and week out in the SEC 

Georgia doesn’t have the depth to compete week in and week out in the SECX3.  Their loss in the CFP is directly attributable to UT’s knocking out QB1 and punter in the SECX3 CG.

1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Read as A&M still doesn't have the depth to compete week in and week out in the SEC 

And next year, there may be more...

night games!

 

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On 1/3/2025 at 2:04 PM, BurntEyes said:

Further, Georgia beat Texas twice. aggie played better against ND than Georgia. Therefore aggie is better than Texas because Texas ain't that good. I'm not making this up. 

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Notre Dame, Notre Dame, Notre Dame

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The NFL is begging for 5'10" WRs who averaged 31.75 receiving yards per game after transferring from the Sun Belt.

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24 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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The NFL is begging for 5'10" WRs who averaged 31.75 receiving yards per game after transferring from the Sun Belt.

Can't any of these yahoos avoid the tired "with that being said" trope?

Eh, Austin still has The Hole In The Wall.  (Not that I'd trade.)

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Eh, Austin still has The Hole In The Wall.  (Not that I'd trade.)

I’d napalm a pediatric cancer ward for a Reality sandwich rn. 

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

White trash ass simpleton fucks

While I've never been to Northgate, I do sympathize with them in one respect: Here in Austin, we have had a similar demise in our Rainey Street District. Only douchebag developers could have transformed something so charming into the soulless hi-rise monstrosity that it has become. 

There's something hilarious about wanting to build in an area to take advantage of its charm, but the development completely negates what was charming about the neighborhood in the first place. 

When was Rainey charming? When it was a slum? Or after the low money developers came in and put in all the bars, before the big money developers could put in hotels? 

2 hours ago, Mittens said:

White trash ass simpleton fucks

 

Why does this make them white trash simpletons?

5 minutes ago, Mittens said:

When was Rainey charming? When it was a slum? Or after the low money developers came in and put in all the bars, before the big money developers could put in hotels? 

The latter. About 2007-2010. 

the pat persona excuse manifesto on their bowl defecation requires extremely advanced bas training

the picture used for the pat persona is of an individual that has no credentials indicating it went through fishcamp which is the prerequisite for all further advanced aggymanchurian programming of any kind

moving direct to postulates and arguments that simply ignore our existence?   bold strategy cotton

using arguments directly opposite of the truth?  ditto

furthermore, aggy cried wailed and threw a tantrum every time the natural match for their bowl game was a former conference mate, including ducking us 3 times in the last 12 years, resulting in aggy frequently matching up against 6-6 teams that still win, or down-market teams like wake forest who (checks notes).....  oops, sorry, aggy won that game because it wasn't played

and the worst reality distortion in history is the situations of the aggy and usc rosters a week ago last night....  and no mention of the usc roster situation by the pat persona

i continue to challenge the aggy 247 crew to produce the pat persona on youtube or a podcast for an ama

i would love to challenge the pat persona to a real-time verification of it's aggy credentials and programming

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

When was Rainey charming? When it was a slum? Or after the low money developers came in and put in all the bars, before the big money developers could put in hotels? 

When you could get arrested in a mescaleria, 2007-2015.  

Well, Northgate is a strip mall with none of that slightly-but-not-too-much gentrified feel of peak Rainey Street.

2 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

While I've never been to Northgate, I do sympathize with them in one respect: Here in Austin, we have had a similar demise in our Rainey Street District. Only douchebag developers could have transformed something so charming into the soulless hi-rise monstrosity that it has become. 

There's something hilarious about wanting to build in an area to take advantage of its charm, but the development completely negates what was charming about the neighborhood in the first place. 

Douchebags transformed Rainey from an historic Mexican-American neighborhood into a "charming" bar district.

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

greatest aggie nfl player. he'll be first ballot hall of famer ....

 

That dude made JFF and Baker look like decent quarterbacks.

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Mike Evans can ball. 
 

Thread about the remaining 4 teams in the playoffs and of course the woulda, coulda, shoulda. I went back through both GA threads and at no point is anyone here saying but, but, but. 
What a bunch of wishcasting bums

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I LOVE TEXAGS:

This is the “Let me get this straight:” Thread: 

TU gets:
1) the easiest SEC schedule this year and maybe of all time
2) to play the worst ranked team first round in the playoffs
3) to play the second worst ranked team in the second round
4) the non-targeting call that kept ASU from almost assuredly winning
5) to play the the semi-final in Dallas, which is essentially a home game for them

And we're supposed to believe there is no bias.

 

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

greatest aggie nfl player. he'll be first ballot hall of famer ....

 

Dude screwed my fantasy team this year by having several consecutive terrible games. 

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2 hours ago, Lou Loomis said:

Their schedule seemed easier than ours.  🤔 

Our's was easier, we had to play them, they had to play us.

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Dude screwed my fantasy team this year by having several consecutive terrible games. 

Good.  Quit drafting aggies. 

Collie Burial Field was somehow overlooked, despite what on group has stated over and over. 

 

Mike Evans is the greatest ever NFL player from aggy.

Mike Evans is not the greatest ever NFL player from Galveston Ball High School.

Remind me
19 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I'm so tired of this:

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The guy looked very good against who they played. He's not the second coming of Earl Campbell who could raise any dog-ass team from a dung heap. Moss is the new Weigman in terms of what they expect of him next year. 

This sentence makes me think he's not one of us and actually is a teenager with dreams of replacing William one day. 

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I think it's a nice reference to William's convoluted quadruple negative prose that has placed him among the giants of sports communicators.

 

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What if our Lombardi winning left tackle only played a few snaps and our pre-season 3rd team running back still had 180 yards ? 

But then Texas had 2 turnovers inside the 5 and one became a pick 6 for a 14 point swing and aggy's only points and Texas only won by 10 instead of 31? Does aggy still cry about it? Does the pope wear a funny hat? 

17 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Can't any of these yahoos avoid the tired "with that being said" trope?

Kind of like during recruiting season with the “blessed to receive an offer” from a school that was never being considered in the first place.  

 

13 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Mike Evans can ball. 
 

Thread about the remaining 4 teams in the playoffs and of course the woulda, coulda, shoulda. I went back through both GA threads and at no point is anyone here saying but, but, but. 
What a bunch of wishcasting bums

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We all knew it would happen eventually, but dang that roller coaster got back on track heading uphill faster than I expected. 

2 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Kind of like during recruiting season with the “blessed to receive an offer” from a school that was never being considered in the first place.  

 

So bless

3 hours ago, tbone_ said:


Remind me

Guessing he’s thinking of Casey Hampton. It’s really close between the two, different positions.  Both amazing resumes, Hampton was on the ballot this year. He has great case to be in eventually.  Kind of similar players in terms of accolades thus far. 
 

I don’t know where I’d rank Mike Evans for A&M NFL players. Vonn Miller probably has a better on the field resume but is a mess off the field.  Myles Garrett will be better individually than both but needs to get out of Cleveland. All three betting favorites for HoF. 

3 hours ago, tbone_ said:


Remind me

Casey Hampton

Edit:  RGV Worldwide beat me to it

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