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1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

It’s actually brilliant.  Everyone had Lambos helicopters. Yachts. Women romancing each other.  Not everyone has goats.  Hell if they were the fainting goats that’s would be legit. 

Nubian (screaming) goats seem more likely at that place.

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If aggy is hosting a very high level recruit, do they increase the number of goats? Like if aggy was hosting Vince Young, do they take him out to a pasture full of goats? 
Aggy needs a new rating system: the goat system. I would say right now most of aggy’s recruits are only rated 1 goat. They really need to pump that number up if they want to compete in the SEC.

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11 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

If aggy is hosting a very high level recruit, do they increase the number of goats? Like if aggy was hosting Vince Young, do they take him out to a pasture full of goats? 
Aggy needs a new rating system: the goat system. I would say right now most of aggy’s recruits are only rated 1 goat. They really need to pump that number up if they want to compete in the SEC.

"Yeah, 247, Rivals, ESPN, and Hudl had the kid as a 3-goat, but when word got around that Texas was looking at him, all four of them gave him another goat."

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On 6/7/2025 at 10:53 PM, Hook1997 said:

And they wonder why they never win anything….  They tell the jokes themselves and then are like what?  We’re awesome! Could you imagine being a 5 star from Los Angeles and they bring out farm animals for your OV pictures. 

Geez...and All Texas shows recruits is like Ferrari's and stuff...so unoriginal.

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On 6/8/2025 at 9:35 AM, BurntEyes said:

I was rolling around in my head, why goats??? Well, they sure as shit weren't going to put any sort of cows or bulls in there and chickens were already covered by Gamecocks. 

And aggie doesn't understand why everyone thinks they're fucking weird. 

Let's put inner city top athletes in pics with goats. That's really going to attract top athletic talent!!!!

 

Maybe they should change their names from the fightin’ aggies to the fightin’ Nannie’s!

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On 6/8/2025 at 9:35 AM, BurntEyes said:

I was rolling around in my head, why goats??? Well, they sure as shit weren't going to put any sort of cows or bulls in there and chickens were already covered by Gamecocks. 

And aggie doesn't understand why everyone thinks they're fucking weird. 

Let's put inner city top athletes in pics with goats. That's really going to attract top athletic talent!!!!

 

Maybe it’s the strong influence leftover from A&M’s longtime close association with Qatar…..

 

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But while some goats make noises that sound humanlike, they're actually just bleating. Goats have a variety of bleats, and each individual has its own distinctive voice. Bleats can range in volume, pitch and depth. Goats bleat to communicate.
 

Why do they faint?

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7 hours ago, utee94 said:

Special recruits deserve more than a normal goat.  They should get themselves some of those Moroccan tree goats.

 

Some People Believe Morocco's 'Goat Trees' Are a Hoax ...

 

 

 

Moroccan? No man, those are "mercenary" goats!! 

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12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Poor aggy, they so badly want to win this category, but they can't even win at being a loud cult because their team sucks most years. On the other hand, I don't care if you can hear crickets at our stadium as long as we're winning all the games we play at DKR Texas Memorial Stadium. Although it's fun when it's loud, but we all know that only happens from time to time. The fact that we have to talk about a game that happened in 1990, when there was a track around the field and an open end zone, as the loudest says it all.

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37 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

The fact that we have to talk about a game that happened in 1990, when there was a track around the field and an open end zone, as the loudest says it all.

That Surly is full of old cranks with faulty and biased memories?

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